Crackfic Stories

they hate when you're on top and you got ovaries .cute vb boys .HQ x F!Reader Semi-Chatfic

❝ 𝒊'𝒗𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒍𝒆 👹 ❞ ... [ © -plxgue- :) ] dec 18 - jan 23 2021

❝𝐘/𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐢𝐧 𝟒𝟎 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬, 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧?❞ ❝𝐢𝐝𝐤 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 🥺❞ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘺/𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮... 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦 𝘓𝘰𝘤𝘬? ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ -ꜰᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ -ꜱᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴᴀᴘᴘʀᴏᴘʀɪᴀᴛᴇ ᴊᴏᴋᴇꜱ [this is extremely cringe kms] ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐒 (so grateful omg) ★ #𝟏 𝐈𝐍 reo < 𝐅𝐄𝐁 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 ★ #𝟏 𝐈𝐍 bluelockxreader < 𝐅𝐄𝐁 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 ★ #𝟏 𝐈𝐍 crackfic < 𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 ★ #𝟏 𝐈𝐍 michealkaiser < 𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐘 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 ★ #𝟏 𝐈𝐍 otoyaeita < 𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐘 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓

A woman born with superhuman strength is hired by the CEO of a gaming company, to be his bodyguard. BTS x Strong Girl Bong-Soon!AU

"Oh my gosh wdym macaroons didn't come from France.." "Yea France's a fraud trust." "TAIS-TOI, MÈRE ROUGE-" __________________________ A history obsessed person seems to have met some people who also decently know about history. Except, you didn't know those people WERE the history. __________________________ Warnings: -Historically ACCURATE. -You will be facing the mentions of the Axis, WW's and some more. -A LOT OF COUNTRIES/EMPIRES/MORE. -Will be a crackfic. -Reader is not as oblivious but not as smart either. -Not sure if romance will be added.

"Sir, it's not healthy of you to do that." "But it feels so good though..." "That is what an average alcoholic would say when asked to stop drinking, please respectfully get your shit together." ────୨ৎ──── Being a therapist is not for the weak minded, and sure as hell a lot more difficult when having sessions with literal world leaders. At least you're getting paid? ────୨ৎ──── Warnings⚠︎: ❥Countryhumans, yes there's mentions of OLD COUNTRIES ❥Half chatfic ❥Crackfic ❥Silly fluffy, maybe some angst but not too heavy.

❛ I'D GLADLY LET YOU SQUISH ME WITH THOSE THIGHS Y/N-CHAN! ❜ 。in which oikawa tooru tries to win over the cold captain of the taekwondo team through her social media. HQ FANFIC ! T. OIKAWA X F. READER ⓒ haikyuu | haruichi ⓒ kick me! | SAMUGIRI 𝙘𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙘𝙨𝙢 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙖

"So I got isekai'd into a new universe again." The reality of the situation seems to sink in after mouthing those words that were plaguing her mind. "Only this time..." A hand clutches the fabric above her chest,which hid the weight of her problems. "...I'm alone." Peace seems to be a fleeting memory in the mind of [Name]. Ever since she got those cursed abilities,her life has never been the same. Barely had she fully processed the new role she had to play when she gets sent to another universe. While she always wanted a change of environment, she didn't sign up for one of this calibre. "From fighting countries to fighting demons. I could make a fortune if I could write a biography. Actually, why don't I--" "Will you...stop mumbling?" "At least I don't live in a box." --- Best rankings: #51 in Action-adventure #174 in Anime #40 in crackfic #12 in History #19 in Kny #5 in Kokushibo #206 in xreader

IN WHICH: TADHG LYNCH X LEAH DALY "You always were two steps ahead of everyone. We'd walk behind while you would run. And the years have proved to offer nothing since you moved. Now you're long gone, and I can't move on, and I miss you." - Missing, No Mercy "Shut up, Lynch." "Shutting up, Daly." Started: June 5th, 2025 Finished: March 25th, 2026 word count: ≈150k words ‼️ I'VE WRITTEN "TADGH" INSTEAD OF "TADHG" THROUGHOUT ACT 1 AND ACT 2 I'M SORRY

Mori sends two emotionally constipated gays to Hogwarts for the Mafias benefits. ||Slowburn, crack, comedy, soukoku, sex jokes, and plot that's only present 69% of the time :0|| Inspired by M&M, 2 broke girls, the hellaverse and of course black butler. :)) -Sophie

By form of divine punishment, X is banished to a world full of humanoid equine known as Umamusume. Upon arriving, he is quick to realize that not only has he been turned into one of these 'umamusume', but he has also been stripped of his powers, save for a few. When he is found by Tokai Teio, her and Team Spica offer to help him become a world-famous Umamusume. Watch as X takes the racing world by storm, and watch as he engages in shenanigans along the way! (X HAS NO ROMANTIC PAIRINGS) (X WILL MOST LIKELY BE VERY OOC AND NOT LORE-ACCURATE) #1 in 2011x (1/10/26) #4 in sonicexe (1/10/26) #3 in exe (1/10/26) #3 in ooc (1/10/26)

❝ who the heck are you? i signed up for a single... ❞ IN WHICH ten students are unwillingly and unknowingly paired into a house on campus, resulting in rivalries, sleepless nights, messy rooms, and more OR IN WHICH a mistake brings ten people closer together, creating new bonds that could result in... romance? a slice of life, romance, and university applyfic by @thepotatogremlin ─── 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 !

I can't say it's a crack book because it isn't as well read as Book 🙃 Also I'll try and make this crack but also not too bad, uh idk just read already

This is for the guys, the girlys, the everything in between. This is how to get an Emo/Goth/Alt. It might be hard, but trust me, the end results are WORTH IT 😭🙏. This coming from personal experience! This will (Almost) Always work!

Say, what if the 'Strongest' Sorcerer had a one-night stand, and what if sixteen months later he must deal with the consequences of his past actions? Sure, he couldn't remember much of that particular night, but he was sure he had used, ahem, proper protection. Apparently not, because all at once he was suddenly handed a six-month-old baby who looked almost just like him except you know... a girl... and she had one different eye color then he did. He didn't particularly want her, but he couldn't let the higher ups get their hands on her, she's a Gojo after all but... How the hell was he going to take care of a six-month-old? Especially one he doesn't particularly want. He can't exactly leave her like he did the Fushiguro siblings who took care of themselves for the most part. Time to make some calls! "Nanamin~" "No." "Utahi-" "Stop calling me." "Uh... Yaga-sensei?" "Gojo... why do you have a baby? What did you do!?" *Somewhat of a Crack fic! This Story has two different versions; however I'm only doing this one first. Enjoy my chaotic story! Like I said, it's kind of a Crack fic. Slow updates!

༻꫞ *** ꫞༺ You've met the Creepypastas, and you've (probably) met the Japanese Urban Legends! So, when times get tough, and they're forced to live under the same roof, WHAT WILL HAPPEN?! CHAOS, OF COURSE!! All Creepypastas belong to their right full owners! (And..the Urbans too? Do...do they have creators? Whatever, anyways-)

・~・~・~・~・ 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘢 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘞𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥?

You choose. I write. A Beyblade Burst one shot collection shaped by your ideas. Every story is a surprise - from ships and settings to twists you never saw coming. Comment. Vote. Request. Let it rip!

(Chat fic, kinda) Eight idols. Zero self-control. From chaotic spam messages to losing braincells and accidental flirting, the Stray Kids group chat is never quiet and somehow, you're right in the middle of it. Mute the chat? Impossible!

The Onceler, an aspiring businessman, knew he had leave the UK and go all the way to America to go to Rosendale University. Onceler never believed in the concept of soulmates, being a cold, heartless, entrepreneur, that is until he meets a handsome peer of his, who speaks for the trees. At first, he believes this man is simply a bump in the road, trying to make him lose out on the opportunity he'd made for himself, but little does he know, The Lorax will turn out to mean so much more to him.