NoodleBurner
"Who's that?" Donald said, intrigued by the Instagram profile he saw on his phone. In the profile picture he was currently staring at there was the most beautiful person he'd ever laid eyes on. "Kim Jong-Un? What a lovely name." He swiftly clicked on the follow button, immediately taken aback by the almost instant request of him to follow him back. "Oh?"
This was written in 2023/24 as a dare and was republished in 2026 due to personal boredom. Apologies for bad grammar and outdated references.