Crazymofo Stories

Behind every perfectly folded towel, every smiling team member, and every "magical" guest experience, there is chaos steeping just beneath the surface. Welcome to hospitali-TEA, where the tea is hot, the stories are hotter, and the whistle is usually already blowing. In this first flavor, Recreation and Entertainment, K. Bengel pulls back the curtain on the wacky, unpredictable, occasionally heroic world of resort recreation. From lightning storms and runaway wildlife to overconfident lifeguards, corporate policy chess matches, and guests who believe in invisible weather bubbles - these stories are a blend of elegance, absurdity, and barely contained disaster. This isn't a tell-all. It's a carefully stirred collection of exaggerated, rearranged, lovingly blurred tales inspired by real hospitality life - designed to entertain without naming names. If you've ever: Worked a holiday while everyone else was celebrating Redirected wildlife out of luxury amenities Broken up drama mid-shift Smiled through chaos because "the show must go on." Or wondered what really happens behind the scenes of a resort This book is for you. Refined on the outside. Ridiculous on the inside. Just like the industry. Pour yourself a cup.

Swear words and hysterical laughter filled the dark alley. About five guys wore black hoodies, with masks covering their faces. "I need more time" a voice pleaded. The voice filled me with familiarity. I knew the person. Ellie and I were behind the corner, watching the horrific scene play out. "We gave you five months. Where is it?" A voice in a dark growl shouted. He stood broad shouldered on front of the other four hooded figures, something told me he was the leader. The only light was the moon that was illuminating the sky above our heads. Stars were concealed behind the thick never ending fog that threatened to take away my vision from the scene. "Please, I'm not ready yet. I swear, I will be soon" the familiar voice begged. "You had time!" The leader shouted. Swear words rang from every voice hidden under the hoodies. One of the males grabbed out an object that glimmered from where Ellie and I stood behind the corner, watching in terror. It was a shiny gun. I wasn't a huge gun fanatic so I can't really say what kind of gun it was. I had no feeling of pity as much as I wanted to. Maybe the person deserved it. One by one the males grabbed out their guns. "No, no, no" Ellie cried in my hand. I pulled her close to me possessively to keep her from wanting to runaway. "Please, "Give me more time." "One, two, three" the leader counted down. At five he swore. Then all of his guys pulled on their triggers. This book wouldn't be a book if not for my best friend, Jasmine. I hope you enjoy it :)

Have you ever love someone so much it drives you crazy? It all start with a certain bad little one.. ..what happened if joker meet his match

(WIP) This is a story about a a girl and her stalker, I started writing this after watching some investigation discovery on TV and I figured it would be fun to do. This story is from both sides. The side of the stalker, and the side of the stalker. There shall be more to come! Sincerely, The Author

Not many people will read this but whatever lol ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It's about this woman named Jackie(24) who was drunk and killed a teenager(17) in a car wreck. Jackie wasn't sent to jail and she was just fined a big amount of money. The mom of the teen just got out of a divorce and she was in a bad condition. The mom goes out of control and..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Read to see what's next❤️

In every girls life; There's a boy she'll never forget and a SUMMER where it all began.

It was never his intention to run into that alley. Never his intention to find her there. Broken. Shattered. Damaged. Incapable of anything. But now he's sure of one thing he's gonna save her.

It's when I found her that everything changed. I searched on the internet for my mother and I was sure I had found her so I sent her a message. This is all it took, a simple mail. Meredith turned out to be One Direction's manager, and she was great at being that. I knew my life was going to change when I sent that mail, when I saw One Direction, when I met Austin and Charlie. I knew my life was going to change...

when you love someone but she loves another man -Louis when you love someone but you think he doesn't love you back -Eleanor when you love someone but your friend loves her too -Niall

*cover image is not mine* "Give yourself to me Casey. You wanted me before. You want me now. I could see it that day. The way you looked at me, your quickness to forgive my mistakes. We would've ended up together either way. Titus just made things complicated for us. I never wanted you to be afraid of me, it wasn't supposed to go this way. I had to pull you out of your shell earlier, Case. Show you that you can have what you wanted all along, but were too prideful to admit. " I shake my head furiously in denial. ************************************ This story is a sequel, you may read it alone, but might be confused at first without reading 'No Good Deed'. There will be trigger warnings in the beginning of alarming chapters. A lot of uncomfortable content and possibly taboos. Thank you all for reading! 💚* ************************************ Our little aerosol menance, Acacia Martin is back! As dirty deeds come to surface, Cia will make shocking new revelations. Ben is right, things are far from over. He will stop at nothing to get Acacia back. While other's will stop at nothing to silence her, or seek their vengeance on the volatile little minx. Nothing is as it seems, and nobody is a good guy. It becomes sociopath versus psychopaths as Cia fights to remain free and prove once and for all that when it comes to malice, she reins supreme.

This book is filled with One Direction facts, jokes, directioner problems, imagines, how directioners are different from other fandoms, tips for new directioners, things I find hilarious, and many more! And a bunch of stuff you directioners will enjoy! This is a MUST HAVE for all directioners!!!:) and if you're a new directioner don't worry! Come read and get to know more about these five idiots you will know and love forever! I will try to update whenever I have free time:)READ ON YOU WON'T REGRET IT>>>>. Credit: tumblr, twitter, instagram and some are mine! Enjoy:) #68 in FanFiction 5.26.14

"Herb move you know what chu did was wrong, you like to take it out on everybody else but cho self!" I yelled emotionally. K'emana is thinking about moving to Detroit because of all the bullshit in Chicago. When she decides to move it seems like things get ten times worst. Even her own best friend promised he wouldn't break her heart, but it all crashes in the end for putting trust in one's who shouldn't be trusted... (K'emana played as Indialove. K'emana ex played as rapper G Herbo. Blue played as rapper NBA YoungBoy. Ft. 3three anybody else are just extras.)

StalkerXStalker Did i deceive you stupid little one? Valentina is a stalker, recently she has been eyeing on a worldwide artist and a famous influencer named Arken Lettiere. Arken is known for his charming looks and astonishing skill on art, normally he'd have fans admiring and supporting him. but among of all those sweet moments of being an influencer he also has haters, and worse? creepy STALKERS. Thats where sweet candice comes in, wherever arken goes, she had to be there. taking candid photos of him every chance she gets, she'd fight at the auctions, purchasing every painting Arken himself has created. SHE'S obssessed, but little did she know... he was way more dangerous than she thought.