Damnit Stories

Okay so I just love Dirk and like everyone so much. They're all iconic and just amazing. Anyways so this is for all of them! I'm always open to requests! Also this is my first one shot book I've ever done so just be aware of that lmao. I hope you enjoy! <3

God dammit, Jerry.

that moment when your parents decide to have sex and you just start blasting death metal in your ears (even tho you dont even listen to metal) so you could block out the sounds

Ashe was just an average guy really. A part time butler at night, student at Royale High by day, he had good grades, was an accomplished pastry chef, and had an amazing group of friends/co-butlers to look up too. Well this same group of chaotic idiots (very specifically Adam) just had to mess around with urban legends, just had to convince him risking upsetting the fae for a stupid video. Well you reap what you sow, and Ashe really wishes he had just gone home when he had the chance. Maybe then he wouldn't be stuck with this headache and irreversible curse. BIG SPECIAL THANK YOU TO: @PinkaPurple FOR BETA READING MY BOOK. You are a massive inspiration to finally have me write again after so long, and I really couldn't have gotten even past the rough draft without your encouragement Warning: This fanfiction has strong language, substances implied to be alcoholic-like in nature, and occasional suggestive scenes, but never goes beyond 13+ *I do not own anything Royale High, Royale high is owned by CallMeBob on Roblox. Please support the official game. This is all in good fun*

bet you all thought i was dead but little did you know, ima come back like a boomerang

1.toilet paper 2.make a shit and make sure you wipe your testicles and your ass 3.dont lick or wash your hands 4.if you want, you can walk out, or ypu can play with yourself

Mikaela has eyes of wonder; ever moving and ever changing in colour. Evelynn has a weak heart easily brought down by a girl she has never met, and lousy poetry to share online. How did she never notice?

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This story is a parody based entirely on satire and if you take it seriously then you are silly in the head. Have a nice day!

Life was not always this sweet. There was a time when mother hated me. But something happened that day that I can't remember. Now life is like a dream but who was that boy? I know I've seen him before. And what is this pain in my head? Where did it come from? I can't take it anymore!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A BEN drowned fanfic. It has very strong language.

Avery Paul, a 15 year old Instagram star and also Jake and Logan Paul's little sister, is asked to star in a music video for an upcoming boy bands song that Logan is shooting. What she didn't know was that she would quickly become great friends with them all and fall hopelessly for one.

It's just some random weird thoughts and stuffses.

A book full of random nonsense.

Moonlight ❤️ The most beautiful thing in this dimension ❤️ Honeymoon Tour with my babes ❤️ 3 best things that you should know about the queen. Wattpad Moonlight Queen ❤️

DAMN IT!!

So, basically, you can question or give the creepypasta members some dares. And you can do that to any creepypasta, including Slenderman and his bros! Please leave us some dares or question~ And let's torture the creepypastas >:) I do not own the cover! ◇◆◇◆◇◆◇◆◇◆◇ Starting date: September 4th 2018 End date: - [First Book]