Crazyfamily Stories

Last thing Eric remembers is drowning his sorrows in alcohol after a wedding that didn't happen, then suddenly a wife?! She decided she won't panic, that she'll just get to know her stranger of husband, then maybe they could discuss just how come they ended up married. Join them on their crazy journey to find out how these newly weds came to be!! *I take no ownership of the art on cover*

"Ayesha why did my phone just take a picture of my phone? How did it do that?!" "Mom, it's called a screenshot, and it probably happened because you clicked the power and volume button at the same time," Ayesha said as she tried to pull Maya away from destroying her lipsticks and mascaras. Meanwhile, Kabir and Kanan had just flooded the bathroom. **** Meet Ayesha - a 17-year-old teenager who has the craziest life and weirdest family. She has three siblings and parents who are still trying to figure out smartphones and the technology that comes with it. Read as she goes through new crazy adventures and dramas, one day and one chapter at a time and as life puts weird complications and teenage-problems in her life, ones she doesn't know how to go through, without having mental breakdowns.

Gemma is encountered with a tragedy. But why did it happen? And how? It's up to you to find out.

My family is insane. Enjoy!!

This story is just like any other, it's just about a normal girl living her normal daily life, in a world of destruction and despair, can't get more normal than that. Told by the girl in the story herself.

Marshall Cohall and his sister visits his grandmother every summer, but visiting is just an understatement. In this hilarious, action pact novel you'll see just how crazy and loyal a family can be!

I can already tell this is going to be the worst book ever but u guys have to deal with it ok and bye

In the not-too-distant-future satirical adventure, Black Friday Eve, an American family prepares for the final shopping season in the nation's history, and is led by a matriarch who goes to hilariously extreme lengths to secure the top sale item, a holographic watch. Note: The original version of Black Friday Eve is accompanied by anecdotes and footnotes, which isn't supported by Wattpad. To read the complete and original version of Black Friday Eve, go to WarrenPete.com/contact to receive the whole story now for free and receive plenty of exclusive content by signing up for the Warren Pete email list.

Everyone wishes their lives were more exciting, more dangerous, more unpredictable. Well let me tell you, it is not as fun as it sounds. Unless your down for almost dying at least 73 times before you turn 15. Because if you are then you would have a hell of a time in my life.

When someone asks about Bella-Rose James, the responses you get are- 'She is the permanent designated driver,'-her friends. 'She brings homemade chocolate chip cookies to me. If only she would let me take her on a date. Why! I could be charming if I try (Someone snorted in the background),'- Matthew from old age home. 'She is my beautiful sweet baby. I still remember when she used to run around naked in our front yard-' -her mother. 'MOM! Stop. You said you would never bring it up,' -Bella-Rose James. 'Why are you asking about her? Do you know I have a Remington 870? Just letting you know I know how to use it,'- her dad. 'That's it. I'm disowning both of you,'- Bella-Rose James. When someone asks about James McKenzie, the responses you get are- 'He is the most ruthless slave driver,' - his employees. 'He is the most ungrateful child of mine,'- his mother. 'He is lonely. Doesn't likes to talk much. He always keeps to himself,' - his housekeeper. Read the journey of Bella and James and how these two opposites learn about each other through emails and how their newfound love wobbles when the secrets James carries came into light. Is their love strong enough to handle the pressure or will it crumble breaking their hearts?

oh welcoming to my life i am 14 years old i have a very unfortunate life i go through times were i just wont to run away oh sorry i am an only child and i got to udunda high school by the way dont go there, it sucks. the only thing i like to do is get out on the waves and ride like know one is watching

A poem I wrote about the true nature of my cousin's wife.

I'm Dakota May-Love Blue. My family is soooo crazy, but I love them. My dad is obsessed with frogs (don't ask) and my mum loves unicorns and rainbows. My little brother and sister are adorable as usual, my other little sister has just moved schools (and is loving it) and I'm just average. But then there's an announcement. Our parents are planning to go on holiday to Australia for the whole summer! It sounds amazing, but then I'll have to leave my friends. Unless Mum sets up free phone calls abroad. After the holiday, Mum announces that her and Dad are splitting up. Will we live with Mum or with Dad? Though all I'm thinking is will I ever get a puppy. I'm Dakota Blue and this is my life.

I thought of a random story idea after watching supernatural, and I am just going to make it a romance type crap. I don't know so I'm just gonna do whatever comes to mind! If you have suggestions I'd love to hear 'em!

Lasagna, eh?" Flynn smirks at me. "Says the guy being called a little breadstick." "At least I had gone through puberty early, it's about time your boobs got the info." "That's the only you could see Flynny boy, or are one of the side effects of being an idiot temporary blindness." "Well no actually, because I can SEE that the green dye has washed off." I walked up to him. "You think you're so high and mighty." "Considering that I'm doubling over to talk to you, yes." Being a redhead already gets you to be the centre of attention. But being a redhead and kissing your brother's childhood best friend who became the most popular student in your school in a period of one week because of a stupid kiss cam is another thing. Clarissa aka skanky asshole aka The Queen bitch threatened my reputation because of that asshole. Bitch please he doesn't even know your name and I don't care about my reputation in that mindless prison for children. Hi, I'm Stephanie Walters and I am in love with Skittles, Nutella but not Oreos. I've read enough books on Wattpad to know that girls like me are expected to love that. But not me. Because I'm not normal and my story isn't normal either. So the reason why I got into that mess above (you know kissing the asshole I hate) starts like this...... PS my family is Spanish😊

"The day everything went wrong... turns into the funniest disaster ever. A family full of chaos, nonstop disasters, and a whole lot of laughs. When everything falls apart, the comedy really takes over."

Hi I'm lavender but you can call me Vander, and this is a story about my crazy life. It all starts when...

the next gen is in the past, and sonic & crew plus their enemys have no clue what their supposed to do with the information they've been given about the future, and what the hell are they supposed to do with their future childen?!, their about to find out just how crazy things get when these kids are involved. lets hope they can survive the dangerous insanity that follows these kids. and their not going to have much fun finding out just how much trouble a few fourteen-thirdteen year olds can get into in a very short amount of time.

it's about a women with a crazy family who got a little to mad to her husband and did a bad thing, what's changed her life

She wanted one thing and one thing only and that was revenge and The devil was here to help her get her revenge Sasha was a little girl when she got kidnapped and lost her family she was just 7 years old when she thought she will die in the cold Dungeon floor that is until he arrived THANKS YOU XBLUE_EYESX FOR MAKING THE COVER OF THIS BOOK