Crispy Stories

literally just memes sorry not sorry 8/4/18 #31 in dank 8/20/18 #3 in crispy

Short poem. taugh but soft inside. Explains us in 37 words only.

We'll always provide you with the best-tasting, highest-quality nutritional snacks to keep your body healthy and your taste buds satisfied. That's our promise to you. Quality from Harvest to Table We take extra care in making sure our mushrooms are picked at exactly the right time. That's why we harvest when the caps form their signature umbrella shape and slightly curled rim. This ensures that the mushroom is at its taste and texture peak, giving you the best nutritional snack you've ever had! A Better Way to Prepare By vacuum-frying at a lower temperature instead of traditional methods, oil is prevented from seeping into the mushroom. This not only keeps out carcinogens that are linked to cancer and other diseases, but also locks in more flavor, since the oil can't dilute and taint the original tast. Plus, the lower temperature keeps nutrients from being destroyed, providing you with an even healthier snack!

A short intimate smuty fanfic about my good friend crispy and a dork named Adam