Derp Stories

Once upon a time a dumb girl was so bored she made a rant book. She named it glitter and gold because she ran out of ideas for titles. She cursed everyone who read it. omg she wrote a book whaaaaat? Its okay I'm shook too. Cover by: @-OCTOBERBLUES ~Aaliyah :³

Group chat memes...RANDOM SHIT

I decided to make this because I was bored and I wrote some out and I'm going to put then in this random story plz enjoy

Exactly what the damn title says.

Okay,dear god in heaven I've fallen and I can't get up.... I ship it so hard

Dare and ask the Creepypastas! Featuring Jeff the Killer, Jane the Killer, Smile dog, BEN Drowned, Slenderman, Splendorman, Offenderman, Trenderman, Masky, Hoody, Ticci Toby, Eyeless Jack, Sally, Homicidal Liu, and ME! Special appearances by Unicole and alwaysbullied. GO AHEAD ASK AND DARE AWAY! *pchoooos out of window*

Trollface went missing. After two weeks, things fell into chaos as an unknown being converted the mad and killed the sane. It's been a year. Most of the world is dead silent. (Small heads up, this is a Trollge x Derp centered fic, so that will become apparent to the plot at some point.)

Remember the ask and dare book I had? No? Okay. Well, since that took so long to update, I've decided to make this book. It will be updated faster, but there will only be ASKS. Meaning you can ask my OC's questions, but not dare them to do anything like in the last one. So ask away!

A story of how powerful lucid nightmares really are. Join Cody as he travels through the realms of lucid nightmares.

Just some derpy daily updates for y'all to use to stalk me XD

28year old Naruto is a gay boi and all he wants in life is to be happy. then he meets 39 year old kakashi and his world is turned upside down in wonder and romance

in which he finds his exception.

I'm bad at descriptions Hai... EDIT FROM THE FUTUUUURE (three years later): This book is a mess, it's disgusting, I wrote it when I was eleven when I was a complete weeaboo and the only thing I had on my mind was anime it was not a good time :)

Rp and crap like that u know u wanna read Tell ur friends Follow me Plz Help I'm ok Br en

WARNING: this book is so FREAKING STUPID, your eye balls will fall out

Idk what this will be about I may never finish it but I'll edit the summary tho so yeah It's going to be StingLu vs. RoLu because you know yolo bitch. I thought about and yeah RoLu and StingLu with a surprise at the end so yeah. Also a crossover the Anime you may ask Your Lie in April of you have never heard of it go check it out on Crunchy Roll and trust me everyone who's watched it (all my friends bc I said if u don't I'll cut u bc I'm a thug no joke) cried even if your a boy it's really said so yeah.

No not pics of me. This is just me talking out about random stuff

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