Disgusting Stories

A funny autobiography of a toilet!!!! #Very funny and silly

rabid bitch who's obsessed with cats

A vivid and explicit look into how suffering can break a persons ability to understand reality. A journey through torment and self loathing bestowed upon you by a broken mind that is doing all it can to articulate its thoughts.

"Ew it smells like koreaboos in here :/" You send cringe fan fictions, I react, note; I'm dramatic as fuck I swear a lot 🗿 © glowrene- <2019>

Words cannot express how much I hate this man but I tried to anyway

I hate it! This book is about trash. Seriously, why are you here? Your eyes will burn at the sight of this trash.

just read the damn thing (contains cursing)

For me being single means "My Choice Not To Have a Partner." and "I Don't Need Someone Else To Make Me Happy!" But to others it means you are sad and will always be alone. I tried to go on a dating site to make them happy but quickly found out that what you see on the surface isn't always what is hiding beneath.

Ew this is over 3 years old, I would edit this but I can't even read one sentence of this monstrosity without losing a valuable piece of my vision and happiness

Literally just a rant. Don't @ me. Now I'm not telling you that you're NOT allowed to do this; I'm guilty of doing some of these, too. Don't get butthurt, sis.

A story about a group of friends that go through a crazy adventure, full of vomit, blood, and other bodily fluids.

Jimin lives his life and this is just for fun btw please don't kill me bts fans I don't mean any offense to bts. Special thanks to @taes_pacito for helping me with this. THIS IS A FANFIC BUT NO LOVE INVOLVED LIKE YOU MAY THINK BTW.

Guys dis is just a meme(btw just wanna do)

These are just crackhead ships. I think they are really funny, so I wrote these. Have fun reading them.

Piper hates herself. Everyone hates her, and she makes sure she keeps it like that. Her life motto has become "ruin your life or die trying". She doesn't care. It's not like any of this shit even matters, right? What the fuck is she going to do when some new kid comes to her school and tries to be her friend? She finds herself not despising this kid with all her inner being, which is a new feeling. It's not that she's never had friends. That would be a lie. She used to have friends. When the English teacher assigns the two to sit next to one another, much to the chagrin of Piper and the aggravation of Audrey, one of Piper's old friends, things once again become messy. Well, this is going to be interesting. "I don't need this bullshit right now. Leave me the fuck alone." -Piper, "How To Ruin Your Life"

Siara sat down for a second to think of the mistakes in her life. She let her hands slip over the kitchen countertop and looked down at it. Most mistakes that had left her embarrased, and she had pushed them so deep inside of her that she couldn't remember them. She did that will all her worries and pain. From her early childhood until now she had put a lot away and couldn't remember things clearly. She dropped her keys on the counter top and got off the stool to walk upstairs. She got into her room when she bumped into Damian. "No, you can't be here, get out!" Siara said, trying not to yell. Damian moved in to kiss her but she moved her head away. "Stop!" She hissed. "My parents will be home in no time, you have to get out right now." The front door opened and she quickly pushed damian into the closet. She felt the need to kiss him as she felt his chest move up and down but stopped herself. "Stay here, and shut the fuck up, I'll come get you. When it's safe" Siara whispered softly. She closed her eyes as his lips almost touched her and felt his sweet lips.

Vanessa Vellgrave doesn't chase. Not attention. Not approval. And definitely not boys. So when Draco Malfoy starts circling her world-watching, waiting, unraveling her piece by piece-she refuses to give in. He's everything she was raised to stand against. Arrogant. Dangerous. Untouchable. And yet... she can't stay away. Between late-night conversations, stolen dances, and moments that feel too real to ignore, the line between hate and something far more dangerous begins to blur. But Vanessa has bigger problems than a boy she can't figure out. There are whispers of war. A brother with secrets. And a truth about her past that could change everything. Because the closer Vanessa gets to finding herself... the closer she gets to becoming exactly what she fears.