Drunken Stories

WARNING:This book is a satire and its main character is not meant to be taken seriously! The story revolves around a cute but not so bright high-school senior girl that goes by the name of Sydney. Her narcissistic way of thinking gets in the way of her fully understanding the world around her. Because of that she gets herself into a lot of awkward situations. (From now on I update on Fridays)

All Kira's life she was hidden away from the world by her father. He didn't want anyone to harm her for what she was. But when she gets a chance to explore the kingdom, she takes it. Leaving her sucluded life behind only to come upon a great adventure she'll never forget.

"Cmon Fern we have to go clubbing !" My best friend , Colton, yelled through the phone. Ever since I moved to New York City he's been bugging me about clubbing. So I finally gave in. " pick me up in an hour" I said through the phone and I heard him jump.

Soyeon a Kpop idol along with Hetalia's Denmark. Are very similar they can both het drunk easily thats what.

Mmmmmyep. Just a little something something for my friend, Thomas.<3 One of my most proudest writings. <3

Rhett always seems to initiate the touching, but Link always seems to be asking for it. They've been friends for years, always doing things together; they're close, maybe closer then most friends are typically, but that's just how they are, until one too many drinks at a party. This might just be a trial sort of thing, I don't know if I'll really go on to complete it, but for now I'm interested in it.

Harry Styles and Elle Steel have been best friends since they were born; but their connection has always been stronger than most friendship. When they start thinking about their feelings will they finally notice what everyone else can see? It's not going to be easy with fame, Ex-boyfriends and the distance; so can they make it work? All Elle knows is He Could Never Know her true feelings or can He?

**ENGLISH ISN'T MY FIRST LANGUAGE** ''Baby, have you had any surgery that would change your reproductive organs?'' ''No..'' ''Then how could I possibly have gotten you pregnant?'' ''With your sperm'' Harry deadpanned and it made Louis snort. ''Right my sperm but I don't think my sperm is so advanced that it can knock up men'' Louis explained. ''OR! what if s'like the virgin mary... but like gay?'' Harry whispered.

Annie LeBlanc has always had a bad side. She used to hide it when she was younger in school, she was pushed around, bullied, and hurt and cheated on. These past years (when she moved away), she's slowlyyy been letting that badass girl side out, to where she was one of the biggest mafia leaders in history... She's been the daughter of a mafia man her whole life, and treasured it. Now that her bad side's out, she's coming for revenge and a new hideout back at her old town, she's back, and looking out for her mafia gang. Another mafia gang that was once after her father, Billy, was now coming after her and her gang. Filled with love, violence, drunken states, cheaters, drama, bullying, etc,. Will Johnny Orlando and his friends become a gang for Annie? Will Johannie (Johnny and Annie) happen? [Warning: This series MAY contain violent or sexual scenes that may scare some viewers]

A story I had on the back-burner that I took off for a while, then put back on. The brief story of the feelings of one brother towards the death of another. This one just came to me out of nowhere at about 2 in the morning, and I wanted to write it up before it was lost in the night.

Jack already has a looming depression that follows her everywhere but when her father, her younger brother, and herself move to France, she is enlightened with a new life. Dreams of a beautiful piano piece come to her through the night, every night, and in different forms. When she hears the artist and asks who he is, she is turned away immediately. Whilst struggling with this sadness that is a result of her mothers death, she finally gets the audacity to try to find the piano player. Finally beginning to know him, she is becoming more happy by day. She goes to see him in the forest every day and soon starts to fall in love with him. The only thing holding her back from him? He's dead. And soon, very soon, he'll have to go back where he came from. But what if she doesn't want him to go back? What if a trade is in order to save him? And what happens when a string of events leaves her broken and confused? Will she be able to get up and move on, or will her own body be killed in the process?

It was cool at the house guys I found a portal come check it out ok my best friend came over ok check it out they look freaked out what! Do not worry We can check it out get your stuff everyone ran off to there house my friends names we'll nick names are kath amber rily lani chlo zoie and my boy is Randy hope you remember them we'll they we packing I needed to too so I started first I packed my ica ica book one of my friends gave it to me It's super pevy hehe some other books to some cloths my shirts and shorts and some pants I hate pants oh my name is buddy for you yo no And I packed my iPad iPhone 5 and my government phone just in case my tablet my PC and mini tv pad I just got couse I could not for get my iPod Well that's my packing I got some food and drinks well like a mini frige of them and that's it well the other came back hey buddy randy said we Should check out this manga set I found it's the hole series it's huge put it in the big suit case Done read the rest by

previous word associations to keep the juices flowing. bits and pieces from the past.