Datboi Stories

the man, or should say...boi of ur dreams

There was a french banana. She left on an adventure.

Based on da song "Lowkey" also , read da dam story fa mo information .

here comes dat boi... oh shit whaddup?

Listen to me as I entertain you with my life

He rode his unicycle right into your heart. You're finally going to marry the frog of your dreams.

Readers will embark on Shrek's magical journey to find a child in a bitter and harsh world. Reviews: "A tearful and heart-wrenching journey." - Oprah(probably) "I cannot stop reading this fic, it's a must to all Shrek fans." - My Random Ass Friend "You will both regret and not regret reading this." - God Himself

o shit waddup

stale memes bro

This is a story of Dat Boi and his Bizarre Adventures! Where he will face many challenges from buying orange juice to crazy dental heigenists who are out to hunt him.

o shit waddup

xx

In this horrifyingly cruel world, we only have one light in our lives: memes.

A hard-hitting, smutty love story between our beloved Pepe and Dat Boi memesters. 'Brought a tear to my eye' - John Travolta 'E L James has a new competitor of an entirely new caliber' - Clive Warren & Rebecca DeMornay (A Love of Two Brains)

A random book of random

jus shrektastic

Dat Boi had a dream. He didn't want to be like his father, or all the other frogs. Dat boi wanted something else in life, and he was determined to get it.

yes, my current cover is of a Barbie doing meth & 2 lines of cocaine.