Crack Stories

💬(𝟏) 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄! 𝙍𝙖𝙗𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥 [𝙐𝙨𝙚𝙧] 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵. 𝑰𝑵 𝑾𝑯𝑰𝑪𝑯 - You, [Name] Shinonome, download a new, viral messaging app named 'Magimessage'. Only for you to be added into a random chatroom with four others. To this, you get caught up in their nonsense and your "normal" drastically changes. 𝗧𝗲𝗺𝗽𝘂𝗿𝗮🍤 "𝘎𝘙𝘐𝘔 𝘞𝘏𝘖 𝘋𝘐𝘋 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘈𝘋𝘋" 𝗥𝗮𝗯𝗶𝗲𝘀 "𝘫𝘲81£'𝘎𝘈 𝘑𝘋𝘝𝘷0!𝘥𝘨𝘢𝘮" ❗- None of the characters, nor does Twisted Wonderland and Project Sekai belong to me.

⟡ ───────────────────────── ⟡ 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘/𝐍, 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠, It was survival. Her quirk is a harsh, grinding engine that kept her moving through the streets, protecting her even as it slowly wore her down. 𝐔.𝐀. offers a chance at a normal life, a life away from everything that pained her, a life where she could finally start to learn how to live. But normalcy for someone like her was a fragile illusion.... With every step she takes toward the light, the shadows behind her stretch a little longer; eyes begin to follow, fragments of a buried horror resurface, and the happiness she's building may become the very thing that paints a target on everyone's backs. She wanted to leave the darkness behind, But can she stop it before it takes the people she's only just begun to love? ⟡ ───────────────────────── ⟡ ﹙𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎﹚ ︴𝑨𝒈𝒆𝒅-𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒌𝒊 (17) ︴𝑶𝒃𝒔𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒌𝒊 ︴𝑶𝑷 𝒀/𝑵 - 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔 ︴𝑺𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒈 ︴𝑮𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒕𝒚 𝑨𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒘𝒂 ︴𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒔𝒕 ✦ 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 Originally published on Mon, Sep 15, 2025 Unpublished due to slight re-writing (starred chapters) Art used in cover made by @nxhqt on insta! This fic is ON HOLD

(Y/N) is a mysterious boy with a mysterious past. He knows nothing about who he is and where he comes from, but who the hell cares about that? He sure doesn't. All (Y/N) cares about is staying by the woman who took him in: Misako, the wife of the villainous Lord Garmadon. Things take a turn, however, when he and Misako run into the famous Ninja team, which Misako's son is a part of. The two decide to stick around with the Ninja, bringing (Y/N) on a whole lot of adventures, which may lead him to discover who he truly is, whether he even wants to know or not. (Kai x Male Reader) Note: I do not own Ninjago or its characters. All rights belong to their official owners. Cover Credit: better-ninjagozine on Tumblr

⚠️I do not own Boboiboy, Izuku and/or any characters from this fan fiction whatsoever ⚠️English is not my first language so the grammar and spellings are at times broken ⚠️Boboiboy and friends crosses over to BNHA after Retak'ka Like any other day, Boboiboy and his friends are always got into some trouble with different villains that popped up out of nowhere and just like any other villain, they had it defeated while also saving Adu Du and Probe in the process. (The duo are always there) But this time, the team got sucked into a portal that Ochobot clearly didn't make since Ochobot was with the Commander. Not knowing where they are, Boboiboy and his friends started to explore not knowing that the green little alien and the floating purple are with them too.

A little ten year old at the doorstep of the house of creepypastas.. is that normal?? A/n! : this is all platonic you dirty bitches 🫵😾

One man. One accidental tripping. One genius gamer move. Mistaken as an Abnormality, the GMod player named Sparky gets taken into the LC HQ for scientific purposes. Just in time too, for something that is to come. (Continuation of Sparky going through the Dimensional Door in Chapter 31 of RDM! RDM! RDM!) (Also, do note that this is a crackfic)

just a few stories about Cale mostly. requests are allowed, just i do have boundaries and can't do them all. all right thank you. okay, so here's like the ao3 version of like tagging: * Sometimes there's shipping, its mostly from requests. * There's a lot of angst stuff. Like suicide, blood, alcohol, smoking, abuse and more. * I am bad at trigger warnings. I've got like. one or two. * There is also crack. * There's a bit of everything. * Shit writing, okay writing, anything.

"YOU DID WHAT?!" "I LOST BET! DONT YELL AT ME!!!" A blind guy and male uma! Shenanigans! That's it!

❛ I'D GLADLY LET YOU SQUISH ME WITH THOSE THIGHS Y/N-CHAN! ❜ 。in which oikawa tooru tries to win over the cold captain of the taekwondo team through her social media. HQ FANFIC ! T. OIKAWA X F. READER ⓒ haikyuu | haruichi ⓒ kick me! | SAMUGIRI 𝙘𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙘𝙨𝙢 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙖

────୨ৎ──── When a Hero Commission scout witnesses a tiny country girl lasso thirty rice baskets, swing her siblings, and polish his shoes with glowing energy ropes like its the most natural thing ever, he decides that this helpful, energetic and stupidly overpowered girl is wasted on the quiet, peaceful country side and recommends her to the U.A hero course. Now the Number One Hero School has to deal with a walking, talking bundle of chaos who solves every problem with the words "Hold still, I got you." ────୨ৎ────

Your best friend accidentally puts your name on a housing application - and you're now rooming with seven very attractive, chaotic, and emotionally confusing guys. The BTS boys. At first, it's a nightmare: shared bathrooms, laundry fights, 3 a.m. karaoke, and way too many shirtless mornings. But slowly, they all start to fall for you in their own ridiculous way. Cue jealous ramen cooking, fake dating to avoid scandal, and one awkward group confession gone horribly wrong.

Y/N thought joking about getting isekai'd into Kalego Gaiden was harmless-until the universe apparently took it personally. Now stuck in Babyls as a fake archival assistant with a suspicious system giving quests, they have to survive demon school politics, hide the fact that they're human, and avoid wrecking the timeline. Unfortunately, young Naberius Kalego already thinks something about them is off, and he's exactly the wrong person to get suspicious.

┈┈・୨ ✦ ୧・┈┈ s. todoroki x male!oc "𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙄 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪?" "𝙄'𝙢- 𝙄'𝙢 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙗𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪." "𝙄 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬. 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝 𝙢𝙮 𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙮. 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩, 𝙄'𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙩." The Meraki Cafe is situated right in the middle of downtown Musufatu, Japan, known for its signature coffee blend, the pastel yellow aesthetic, slightly bitter yet refreshing tea, their fluffy cheesecake, and its cute, young owner with a dreary and shy attitude. It's also known for its peculiar set of rules written on a chalkboard next to the glass doorway that can clearly be read at any time of the day. ᯓ➤ 1. Don't drag my cafe or myself into whatever hero or villain stuff you guys get into. I want my cafe in one piece. ᯓ➤ 2. I will serve anyone who will walk in these doors. No matter their status, quirks, or the amount of money in your account, I will treat you all the same and will serve you. Emphasis on anyone. ᯓ➤ 3. Attack anyone or me in this cafe, let me remind you I have a legal quirk usage registration card. You can't sue me. A 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 peculiar set of rules. OR 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐇𝐀 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝, 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐤𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭.

Chabashira pinched the bridge of her nose and let out a long, suffering groan. "Why is it, that whenever something happens in this school..." she began slowly, glaring down at the trio as her eye twitched. "...it is always you three?" Before her stood the three greatest threats to her blood pressure. Sudo Ken, Ike Kanji...and Horikita Suzune. --- What if Suzune Horikita behaves and acts the complete opposite of her canon-self? What if she had a drastically different backstory that made her the way that she is? Well, lots of crazy shit happens. And now she has a giant friend group who genuinely cherishes her and each other. How the fuck did that happen? Well, time to find out! --- Disclaimer (please read): This is an AU. As in, not canon-compliant. And a lot of the characters depictions here are very different than their canon-self. The characters here are very OOC. I mean, that's the main premise of this fic and the whole reason why I wrote it. So, don't be surprised when you see them.

Patricia Alaina and Alyan Elijah Lukas Isolde share a past scarred by pain and unfinished promises, but what if fate refuses to let their story end that way? What if, against all odds, destiny itself conspires to bring them face to face once more, forcing them to confront the love they once lost? When buried memories resurface and old wounds are reopened, will they find the courage to fight for what they once had... or will the past tear them apart all over again? Can a love that was once broken ever truly be made whole?" Started: April 22, 2026 Completed by:

A story about two girls and their lives spent amongst unruly creatures of the night We have an official Tumblr : https://www.tumblr.com/creepysid1999owo?source=share Feel free to check out for future additional content about this fic :D

Dead, the main protagonist, decided to search for her last soul. Since she already lost most of her previous souls. She enters a world where her friend was there. Her friend, Luvv, an alien, decided to explore this "world". Luvv tells Dead that she's searching for her First Soul, since she's in her Second Soul. Dead tells Luvv that she's also searching for one of her souls (not telling her that she's searching for her Last Soul.) Together, they keep searching for Souls, until... they got separated, one fell to the void and the other entered another dimension. Dead was the one who entered another dimension. Luvv is now trapped in the void. Now Dead needs to find her Last Soul and her lost friend... not everything is that easy. this is an ARG nothing is real UwU.

I've been writing too many oneshots connected to family (what do you expect found family is my favourite trope). So I decided why not couple this all into one book. This book will include any type of TayNew family, including any of the potential TayNew kids (I know that they are constantly changing and I have seen debate over who can be classified as a TayNew kid and who isn't. For the sake of this book literally anyone can be TayNew's kid). AS ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT THIS IS PURELY FICTIONAL. I'M NOT TRYING TO FORCE THESE ACTORS INTO ANY SORT OF BUBBLE. THESE ARE JUST INTERACTIONS THAT I THINK ARE CUTE AND WOULD LOVE TO SEE.

Selene Rubyjade Salvacion is a riddle wrapped in a feisty attitude. As a new transferee, she keeps everyone out with spared smiles and a sharp deal, but Genesis Amir Martini II is the only one who sees the act for what it is-a shield. Amir is enticed with uncovering the truth behind her walls, but Selene is like a distant moon: you can only graze upon the glow, but you can't quite reach the surface. The harder he tries to play her mind games, the higher she builds her defences. Will Amir be able to decipher her vagueness, or will Selene's walls continue to rise until it reaches the skies?

I can't say it's a crack book because it isn't as well read as Book 🙃 Also I'll try and make this crack but also not too bad, uh idk just read already