Darkhumor Stories

Nevermore Academy, a school for the outcast, the creatures and beings of the world that society would rather keep in the shadows, the ones that are more than they appear and that...is where your story begins. Eyes as blue as the azure sky that is the symbol of the Contractor, but what does that mean? All will be revealed as Wednesday Addams walks through those doors.

[FEMALE VILLAIN READER X MY HERO ACADEMIA] 𝑰𝒛𝒖𝒌𝒖 𝒙 𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏 --- "You want to save the world, while I want to watch it burn. We're on polarizing sides, set on taking the other down". Y/n L/n has many names, but across Japan's underworld, she is best known as Polterheist... an opportunistic welding mask-clad villain with a phantom quirk who appears without warning, stealing whatever she pleases. Candy to corner stores, weapons from black markets, and classified government files burned purely to make a statement. No target is too small, and no vault too secure. With a quirk that lets her slip through walls, it allowed Polterheist to commit over a thousand heists without ever being caught. She lives how she wants, free, alone, untouchable, and entirely on her own terms. But when Polterheist crosses paths with Tomura Shigaraki and the rising League of Villains, she's offered the ultimate score: help bring down All Might, the Symbol of Peace himself. It would be the kind of power move that would shake the entire world. For Polterheist, it's simple: betray them at the last moment, steal the credit, and cement her legend forever. But everything goes wrong when a recklessly stubborn boy with messy green hair, Izuku Midoriya, refuses to let anyone die, no matter who they are. And for the first time in her life, Polterheist's unhinged freedom begins to crack. ░▒▓|►─═ ─ ┈ » ❤️ This is a slow-burn book! So don't expect a love-at-first-sight type of cliche deal. For awhile this book will follow the main anime PLOT, but the readers actions will slowly divert the story into an original timeline. It's worth mentioning that this is an AU with slightly tweaked elements that WILL be explained! Keep in mind that this is 𝐧𝐨𝐭 a redemption story. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE'S actions have consequences. Remember this! ➪ ᴍʜᴀ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜᴏʀɪᴋᴏꜱʜɪ

Lou Yuqing transmigrates into a cultivation world and binds to a gossip system, perfect for someone who just wants to lie flat and watch the drama unfold. There's only one problem. Her thoughts... aren't private. At the disciple acceptance ceremony, the esteemed Immortal Venerable Zixiao is about to take in a final disciple, until Lou Yuqing casually thinks: [That disciple will betray him in the future, steal his Daoist partner, loot his pills, and leave him a laughingstock of the cultivation world.] The Immortal Venerable's expression changes instantly. "We have no master-disciple fate." The chosen disciple: stunned. Lou Yuqing: even more stunned. Things only get worse from there. [Those two girls? Both impostors. The real one was thrown into a snake pit.] Sect Leader: "How dare you!" [That 'son-in-law'? Actually a woman in disguise.] Young Lady: "...A woman?!" [That patient? An undercover traitor who just crippled the Medical Sage and escaped.] Enforcement Hall: "Seize him!" Lou Yuqing just wanted to quietly eat melons and mind her business... But somehow, every thought she has gets broadcast to the entire sect. As secrets unravel, scandals explode, and chaos spreads- The sect prospers. Justice is served. And Lou Yuqing, the unwilling gossip machine... Becomes the darling of the entire cultivation world.

Welcome to planet Talvaris, your generic isekai world filled with magic, dragons, and voluptuous female elves who look like they escaped from an illustrators search history. Everything here is as beautiful as the goddess Celes envision it, if you just ignore the slavery and racism on the corner. Unfortunately, maintaining this picturesque fantasy realm costs divine power. Luckily for the goddess, divine power can be charged by the Talvarians' prayer. And nothing beats the high-quality prayer of a Talvarian during the act of killing or being killed. That's why the occasional demon invasions are needed, oh and the OP otherworlder hero is also needed to tone down the invasion. Nobody wants the sweet Talvarians to get wiped out, right? But this time the celestial HR department makes a mistake. Alex Solomon is not a teenager, not handsome, and definitely not a Japanese. He is just a regular pot belly millennials who spend most of his time looking at the screen every day, just like the one who reading this now. Totally doesn't meet the goddess's standards. Hence, the beautiful but angry goddess cursed Alex Solomon to become an orc and banish him to the Demon Kingdom with nothing but a ability to access Earth internet. Stuck among demons, Alex Solomon decide if the goddess wants him to be a monster, he'll be the worst kind possible - a monster with ideas. Armed with memes, wikipedia articles, and misquoted great thinker, he and the demon army set out on a quest for revenge by doing the most disruptive thing that have been proven on earth: Building world peace, freedom, and democracy across Talvaris. One Tomahawk missile at a time. New Chapters every Tuesday & Friday For 30 chapters ahead, you can check at RR For 40 chapters ahead, you can check and support my patreon at patreon.com/Bimbanana

"𝘊𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘢𝘭𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘋𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘖𝘧 𝘢 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘏𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘺" -𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘢 𝘋𝘦𝘭 𝘙𝘦𝘺 [𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞×𝐎𝐂 𝐊𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞] If I had to summarize my situation: I died, reincarnated, and woke up inside Katrina Petrova's very human body. Yes. That Katrina. The infamous villainess. The blueprint of everyone's trauma. History's favorite problem child. And the problem isn't that I'm the villain. The problem is I don't know the freaking plot. I'm walking around in the body of a girl everyone will eventually want to kill, in a town full of dramatic vampires with unresolved family issues, curses I don't understand, and secrets floating in the air like pollen. Everyone else has the script. Everyone else knows their lines. I'm improvising. Apparently my survival now depends on charm, luck, and pretending I know what's going on while emotionally unstable immortals orbit me like I'm the center of a disaster waiting to happen. If this is a second chance at life, it came with terrible instructions. Disclaimer: I do not own The Vampire Diaries or any of its characters. All rights belong to the original creators, L.J. Smith, Kevin Williamson, and Julie Plec. This is a fanfiction purely for entertainment purposes. Only my OC character belongs to me.

RANDOM GUY - ERROR 404 Most people choose their race. Jo managed to die during character creation. Now, he's a Level 0 skeleton trapped in a brutal System Apocalypse. His status screen is a corrupted mess, his class is [NOT FOUND], and the System keeps giving him administrative apologies instead of actual, useful rewards. To make matters worse, his only companion is Unchi ("Little Poop"), his deaf chihuahua. Unchi was imported into the world ten minutes before him, technically has more survival experience, and immediately stole one of Jo's foot bones as a chew toy. As a former clinical psychologist, Jo spent his life helping people find alternatives to violence. But in this new reality? The only way an undead can level up is by harvesting vital energy from death. Armed with nothing but an existential crisis, a glitchy interface, and a severe lack of metatarsals, Jo must navigate a world of monstrous bureaucracy and graphic carnage. He has seven days to survive the tutorial, figure out a starting skill literally named "?", and track down his best friend-a fabulous drag queen who is apparently active and thriving somewhere out in the chaos. The System thinks he's a bug. Jo thinks it's an opportunity.

The Deveau triplets step into Azeroth's brewing storm........ Phoenix, armed with dangerous secrets and a growing messiah complex, knowingly drags her sisters to Theramore - one of Azeroth's coming tragedies - as Queen Azshara's arcane core grows stronger inside her and drains her with it........ Cassandra's steel sharpens with every crack in her trust of her sister, her unanswered letters to Flynn carving a deeper wound - leading her life to an irrevocable change........ Belinda, ever the quiet one, begins to awaken a power that could rival even Phoenix's........ And as spies circle from every shadow, Nyxxeldra's forces swell by the day. The war over Pandaria is coming. And so is the Hour of Midnight........ This is Volume Two of a five-volume story-one continuous narrative, divided for readability.

"Westbrook taught me to hate East Smith. The rich kids. The private schools. The polished smiles hiding ugly secrets. For seventeen years, I believed every word. Then my mother-the woman who abandoned me-came back and dragged me into their world. Now I'm living in a mansion, attending the most prestigious school in the country, and surrounded by people who are supposed to be my enemies. The problem? They don't look like monsters. As old friendships begin to break, dangerous secrets come to light, and a wave of shootings spreads across the city, I'm forced to question everything I've ever known. Including myself. They told me there were only two sides. They lied." -Kheelyn Doe

This is an English translation of my own fiction novel: Mari Kita Bully Demi Kebaikan. What happens when a single stare can change a person? Joko Wiryawan, an elementary school teacher famous for his death stare, has never laid a hand on a student. But one look from him... and a kid instantly feels guilty for the sins of their entire bloodline. From that stare came the "Social Stare Movement" - a silent act that made rule-breakers crumble under their own shame. But once the movement went viral and the government hijacked it, everything fell apart. Honest people started dying. Elementary kids took revenge with kitchen knives. And those who only wanted to look "morally perfect" ended up killing the very idea of goodness itself. A funny, bitter, and painfully honest story about morality, social media, and the danger of trying to be the most righteous person on the internet. Because sometimes... the one that needs saving the most isn't the world - but yourself.

Leo and Milo thought they were just taking a simple, low-stakes job for quick cash-move a few "sealed containers," don't ask questions, get paid. Easy. But nothing about this job is simple. What starts in a damp basement with a dead pigeon and a suspicious online listing quickly spirals into a chaotic chain of events involving vibrating mystery tubs, undercover specialists, a glowing salt "dog," and a man in a linen suit who seems to be playing an entirely different game than everyone else. Dragged deeper into an underground world of freelancers, tactical mercenaries, corrupt officials, and systems designed to erase people without a trace, the two teens realize they aren't just messengers anymore. They're part of the message. Now stuck between rival factions, a collapsing cover-up, and a job that keeps getting bigger the more they try to escape it, Leo and Milo have to survive long enough to figure out one thing: What exactly were they hired to deliver... and why is everyone willing to kill for it? Because in this city, every "last job" comes with consequences.

Love is a battlefield. Literally. To the rest of the world, Alice is the flawless, smiling idol of her high school. To herself, she's a burnt-out teenager desperately wishing for the end of the world just so she can skip class. She gets her wish when the sky tears open, unleashing an alien horde upon the city. Enter the Magical Girls of War-unstoppable warriors wielding cosmic power. Yet, behind the frills, ribbons, and massive weapons lies a darker truth: their magic is fueled by the rawest, most volatile human defects. Chief among them is a terrifyingly hyper-protective pink warrior driven by a dangerous, unhinged obsession to keep Alice safe at all costs... even if Alice has absolutely no idea who they are. Amidst explosions, flying debris, and broken hearts, a war of toxic emotions has begun.

.・🍰︴▸ 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐄! 𝐕𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐗 𝐆𝐍! 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑ˊˎ- ᯓᡣ𐭩 ㅤ ׅ 𝄂𝄚𝅦𝄚𝄞𝅄ㅤ𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛❟ [Name], a food obsess person get pampered with hugs, compliments and food! by people who loves them a little too much ﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏ 𝕾𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧: Jun 8, 2026 𝕰𝗡𝗗: ©-M00n1ight

In a world of magic and dragons, humanity's greatest hope is the Summoned Heroes. The Church of the Goddess, the only institution capable of performing the summoning ritual, did what any reasonable institution would do. They made a catalogue. Why rely on fate when you can have a price list? Different tiers. Different classes. Different budgets. From premium, battle-tested champions, to "affordable" options for struggling kingdoms. Because even the poor deserve their own personal hero. Unfortunately, one such "budget-conscious" kingdom got... Theo. A professional séance scammer. A necromancer who couldn't control the dead. A defective product. So, they did the logical thing: They threw him away. What no one knows is, he can summon the dead, even though his system only allows him to summon souls from Earth. From Archimedes to Nikola Tesla, Julius Caesar to George S. Patton, Leonardo da Vinci to... Steve Jobs? Men who shaped civilizations, now answering to a scammer. A kingdom forged from Earth's greatest minds to devour other kingdoms in Civara... and perhaps even the Goddess herself. There is just one problem. Right next door lies the Demon Kingdom, And it has been waiting to devour Civara, long before Theo ever arrived. --- New Chapter: Tue, Thurs, Sat

Among parents with daughters, my life has become a cautionary tale-one that's brought up whenever a girl dares to ask for a little more time before marriage. "Do you want to end up like Mythili? Thirty-three and still unmarried?" "Don't you dare become another Mythili and bring shame to this family." A shame. A warning. A lesson. A nightmare parents invoke to keep their unmarried daughters in line. Oh, by the way... I'm that Mythili and this is my story.

For anyone who has ever worked in a place where things didn't make sense... In a company where perception matters more than truth, one man controls the narrative - and one woman becomes the story.

She fell from the sky long before the delinquents ever did.
Raised by the ruthless Azgeda queen. Born of Skaikru. Destined for the Flame. Azaraia has never belonged anywhere not to the clan that turned her into a weapon, and not to the bloodline that abandoned her. When the Sky People crash landed on her ground, they did not only bring destruction. They brought long buried secrets with them... including the father who never knew she existed the twin brother she was stolen from. And the mother who discarded her. Caught between her loyalties and the blood that betrayed her, Azaraia is forced to choose where her heart truly lies and with whom. And Bellamy Blake?
He's the one man she should hate.
The one man who refuses to fear her.
The one man who sees through her armor. War is coming. Loyalties will break.
And the girl who fell from the sky may be the one who burns the world with fire and blood or saves it.

Saya has a special arrangement with a dragon. She gets tied to rocks. He gets the gold. They scam villages with fake sacrifices, overcooked rituals, and a convincing act of "damsel in distress." She's no maiden - just a fast-talking harlot with sharp instincts, flexible morals, and a talent for moaning on cue. He's no terrifying beast - just a very old, very gay, very arthritic lizard with a hoard, a temper, and joint pain from shapeshifting too much in the bygone ages. It's all going swimmingly until heroes start showing up. Cults get nosy. Other dragons get ideas. And Saya begins to wonder what exactly she's doing in a world where virtue gets sacrificed and livestock counts as treasure. A sword-and-sandals fantasy with scams, sarcasm, sensuality, and sheep.

Pierce only wanted a roll of tape from the corner store, but a troublesome woman and a creature of the night follow him home through the snow. Short story, 4,500 words.

Rui transmigrates into a story where everyone who jokes about death actually dies. He survives because: He jokes CONSTANTLY Fate gets confused The villain , Kael becomes obsessed with "keeping him alive to see what he says next" No palace scheming. No diary gags. No fake mastermind trope. This is about: 🖤 survival 🖤 humor as armor 🖤 one man deciding "you don't get to die"

koro-sensei had affirmed his students that in life, as long as they keep following their morals...everything would be fine. it was not. [name] had always been sharp-edged, unyielding, wishing for destruction...and as she grew in a world that did not destroy itself quickly but slowly, she learned too well how to endure and keep moving no matter the cost. because somewhere along the way, a boy who was unable to fully graduate becomes the center of an unraveling future. to stop the bloodstained path he walks, she throws herself into dangers without hesitation, treating her own well-being as collateral in a larger equation. and when a specific sadist makes a reckless decision, she is forced into a final gamble that fractures time itself. a second chance as koro-sensei's student in the assassination classroom. and this time, she will stop at nothing to make sure everyone is saved...including koro-sensei. ...all while keeping distance...from a red-headed menace who is borderline obsessed with her. ▬ ( karma x reader ) ▬ status; coming soon