Comedy Stories

Alex was an ordinary person with the dream of one day being transmigrated to a magical world. But what he didn't expect is that he would be transmigrated to a world much more than that, a world he knew very well, but instead of being given a system that would empower him, he was given a system that allowed him to make games, and the more people played, the more powers he would get. Tony Stark: Son of a bitch, I can do in real life everything this Watch Dogs guy does, but why can't I stop playing? Hulk: HULK HATES DARK SOULS!!! HULK SMASH DARK SOUS ARRRHHHHGGG!!! Nick Fury: If any agent can't complete the Hitman game by next week, that agent will be fired from the Shield! A world of superheroes, but who controls everything is "only" a game developer.

🏆 Official Award Winner of a Japanese Web Novel Contest! Translated directly from the original Japanese Web Novel, which was handpicked for the Select Award (Top Honor) in Kakuyomu's Official Contest, hosted by KADOKAWA in Japan! 📚 Official Award Announcement (Japanese Original) https://kakuyomu.jp/contests/kakuyomu_10theme#theme06 --- "This world is a legacy system running on an unpatched OS. I'm just here to install the stability updates." When Kazuya, a former systems engineer and corporate slave, was summoned to another world along with his entire house, he didn't ask for a legendary sword. He asked for Fiber-Optic Internet. Armed with the collective wisdom of the entire world via the Internet, there is now virtually nothing he doesn't know. He has zero interest in "grand adventures." He'd rather stay inside his magically-transported home, drink ice-cold cola, and solve the Kingdom's greatest crises via remote work. By treating every disaster-from collapsing infrastructure to "ancient curses"-as a series of logical bugs, he optimizes a world that relies far too much on fickle magic using modern systems thinking. While he "works" from the comfort of his sofa, his black cat Tama-who is secretly the Legendary Savior, Tarmane-is busy "deleting" any hardware threats (monsters) that dare disturb her owner's Wi-Fi signal. The people call him a "Transcendent Sage." The Knights call his instructions "Divine Logic." In reality, he's just a lazy optimizer who knows that in any world, information is the ultimate weapon. An intellectual Isekai comedy where the greatest miracles aren't performed with wands, but with a perfectly executed patch. --- **Note from the Author:** This is the official English version of an original Japanese web novel, currently on going in Japan. New episodes will be published here sequentially as the translation is finalized.

Jack didn't ask to save the world. He just wanted to run his convenience store in peace. Then he woke up in a wasteland. No town. No neighbors. No Wi-Fi. Just cracked red earth, dead trees, and a voice in his head calling itself the Limitless Omniversal Supply System. The LOSS System. Jack laughed for a very long time. The system was not amused. Now he has a fully stocked store, unlimited water and electricity, and a system that's somehow both all-powerful and deeply offended by everything he says. To survive in a world where the average temperature hits 52°C, Jack will have to sell supplies, make allies, build shelter, and figure out why his little store might be the first step toward bringing a dead world back to life. One cold soda at a time.

𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙆𝙞 𝙇𝙖𝙩𝙩 𝙈𝙤𝙝𝙚.... 𝘼𝙚𝙨𝙞 𝙇𝙖𝙜𝙞 𝙃𝙤𝙜𝙮𝙞... ♡𝙈𝘼𝙄 𝙈𝘼𝙏𝙒𝘼𝘼𝙍𝙄♡ ******************** Those eyes. Dark, intense, and impossibly deep, fixed on me in a way that made my breath catch. There was no anger in them, no mockery, just a strange calm that pulled me in without warning. I couldn't explain why my heart started pounding so loudly or why looking away felt impossible. In that moment, it felt like the world had shifted slightly off its axis, leaving me shaken in a way I wasn't ready to understand. ~ Anvi Malhotra✨ ________________________________________________ This peacock feather... it reminds me of Krishna and Radha, the kind of love that people don't just feel, but worship. A love so pure that it became divine. I know nothing in this world can ever match what they shared. Maybe no human love ever can. But what I feel is honest, and it comes from the deepest part of my heart. It may not be perfect, but it is real. So, with your permission, can you please make me yours? Can you please do me the honour of calling me yours?" ~ Avighna Rawal🦚 ________________________________________________ Dive into the story to know more ❤️✨. No cheating. No toxicity. No love triangles. Just a simple school love story filled with love, friendship, laughter, and moments that might bring back memories of your school days. 29/4/26 - [No. 1 on top 10 indian stories] 2/7/26 - [No. 7 on top 10 indian stories] ________________________________________________ © 2025 by PranishaXwriters. All rights reserved.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── 𝕋𝕆𝕌𝔾ℍ 𝕊𝕆𝔽𝕋𝕀𝔼メ ════════════════ Kenichi Naoyuki was just an ordinary young man with ordinary worries. Then, one mysterious green light turned humanity to stone. Waking up thousands of years later, he's forced to survive in a primitive world where science is humanity's only hope. Alongside geniuses like Senku, Naoyuki dives into chaos, danger, and rebuilding civilization from scratch. Somehow, between all the fighting, teasing, and reckless decisions... he also ends up stealing a few hearts along the way. ════════════════ 𝘋𝘙.𝘚𝘛𝘖𝘕𝘌 𝘟 𝘔𝘈𝘓𝘌 𝘖𝘊 ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

When Adam woke up in the world of The Boys, he thought he was lucky. A glowing 'System' screen appeared in front of him, promising him great powers to survive. But there was one huge problem: the system's loading bar moved very, very slowly. For twenty long years, Adam had to live as a normal, weak human. In this world, Vought's "superheroes" treated normal people like trash. Adam stayed quiet, hid from danger, and safely survived for two decades while watching the loading bar slowly go up. 98%... 99%... Finally, after waiting in the shadows for twenty years, the system reaches 100%. His reward for being so patient?........The Superman Template. Right now, his body can only handle 5% of Superman's powers. But Adam knows that even 5% of a true hero's power is enough to crush Vought's fake, selfish heroes. Because he has watched this world for 20 years, he knows exactly what to do. He finds Billy Butcher and 'The Boys' and joins their team. Adam doesn't just want to fight Homelander-he wants to play with his mind. Using his new super strength, speed, and bulletproof body, Adam and The Boys make a smart plan to completely scare him. Homelander has lived his whole life believing he is an untouchable god. But now, a mysterious enemy is hiding in the dark. Someone who can take his laser eyes without a single scratch. Someone who is faster, stronger, and not afraid of him at all. After waiting for twenty years, Adam is finally ready. He is going to make Vought's strongest hero feel something he has never felt before: Pure fear.

Emma and Vivian spend their summer at a new camp to help out a friend, only to discover that it's a dating camp and they both have to pretend to be single! ***** Emma and Vivian, having spent their first year of college living together, agree to spend their summer at Gwen Black's latest camp. Unfortunately, due to a misunderstanding (and Gwen's aggressive advertising), the entire camp is using Emma as a mascot because she's "single". Emma and Vivian decide to let the situation play out to help Gwen, finding a new thrill in keeping their love secret. Soon, though, things get out of hand as they start making each other jealous, and someone online is working to destroy their relationship (and the entire camp)! Can Emma save the camp, her reputation, and the only relationship that's ever mattered to her? (Sequel to Camp Mapplewood: original version.) [[word count: 40,000-50,000 words]]

Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ***** After his brother disappears and a burial mound explodes, high school student Tyler Graves starts having strange visions. His brother warns him that something is coming for him. Soon, Tyler's entire family is slaughtered, and he's being hunted by an otherworldly entity known as The Grinning Man. Fleeing to Marble Springs, he meets Serling and Price, real estate agents who specialize in selling haunted houses. It's up to this unlikely trio to stop a madman from destroying the world - by literally unleashing Hell on Earth! (Sequel to Apartment 239.) [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

✦ "𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘪𝘧 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮?!" "𝘚𝘊𝘙𝘌𝘞 𝘍𝘈𝘛𝘌, 𝘐'𝘔 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘓𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘋𝘐𝘌!" ִֶָ𐀔𓂃 ᴵᵗ ʰᵃˢ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ˢᵃⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵃˢ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ᵃˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠˡᵘᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ᵇᵘᵗᵗᵉʳᶠˡʸ'ˢ ʷⁱⁿᵍ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵘˡᵗⁱᵐᵃᵗᵉˡʸ ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵃ ᵗʸᵖʰᵒᵒⁿ ʰᵃˡᶠʷᵃʸ ᵃʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᴵ ᵃᵐ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵇᵘᵗᵗᵉʳᶠˡʸ. ˖ ִֶָ 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔 Ever been caught at the wrong place at the wrong time? Because I certainly didn't sign up to get stuck on a team with Forehead, Permanent Hearing Damage, Darth Duck, and Captain Smut. Name's Tenshi Soraki and before you ask how an average OC like me ended up in this mess, get comfortable. I don't mind sharing my story and I've got loads of time. Literally. Book I of II of the Time Series REWRITTEN

When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby. [[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase: Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJ Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION When her initiation into her college's History Club goes awry, Sol has to come face to face with Ethan-the cute guy whose house she just broke into. ***** Soledad Gutierrez, or Sol to her friends, decides to join the History Club at her Community college. However, this club is not like other clubs: they have an initiation process and a slew of other 'extracurricular activities.' In order to join the club, Sol must break into the oldest house in her small Californian town and steal one of their forks. The club members provide all the materials to break in; she just needs to take the utensil, take a selfie in the kitchen, and get out undetected-with the fork, of course. The problem is: Ethan Winston spots Sol in his grandparent's house, and he's determined to uncover the reason behind the break-in. However, both he and Sol are thrown for a loop when feelings begin to develop between them. And as Ethan becomes suspicious of the History Club, he and Sol get tangled in an adventure none of them were expecting. [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] [[Wattys 2019 Winner for Young Adult + Being Published by Wattpad Books in Fall 2020]]

Mira finds herself stuck in the city of love with Jake, the playboy athlete she can't stand. What she doesn't expect is for major sparks to fly on their 24-hour adventure. But can this newly-found love last beyond the magic of Paris? ***** 24 Hours in Paris is now published as a Paperback & E-book by W by Wattpad Books As a Wattpad reader, you can now access both the Original Edition and the W by Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase (PS: a review on Amazon (and also Goodreads) would be very much appreciated, to help get this POC rom com in front of more readers! All the review page links are on my Wattpad profile page :-) ) In the new Published Edition of the book, the characters of Mira and Jake will be older and wiser co-workers in the corporate world, who miss their flight and get stuck spending an extra 24 hours in Paris. They'll start off annoyed with each other, but you know how the story goes... "Adorably sweet and a brilliant read! It made me feel like I was roaming the streets of Paris without having to leave my couch." - Grace @HQ ***** On the last day of their class's college trip to Paris, Mira and Jake get tangled up in a debacle that causes them to miss their flight home to New York. Which means they're stuck in Paris until the next available flight that's 24 hours away! Mira is witty and a lover of art history and good cheese. Jake, on the other hand, is your All-American frat boy with a killer smile. Translation: they can't stand each other. As they visit places they could never have imagined, Mira and Jake go from mortal enemies to star-crossed lovers with sizzling chemistry. But can their spark last without Paris' cheese and charm to keep it going? [[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]] Cover designed by Ray Gardener

Updates Monday I died buried under deadlines and woke up in a cultivation world with a lightning spiritual root nobody wanted and a system nobody asked for. The rules are simple. Sleep more, gain power. Avoid effort, earn rewards. Slack genuinely - the system always knows if you're faking it. The problem? Everyone around me is determined to make me work for my ascension. The bigger problem? The harder I avoid it, the more legendary I become. They call me the Silent Thunder Fairy. Profound. Mysterious. Terrifyingly efficient. I am thinking about whether dumplings exist in this world. (A story about a lazy transmigrator, a suspiciously wise ancient system, and a cultivation world that refuses to leave her alone.)

Viraj Singh Rathore , a man feared by the world , he can silence many by just a glare . India's youngest yet biggest biggest millionare and a mafia king in night. He is the hukum sa of Rajasthan and is rude, cold, ruthless, arrogant and self-obsessed. His striking ocean blue orbs and muscular body with 6 pack abs are the reason women throw themselves at him but he does not even spare them a glance . On the other side, Adhira Roy, a woman with beauty and brain , whose innocent eyes and sweet smile can make anyone's day. Being the youngest child of the Roy's she is pampered and even spoilt a little. She is a fashion designer and is a self made billionaire. Even after achieving this much she is kind, sweet and has a soft gentle nature with everyone. What happens when the cold ice meets a soft ray of sunshine ?? What happens when they collide ?? Will the beasts heart soften or Adhira can never break the high walls Viraj has created around his heart???

Abe Barrett is surrounded by ghosts - some of them are even his roommates! But now Abe's visions show something dark coming, and it wants Abe dead. ***** When Abe Barrett's family died, he started seeing ghosts. Soon he was living with three of them, and it turns out ghosts are just as eccentric as people. Abe is bothered by the ghosts constantly since he doesn't want to solve their murders, avenge them or do much of anything. He just wants to do his job and relax. His dreams, however, have been getting darker as people in town start to disappear. Soon Abe realizes there is something hunting him, and that same threat was involved with his family's deaths. A legacy of darkness is chasing Abe Barrett, and his supernatural roommates may not be enough to save him. [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]

Anne De Ville is a do-the-same-thing-every-day kind of ordinary. On the one day she chooses to try and do something different, she ends up dropping her shoes down several flights of stairs, right onto the head of her crush-and her brother's best friend-Hunter Denegan. Will her Prince Charming look for the girl who lost her shoe? [This book is going to be published with Wattpad WEBTOON Book Group in the Summer 2025] [[word count: 20,000-30,000 words]]

Outsiders all say that Kim Taehyung had hit the jackpot marrying the prince of the Jeon Enterprise, Jeon Jungkook, even being treasured and favoured for five whole years. They were well-recognized as a loving couple. However, they didn't know that Jungkook had a lot of dissatisfaction with this marriage. He complained to his good friend, "He micromanages everything. Won't let me drink or smoke, won't let me go clubbing, and he even set me a 10pm curfew!" "I have to hand over all my salary and bank cards and he would only give me just twenty dollars a day! Only if he is in a good mood, he would give me a few more!" Jungkook felt angry and wronged, "And I even have to wait on him!" "If I ever get the chance to do this again, I will never marry him! I used to get one million dollars a month as spending money!" The prince said this to his friend. The day after he said this, Jungkook found himself reborn to the time when he was seventeen. The Taehyung at this time was eighteen years old and poor to the point where he only had one set of old clothes to wear, holes in his socks and a pair of dirty shoes with its soles peeling off. Even if he had a nice-looking face, he was despised and looked down upon, and known in the school as a pauper. When Taehyung's parents came to handle the withdrawal procedures for him, Jungkook only then found out that he was a study tyrant ranked first in his grade, receiving scholarships every year, and that he was a seedling with good prospects the school had high expectations for and not the 'useless high school dropout who didn't like to study and only has money in his eyes' as claimed by his younger brother. Jungkook couldn't bear the sight of this. He pulled Taehyung into his arms, angry, "Continue studying! Our Jeon family has never had a top scorer before, you must keep studying!" Taehyung raised his eyes and looked at him in confusion. The look in his eyes seemed to ask: Who are you?

[MALE YANDERES X FEMALE MC] [EXCLUSIVE ENGLISH] The world isn't fair. After studying like crazy without sleep, surviving on three part-time jobs, and a rigorous scholarship selection process, Chiyo managed to get into Japan's top university. Only to die, reincarnate as an insignificant character, and repeat school. Again. The audacity. [Love of Abyss] is unlike most otome games. It's a dystopia where poliandry becomes mandatory. The female population is drastically reduced by an epidemic while men are driven with some kind of madness. A new world where love has no boundaries. Kakyouin High School encourages students to gain their Beloved. School staff and scientists monitor the progress of their love. With all events centered on romance, Chiyo is forced to participate. But her reluctance with the system doesn't go unnoticed. Worse, it makes her gain a lot of unwanted attention. "I just want to go to college. Dang it."

Born into one of the most dangerous mafia families in the world, she should've been feared like the rest of them. like what do you mean by allergic to safety???!!!

Michael Montoya A normal dude, a bit dumb but still a chill guy. But what if that chill guy get's sent to the world of Bungo Stray Dogs and gains a System to help aid him in his journey.....to not freaking die to these weirdos!!!!