Condoms Stories

I have, quite brilliantly but quite accidentally, totally and completely screwed up my life. My name is often preceded by an "oh". "Oh, Charlie..." "Oh, Charlotte..." and then is usually followed by "...What did you get yourself into this time?" It's my norm. But I'm gonna change that. Starting tomorrow... It's the last night of 2014 and though I'm in bed with yet another stranger, I am determined to change my life around this year. No more one night stands, no more dating commitment phobia boys, no more drinking till I can't remember that party I went to, no more smoking a whole purse of cigarettes....This year, I will change and I will get my life together even if I have to write down my resolutions list on the back of a condoms receipt. ....But knowing me...this is gonna turn into a disaster.

The human population increased from 1 billion to 7.8 billion between 1800 and 2020 because of sewage treatment, clean drinking water, vitamins, vaccines and antibiotics. In the USA in 1800, 46% of babies died before their fifth birthday; in 2020 less than 1% died. (Breastfeeding babies up to 12 months should be given 400 IU of vitamin D per day; 600 IU thereafter). In 1536, Jacques Cartier's crew were cured of scurvy with a tea made from the arbor vitae tree's needles (which have 50 mg of vitamin C per 100g). In 1796, Dr.E.Jenner developed a smallpox vaccine from cowpox. In 1812, When Napoleon invaded Russia only 40,000 soldiers survived a typhus epidemic; over 400,000 died. Between1848 and 1870, life expectancy in Liverpool, England, increased from 19 years to 40 years because of the new sewage system. In 1854, Dr. J. Snow identified a public well as the source of a cholera outbreak in London. In 1865, J.Lister applied a carbolic acid solution, to a boy's broken leg and was amazed when the leg bones fused back together without gangrene. WHO THE HELL ARE WE? is a series of short books and videos describing the evolution of civilization. Almost everyone on the planet is five times wealthier than their ancestors only 50 years ago. This astonishing phenomenon has also improved health, education, and longevity. The cause; an explosive growth in ideas and productivity. It began when we learned to control fire, evolved articulate speech and stumbled onto the way to create infinite wealth; free trade. The discovery of agriculture made us richer but we also learned how to destroy wealth. Great civilization grew up but then disappeared leaving only incredible ruins and ideas. Later books detail some of the ideas and developments that increased the average life span from about 40 years to more than 80 and the average world income from less than $3 to more than $33 per person per day (and to $140 per day in some countries).

"Baby you have to be quite. Our parents are in the other room." Meet Isabella Smith: shes your funny, goofy type but just don't make her mad and that's exactly what her dad did when he told her that he had a girlfriend come to find out it was her bully. Meet Richard "Colson" Baker: he's your typical bad boy and bully. He only bullies one and for some reason that's Isabella. He freaked out when he found out that their parents are dating. I really hope you enjoy this book.

I bullied the nerd that was known as 'Freak boy' and other various names, little did I know that that would be my biggest regret...