Crack Stories

|Originally from Quotev| In the year 3016, Peppa pig was left devastated, after 12 years of a relationship with Freddy Fox gone to waste. With a tarnished reputation of the former child tv star, Peppa has decided to no longer be silenced and looked down upon. She decides to do the most pro gamer move of all, run for president. After all, this is all out of revenge..

"You've never kissed anyone?" Sunghoon asked Sunoo. Sunoo threw a sock at him. "No. And stop saying it like it's a crime." "It is a crime. You're pretty. People should be paying to kiss you." Sunoo's face burned. "Shut up." Sunoo scowled. "Maybe I'm waiting for the right person." Sunghoon snorted. "The right person isn't just gonna fall out of the sky, Sunoo." "Well, neither is *your* dignity, but here we are." Sunghoon gasped, clutching his chest like he'd been shot. "Cruel. Cruel!!!!" And then, because Sunghoon was *Sunghoon*, and said- "Just kiss me then." Rankings #️⃣🎖️🏆 #1 - mẹ 🎖️ #1 - just 🎖️ #1 - riki🎖️(2nd July 2027) #3 - Crack🎖️ #5 - Bickering #7 - sunsun #12 - Fluffiness #16 - kiss #23- Enhypen #27- Engene

Strain can take a toll on the body quite heavily. Since he hasn't had a good amount of rest upon his journey, the feeling of being overwhelmed finally takes a toll on him. Helping out people's problems, being thrown into life-threatening situations. All the stress has accumulated and he reverts to his listless self. Without his sister to be here to help him like she's always done, everyone else has to find a way to take care of the Traveler. "So... it seems that you've reached your breaking point and have finally returned to your listless form... big brother."

♢ ─ 𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐉𝐔𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐍'𝐓 always 'dangerous' as they may seem. to prove their point, the [h/c]ette joins the JAKDF with two kaijus by their side. ❝what my kaiju said? he called you stupid.❞ ﹙✧﹚ VAR. KN8 X READER / © kaioruvv 2024

Working as a maid for three of the most terrifyingly competent women alive was never part of my life plan. Yet somehow, here I am. Every morning I wake up in a mansion bigger than my hometown, make breakfast for women who could buy my organs as a hobby, and spend the rest of the day trying not to accidentally die in increasingly creative ways. There's Arlecchino, a private investigator who somehow knows things she absolutely should not know. Signora, a CEO who looks like she walked out of a magazine and personally invented being intimidating. And Kafka, a psychologist and author who can somehow make me question my entire existence with one mildly concerning sentence. My job description says maid. Reality says maid, cook, gardener, emotional support animal, kidnapping victim, occasional hostage, and professional disaster. Most days are simple. I clean things. I cook things. I try not to get stabbed. Sometimes I even succeed. The mansion itself is weird. The people are weird. My life is weird. One week I'm arguing with a chihuahua. The next week I'm helping solve a kidnapping. At one point I got poisoned. Twice, technically. Long story. The strangest part is that I should have left a long time ago. But somewhere between the chaos, the arguments, the near-death experiences, and the people who somehow became important to me... This place started feeling like home. Which is probably a terrible sign. Because lately, things have been getting stranger. People know things they shouldn't. Sometimes things don't make sense. Sometimes it feels like something is missing. Like I've forgotten something important. Or someone. But that's ridiculous. Right? Anyway. My name is Y/N. I'm in my 20's. I'm a maid. My life is a complete mess. And everything is going perfectly fine. Perfectly. F̸i̶n̷e̵. S̷a̷v̸e̴ ̵m̶e̶.

(Y/N) is a mysterious boy with a mysterious past. He knows nothing about who he is and where he comes from, but who the hell cares about that? He sure doesn't. All (Y/N) cares about is staying by the woman who took him in: Misako, the wife of the villainous Lord Garmadon. Things take a turn, however, when he and Misako run into the famous Ninja team, which Misako's son is a part of. The two decide to stick around with the Ninja, bringing (Y/N) on a whole lot of adventures, which may lead him to discover who he truly is, whether he even wants to know or not. (Kai x Male Reader) Note: I do not own Ninjago or its characters. All rights belong to their official owners. Cover Credit: better-ninjagozine on Tumblr

Where Bang Chan creates a group chat with some people he meets in university, hoping they could all be one big happy friend group, and everything goes right, and nothing goes wrong. Totally. [Also known as: Chan accidentally playing cupid for himself and the rest of his friend group] (2min, Chanlix, Hyunbin and HanIN because hear me out these combinations can cook and have so much fic potential)

Wrong number but this time it's Danny phantom and the bat fam

─ ❝𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗬 boy, how'd you feel about making a deal with the devil of romance❞ ⋆｡k.bakugouxfem!reader ⌗ ╴ IN WHICH you blackmail a 1-A student into being your muse, and your relationship seemed to take a turn. For the better or for the worst? © 𝗸𝗼𝗵𝗲𝗶 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗸𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶 𝟮𝟬𝟭𝟰 © 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗲𝘀𝗯𝗯 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭 𓏲ꪆ #1 in katsuki #1 in chatfic #4 in bnha #5 in KatsukiBakugou #7 in Bakugou

a couple of collage students start to work at a coffee shop

Imagine going to school every single day beside the weekend. That may sound bad enough. Except, nearly in every school day, some stupid or chaotic shit happened at the point, Builderman have to be involved half of the time to attempt to resolved it. (If you can't tell from the tags, this fanfic is half-serious and half-crack) (I also posted this on Ao3)

Everyone knows about the dominant and powerful alphas. Same goes for the delicate and irresistible omegas. But what about the betas? As the least interesting of the three subgenders, it's only natural that they never actually get time in the spotlight. But what if one did? And no, not some "beta" that was secretly an omega the whole time, or some beta that looked and acted like an omega. What if some random beta chud got his very own story?

Two Michael Jackson impersonators are discovered and suddenly rise to fame, although crazy things begin to stir up their lives, including a certain highly famous king of pop..... they must ensure the multiverse, time travel, and a lot of clenching. how will our superb superstars adapt to their new lives... Co written with @pkmnink

skinboy64's digital diary so somehow i had the bright idea to make a diary on wattpad updates daily

This takes the phrase "fighting magical stuff behind a 7/11 parking lot" quite literally, so buckle up your non-existent life and enjoy this shitshow. In a world where 2 worlds coexisted, and connected quite recently in terms of human history, Aki was a 16 y/o gacha addict who just finished his IGCSEs on earth. He wanted to have a gap year, but didn't mind further studies if his father wanted him to, he was undecided on his major anyways. After telling his father that during his japan celebration trip, his father suddenly thought it was a good idea to reveal that he had an uncle all along, and what better reveal than a surprise trip to the other world to continue his studies there! Oh yeah, and he becomes a student in his uncle's academy too.

Just a cute little slice of life Jegulus raising Harry one-shot AU. Definitely no angst. None at all. ---------------------------------------------------------- Regulus had left the house alone exactly six times in the past year. Each time, he returned home to something completely amiss. Once, everything in the house, water included, was turned some shade of red or gold. So when he steps through the front door of his lovely home in Godric's Hollow, he expects chaos. With the recent prank kick James has got Harry on, Regulus is prepared for a muggle water balloon to smack him in the face. What he isn't ready for is silence. ___________________________________________ Not made with ai. Fuck ai.

Au where they're all animals-well some of them. Or Demon slayer but with Sanemi as a fish.

Meet Aureate Gold. Aptly named: Gold Gold. An eternal joke by his own mother, Gold Ship. And through that, GG's adventure began... In another, alternate world where his mother has yet to bag Torena-san. Would she...? Disclaimer: As always, Fanfic is already an AU to begin with, i won't repeat this again in any chapter.

While running away from an angry mob. Naruto found some magic jewelry. with small creatures. How will this affect his journey. Will Naruto become a great hero. Or will he fail.

"𝘐 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘮𝘢'𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘶𝘯, 𝘉𝘜𝘛 𝘐 𝘋𝘐𝘋𝘕𝘛 𝘌𝘟𝘗𝘌𝘊𝘛 𝘐𝘛 𝘛𝘖 𝘞𝘖𝘙𝘒 𝘞𝘛𝘍!!" Was your reaction back then. Back when? oh sorry, let me explain; you were just an average middle school quirkless girl that loves reading manga, one day, you told yourself to start working out, Cause you were trynna find a distraction from your shitty life! but!! not any workout, It's the great Saitama's Training routine!! You just did it for fun, for three years straight, 100 pushups! 100 situps! 100 squats! a 10 KM run every day, three meals a day, NO A/C!!!!(you didn't have the money for ac anyways...)For three years straight, You trained just for fun, but took care of your hair ofc, you became Unbeatable! You didn't expect that, You just did it for fun! you didn't Mean to be as strong as Saitama! It was for fun, can't you just,𝙐𝙉𝘿𝙊? 𝗡𝗼, you can't Undo in this book, dear reader. you now Idolize the almighty Saitama more than before, and you're going to train at UA, to be a hero! You're on the way to both helping people and starting your journey to find someone as strong as you! The only backlash of gaining that power is..well...I can't think of any good ones rn...So... I'll be just taking your 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙩𝙤𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙨 for the backlash. DON'T PANIC!!!! (This is old asf)