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βPick Me, Not My Gege! is officially #1 in #crybaby! π₯
Wang Yibo (8) is a man of vision. He has a lion backpack, a favorite dinosaur lunchbox, and a very serious plan to marry the smartest boy in the third grade, Xiao Zhan (9).
βOn the first day of school, Yibo skips the playground and goes straight for the gold: "Xiao Zhan, will you marry me?"
βBut the class genius doesn't even look up from his science book. His answer is cold, logical, and devastating: "I don't date shorties. It's not proportional."
βWhen Yibo's legendary meltdown brings his tall, handsome high-school brother, Liu Haikuan, to the classroom, things go from heartbreak to a total disaster. Xiao Zhan decides that if the "Little Version" is too short, the "Big Version" will do just fine.
β"Your Gege is so handsome... I think I'll date him instead."
βNow, Yibo has to stop crying, drink his weight in calcium, and keep his "traitor" brother away from his future husband. It's a battle of height charts, lunchbox bribes, and the world's tiniest heartbreak.