Doritos Stories

So, lemme explain this to you folks, the writer of this story is currently under the heavy influence of cynical humor, self-deprecation of the stand up comedians she's been watching for probably more than 2 hours and way too much internet for the day. She's not at her best. Doesn't help that she can't sleep right now. Put up with me if you decide to read this. I'm loopy with sleep deprivation, but I just can't manage to sleep.

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I'm new to Wattpad so it may be bad but eh. This is basically about an alternate ending.the concept of the start has been made by other people so yeah. I'm kinda winging it with this.

Highest Rank #5 in Humour - Skye Einstein isn't your particular girl, even if she's the great grandchild of Albert Einstein. But don't let the last name fool you, she wasn't born with the intelligent nor talent gene so instead Skye possessed the speciality of staring at delicious males and drooling. Skye seems to have the great aspect of raging hormones and curiosity. Is it possible for one girl with the explicit content Rated R mind be able to get the new kid to notice her? Well frankly, no one can miss Skye as she misinterprets everything dirty and enjoys sharing her thoughts, especially her best friend Jace who is her inevitable sound board. Everything seems so good, so cliche', so inviting and yet... Nothing is what you think it is. This is one humour book that is so much more than you bargained for.

Yes, CRAZY goat facts

oh no cat Doritos E A T MY DORITO STASHHHHHHH AAA A A A A A A A A A A. AA

CECI EST MON RANTBOOK, COMME LE PRESICE LE TITRE? JE VOUS CAUSERAIS MÊME SI VOUS N'AVEZ PAS ENVIE, J'Y FOUTTRAIS MES TAG ET MES COUPS DE GUEULE AINSI QUE DES TRUCS INUTILES MAIS DRÔLE (j'espère) FIN DE L'INTRO MES COALTARS DORES !

You stumble across an all too familiar face, it's the famous, Dora the Explorer! You noticed her beautiful sparkling gaze and her appearance draws you in. You can't help but look at her. While you spend some time with Dora, you hope that she will notice your feelings, but what if she feels the same? What if she felt more or less? Continue on, to find where your destiny leads you. Sorry, don't mean to ruin your hopes, this is a joke.. [Epic anime betrayals of all time] but hey, Dora still loves you..somehow, somewhere.

A comedic story about the art of stating the obvious. It's a work in progress, so currently there is not much, but please stay tuned for updates!

The Misadventures of Poobis Birb and his quest to get the Cool Ranch Doritos™.

This is a joke me and my friends made one time during study hall when we had nothing else to do. It applies to all genders. Have fun XD

A teenage girl goes to the store for some pain killers, and somehow gets roped into being a vigilante. "Officer, you may be wondering how I got here. It's a very interesting story-" "Just tell us why you stabbed the fucker." ~I do not own MHA. All credits to it's original creator, Kohei Horikoshi.~

this is a get to know ME

You enter a house...you've never seen this house before so you step in, but later, you regret ever stepping foot in it

(Lol book cover by @Rozero-San) (Inspiration @Bill_Cipher_123) (Book by me I guess ._. *Shrugs*) (BUT couldn't do it without these lovely people!) I DUN HAVE A DESCRIPTION YET I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO WHEN I WRITE IT CAUSE I USUALLY MAKE THE DESCRIPTION AND IT DOESN'T TURN OUT LIKE THE BOOK SO YEAH IT'LL BE DONE SOON IDEFK JUST ENJOY THE FANFIC :V NO HATE PLZ AND NU IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SHIP KJHYGTTHYJH

This is a book of Boboiboy memes, pics ,truth and dares or stories. I will make good stories for you i promise OwO I accept OCs but not shipping them, sorry... 😅 So... That's all! See you at stories! 😊

Aubrey made a bad story about me so fIgHt Me

REQUESTS ARE OPEN! DON'T BE SHY! ( Gravity Falls x Reader One Shots + Scenarios ) I don't do lemons though, they make me feel... dirty. *Shivers* Anyways, enjoy these stories that I make in my free time! Most of these were made when I was younger, so they might not be too good...

Some smutty Overwatch thing.

years after weirdmageddon happened and the twins were 15 bill came back.....but as a human? besides the point bill and Dipper got close and by close I mean close but when something happens Dipper leaves gravity falls leaving bill with some challenges to face on his own....with no one by his side and depression weighing him down will bill be able to handle the pressure.....or will he fall victim to suicide?...... {GO READ MY REWRITE OF THIS} {Hello I'm red this is a billdip story. Gravity falls does not belong to me} {HELLO THIS BOOK HAS STOPPED BECAUSE IM REWRITING THE WAY I WANTED TO PLEASE READ THAT ONE WHEN ITS OUT OR IF IT IS ALL READY GO READ THAT ONE}