Danosaur Stories

Trigger Warning: physical/mental abuse "You are the mistake that ruined my life"

Dan Howell and Phil Lester hate each other. Phil always teases Dan and Dan always yells at Phil. Can Tumblr change that?

Just a collection of oneshots. There's a bunch of random ones. Some of them are nsfw but I'll put it in the description.

"Hi! My name is Kris and I'm 17 years old! I live in England! I've been in foster care my whole life. My birth parents ditched me, everyone else has too. I used to have a friend but he left. Now it's just me until I grow out of the system because no one wants me. They want all the younger ones I help take care of. Oh well, this is my first video blog. Bye!" A story in which a boy who thought he was unlovable gets adopted by YouTubers, Dan and Phil!

**WARNINGS** Warning #1. Horrible writing Warning #2. Extreme cringe Warning #3. Time waster Warning #4. Cutting Other than those ^ it's safe. I won't include scenes of cutting but there will be quite a lot of mentioning it. Hope you don't mind :) AND I PROMISE I WON'T KILL EITHER OF THEM. Update: okay I can't promise anything anymore. This story is entirely improv, and I have no idea what's going to happen, or where my brain will take it to. •Set in 2009 •Please enjoy? •Fluffity fluff fluff fluff •Phan obviously •I have no idea what to say right here •and i suck at writing so pls •I don't update often -.-

Dan is a vampire, telling the story of his past and his coven.

Dan and Phil have been best friends for 5 years now, avoiding Phanfictions and ignoring questions on their relationship. Truth is, it was just to painful for either of them to face. After them 5 years of sitting around and waiting, is one of them finally going to admit their love or will it be a secret for now and forever? Warning- BoyxBoy and some inappropriate language

Dan has a boyfriend, Dan also fucks other guys. That's okay, because Phil gets him on the weekends and that's just enough for now. ~ at least read the prologue i promise its good(ish)

Dan and Phil play the whisper challenge ~

Dan and Phil fan fiction. Phan. Dan finally musters up the courage to ask Phil on a date, the only problem is that Phil already has one. Dan gets upset and Phil doesn't understand why.

𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗽𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗳𝗶𝗰𝘀 • • • • 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗺 𝗱𝗮𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝗹

just some edits that I've made / make for this book don't steal please or give credit :) copyright

19 year-old Alice Butler is going on a cruise holiday with her parents and her younger brother Braxton in the Meditteranean.The Butler family go on cruises regularly, so even though Alice loves relaxing on a big ship, a chance to escape her busy life for a couple of weeks, she doesn't expect her holiday to be in any way extraordinary. Until she finds out that two of her biggest idols are onboard too...

Phil is trying his hardest to learn to play piano, but can't seem to get the hang of it. That is, until he meets Daniel. Daniel helps Phil learn how to play the piano, and they become friends. Or is it more than that? // Just read the story XD

"I guess times change. People forget the promises they make. They move on with their lives, and start families, and wander down new career paths. I was never one of those people. I was never up for change. But Phil was." Dan Howell, a 26 year old protagonist and sometimes video blogger, lost his best friend Phil Lester, a 30 year old child at heart, to the ways of family and love. Phil adores spending time with 28 year old Milly Langdon and so decides on keeping it that way. Dan doesn't enjoy Milly's company so Phil decides it's best if he just moves on. Every day after that, Dan regrets ever opening his mouth. Will Phil ever realise what he truly left behind? (This is set in the future, that's why their ages aren't their real ages oh)

Dan and phil story, they just moved into an apartment together, they're best friends but could it be more?? WARNING!! includes swearing,and possibly smut.... ❤

Danisnotonfire and amazingPhil are living together. They are bestfriends. But phil see dan in another way. Does dan want phil and he to be more than friends? Will everything go wrong before it goes right? Phil goes to hospital and dan needs help. Will they live to love each other? Read to find out. :) please share with other people in the phandom. :) hope ya like it.