Darkhumor Stories

Enid Sinclair x Fem!Reader x Wednesday Addams A curse. That's what Wednesday felt like to Y/n. A curse that she never wanted to get rid of. A deadly curse that hurt, burned, and left nothing behind once it was through. Going to Nevermore to follow her curse could be the best or the worst thing Y/n could have done. Following her curse gave her a cure. Enid Sinclair. Everyone is 16+ in this book.

The war storms at the Frontier... The gods are broken. The empire is burning. And the end has already begun. A warrior with no past unleashes power no mortal should wield. A young ruler clings to a dying crown as his people lose faith. A chaos mage, feared and revered, walks with death in her shadow. Amongst their ranks-two Rifter siblings, wilders of ruin, benders of space and time. Feared. Watched. Leashed by the most powerful. But even under chains, love blooms... and loyalty begins to shift. When the empress falls into a cursed slumber-her unborn child the last ember of prophecy- the empire sends its strongest into the Abyss of Lost Quintessence: A place where even time forgets itself, where silence hungers, and where One of the Roots of the Umbrovyn Tree stands-ancient, cracked, and bleeding memory. Monstrosities roam, daring to strike in daylight. The veils whisper betrayal. Alliances splinter. Some stand frozen, unsure of their next move- fearing one wrong step may provoke the wrath of a dominion vast as a world and cruel as the gods who forged it. Old gods stir, craving redemption through ruin. The Royal House fractures beneath betrayal. A founding father, long patient, now bares their intent- to seize the throne by force, by cunning, by wagering all that is. Their House's malice toward the flawed Royal line can no longer be cloaked. Love will test loyalty. Legends will bleed. And in the dying light of Ether-Space- The Aurora must not fall... Or all realities will burn. 🔥

Four riders of the emotional rollercoaster. Apoorva is the fire and the fury- with her trauma hidden beneath her sharp tongue and sharper silences. Aarav is the cool touch of rain who melts the hearts with his dry humor and sleepy jokes. Both are fire in their own way. But one becomes the rain to silence the other's storm. She craves order and control. But he is the chaos in human form- free, unbothered, uncontrolled. Then there's Kavya and Saransh. Her strength is quiet; her pain, quieter. He's all jokes and sunshine- except when it comes to her. What happens when they all collide in a chaotic encounter? Will they find friendship, care and love- or will their hearts pull away to protect themselves from the chaos called Love? Join the journey of the four scarred souls who meet through sarcasm and storms, heal through laughter and love and stay with smiles. Book #2 of The Healing Series

"𝑵𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒑𝒖𝒔𝒉 𝒘𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒖𝒑 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆."

Greetings. You may be wondering why an immortal of questionable origin, impeccable capes, and historically poor decision-making would choose to publish a cookbook. The answer is simple. We must eat. Within these pages, you will find recipes-real ones, prepared by my own dramatic hands-alongside reflections on existence, comfort, and the small mercies that keep us upright when eternity feels especially long. Expect: Toast, prepared with appropriate gravitas Eggs, treated as fragile miracles Simple meals elevated through mood, patience, and sighing Occasional affirmations, offered reluctantly but sincerely This is not a book about perfection. It is a book about survival, warmth, and feeding yourself even when the world insists you should simply brood instead. You do not need to be immortal to cook these meals. You only need hunger, curiosity, and a willingness to let the butter melt properly. So come in. Set the table. Lower the lights. But first... We brood. - Crimson Bloodthorne

Saya has a special arrangement with a dragon. She gets tied to rocks. He gets the gold. They scam villages with fake sacrifices, overcooked rituals, and a convincing act of "damsel in distress." She's no maiden - just a fast-talking harlot with sharp instincts, flexible morals, and a talent for moaning on cue. He's no terrifying beast - just a very old, very gay, very arthritic lizard with a hoard, a temper, and joint pain from shapeshifting too much in the bygone ages. It's all going swimmingly until heroes start showing up. Cults get nosy. Other dragons get ideas. And Saya begins to wonder what exactly she's doing in a world where virtue gets sacrificed and livestock counts as treasure. A sword-and-sandals fantasy with scams, sarcasm, sensuality, and sheep.

The story continues as the mysterious warden of Zig-Zig is eventually informed about Herschel's escape. Against every principle of his precious Dalmicir school, Lyeasrakardsul submits and asks the Knomes for help before finally receiving the dreaded p-wyrd. Herschel is arrested as a chicken thief and brought to the town Stagna where he has been prejudged as a p-e-r-v-e-r-t by popular opinion, and where he will have some of the most significant encounters in his life.

Sa lugar kung saan gumuho ang ekonomiya ng bansang dating tinatawag na Pilipinas ngayon ay kilala na ito bilang Phamicca kung saan lumaganap ang pag-usbong ng mga demonyong naghahanap ng kanilang makakapitang katawan sa loob ng mahigit tatlong daang taon. Nagmula ito sa grupong tinatawag na Reaper Cult na taga-ibang lugar dahil sa kanilang nais na masakop ang bawat bansa gamit ang paraang paggamit ng itim na mahika na ayon sa aklat ni Enoke. Dahil sa kanilang matagumpay na pag-iekspermento nakagawa sila ng mga nilalang na tinatawag na 'Parasite Demon' isang makapangyarihang nilalang na may kakayahang pumatay ng kahit sino ngunit nagkakaroon lamang ito ng presensya sa mundo kung mayroon itong kinakapitang katawan na tinatawag na 'Demon's Host'. Ngunit sa pagpasok ng makabagong panahon kung saan ang kasalukuyan tila naging kuwento na lamang ang tungkol rito. Nasanay na ang mga tao at natuto na rin silang maka-adapt sa mundong permanenteng binago ng mga 'Parasite Demons'. At sinong mag-aakalang ang ordinaryong babaeng katulad ko ang mapipiling maging isang host ng isa sa kanila? Ito na ba ang simula ng pagbabago ng buhay ko bilang isang 'demon's host'? ___ The Demon Eater: Eve (Book 1) Starrywriter_Witch copyright 2025

Apa jadinya kalau tatapan tajam bisa bikin orang berubah? Joko Wiryawan, guru SD yang terkenal dengan "tatapan maut"-nya, nggak pernah mukul murid. Tapi sekali dia menatap... murid bisa langsung merasa berdosa tiga generasi ke belakang. Dari tatapan itu, lahir gerakan "Tatapan Sosial" - aksi diam yang bikin pelanggar aturan malu sendiri. Tapi saat gerakan itu viral dan diambil alih pemerintah, segalanya jadi kacau. Orang jujur dibunuh. Anak SD balas dendam pakai pisau dapur. Dan orang-orang yang cuma mau terlihat baik, malah membunuh kebaikan itu sendiri. Sebuah kisah lucu, getir, dan reflektif tentang moral, media sosial, dan bahaya jadi manusia paling benar di internet. > Karena terkadang... yang paling perlu diselamatkan bukan dunia, tapi diri sendiri dulu.

25 year old Grace Avery is a stunning women working as a detective/investigator. Due to her looks she often gets sexist remarks from her colleagues, seen only as a object of praise and beauty rather than a fellow detective. Annoyed and frustrated, she goes to an old friend for help and assistance, asking for a partner who doesn't care about her looks and has the brains to work with her, to which she learns that there is a person who could help her, the problem lays in the fact that, that person is the very same man who Grace knew and hated in high school, Basil M. House. Will Grace continue to hate his guts? is Basil the same man who Grace knew in High school? and will their relationship change? This is a reimagining of Sherlock Holmes stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. besides being a reimagining, it's also a composite of different mystery stories and movies that I loved so don't be surprised if some of the cases or puzzles look familiar. really enjoyed writing this:)

Welcome to the quiet descent into the thoughts i hide behind forced smiles and polite small talk. These pages are heavy-filled with sleepless nights, unanswered messages, and the slow erosion of self-worth. It's for the ones who laugh loudly in public and cry silently in bathrooms, who carry the weight of the world without anyone noticing. This collection doesn't promise healing- only honesty. And maybe, in the wreckage of all these unspoken truths, you'll finally feel a little less alone.

11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

(Contains spoilers for all chapters) [Version A] Kris, for the past 2 days, haven't had their autonomy for quite some time. Their soul had been making choices for them that they'd rather have not been made. However, after the Queen's battle, wake up in the overworld, confused and disorientated, but.... with free will, again? They would be happy, but it's cut short when they realize that what they hoped for came with a strange price. A price that they hope they can get rid of soon before things go awry.

(A dark horror-romance retelling of the Hades and Persephone myth) Jade Salvador isn't your typical dissatisfied, burnt-out twenty-something-year-old. Crushed by the weight of her family's name and high expectations, she finds herself working a dead-end job, hoping for something more out of life. One day, she makes the drastic decision to start catfishing would-be predators online, posing as a teenager and exposing their crimes. But when Jade meets Percy Belrose, a man who's also searching for the same purpose in his life, things get messy fast. As sparks begin to fly and bodies begin to pile up, Jade soon finds out that killing is the easy part. It's falling in love that might be the death of her.

Ever wonder what it's like to grow up with six overprotective brothers who also happen to be mafia kingpins? It's as crazy ,l know My brothers run this city. They're dangerous, powerful, and feared by everyone. But to me? They're the guys who argue over who gets to push my stroller. My bodyguards are more scared of my temper tantrums than actual gang wars. Our family dinners involve more talk about hitmen than homework, and my bedroom has better security than any bank vault. They'd kill for me. They'd die for me. But can these ruthless criminals survive my terrible twos ... and my moody teenage hormones? This is my whole life story as a mafia princess. Consider this your disclaimer: Some chapters of this story contain heavy themes of violence, grief, and peril. Reader discretion is advised. Toodles.💋

Momonga wasn't the only one logged on for the last few moments of Yggdrasil. His friend and healer of the group stayed with him to honor the last moments of the game. They didn't know they would be transported to another world. They didn't know everything around them would change.

Catastrophic, chaotic, and absurdly unpredictable. That's the best description of Kira's life. This is a story of survival, sarcasm, and an attempt to stay sane in a world that clearly wasn't. The story follows Kira, a 16-year-old girl who used to live with her single mother, Caroline, and her 10-year-old sister, Kimi. Kira's life will suddenly change completely, and a lot of strange things will happen to her. She will try not to lose her mind, while figuring out how the hell her life became such a bad joke. Will Kira ever find out the truth and regain control of her life, or will she get stuck forever, in this chaotic chain of bad luck? Let's find out! *********************** 💫This is a psychological mystery (light thriller) story, with drama, told with dark humor and sarcasm, and has a supernatural twist.💫 *********************** Expect at least one NEW Chapter every 3 weeks 🥰 *********************** Just want to thank you for being here and tell you that this is my very first book. I literally just started writing not too long ago, and I have no freaking idea about what I'm doing. English is not even my first language (although I use it at work). So, yeah. I think we have here a very original recipe for DISASTER, don't you agree? May God Help Us 🙌🏾😶🌫️

Is this a long story? Probably not. But Avery Caldwell doesn't know how good she has it thanks to her powerful, hardworking, obviously better than everyone manager, Taylor Swift. If it wasn't for her, Avery would be...well, nothing! Just a nobody Gen-Z twenty-two-year-old wearing stupidly oversized jeans like every other TikTok flavored bitch! But thanks to her former pop star manager, she's been chosen... **EDIT Per Taylor's request** FOR THE RECORD: IT'S BEEN FOUR YEARS AND TAYLOR IS STILL WAITING ON A THANK YOU. *Note: This is a work of fanfiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. *This is an original work of mine. Please do not reproduce or copy this story in any way. Any evidence of this will be reported.*

a story I created in class