Datingdisasters Stories

"Three broke friends, one delusional romantic, and a series of questionable decisions-what could possibly go right?" From disastrous dates to absurd business schemes, Romeo and his friends navigate life with zero plans and even less success. Whether it's hustling, failing, or just barely surviving, one thing's for sure-logic has no place in their world.

Welcome to modern dating where clarity is rare, ghosting is an Olympic sport, and apps promise soulmates but deliver emotionally unavailable philosophers with man-buns. Follow Amy, a smart, self-aware woman with high standards and a low tolerance for nonsense, as she navigates one ridiculous situationship after another. Each chapter introduces a new dating archetype from the "Faux Friend-Zoner" to the "Breadcrumb Prophet", all filtered through a fictional app called BHAG: Big Hairy Audacious Goal™ (because what's dating without a little false hope and some algorithmic gaslighting?). Expect laugh-out-loud satire, cringe-worthy red flags, and the occasional passive-aggressive app review. This isn't just a book. It's healing through humor for everyone who's ever been left on read, breadcrumber or downright ghosted.

It's Valentine's Day and my best friend talks me into going to a Speed Dating Event on our college campus. What could go wrong, right? Perhaps I'm just a little gun shy as I am notorious for picking the wrong men to date, but it's better then spending Valentine's Day alone, or at least I hope it is. Oh, who am I kidding this is going to be a disaster. If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack. If you wish to read this story in it's original, safe, form, please go to https://www.wattpad.com/217932229-the-speed-date-disaster. Thank you. ©All Rights Reserved by Author Cover and Story by: Ruechari

COMPLETED! "I need time, please. I don't think I can be friends with you right now. I'm sorry. I really am," she said. Madhan merely nodded. This wasn't what he wanted to hear from her. Now he was at a loss of what to do. Did he overstep the boundaries? He did, his conscience told him. The girl just admitted she loved someone. How can he ask her to love him already? Madhan wanted to hit his head on the wall. But for Riya's sake he complied. By this time, all his anger vanished, but he was left with sadness. A feeling of being unwanted. x------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------x Riya Sharma is forced to follow Madhan Roy half way across the world after getting married to him in three weeks of knowing him, being forced to leave her boyfriend of six years. Despite his charisma and sweet personality, Riya feels unattracted to him. It doesn't help that Madhan is really obese and feels insecure about his appearance. Adding a hot neighbor and Madhan's secret admirer to this already unbalanced equation erupts in chaos. Can Madhan save his marriage by learning how to woo his bride? Will Riya be able to look past his looks and fall for his personality? Will she be able to let go of her past and move on? Read on to find out :D The story will hopefully make you erupt in laughter as you join Madhan in his attempts to woo his bride. Cover by @lazybum-

Embark on a hilarious journey through the wild world of dating with our lovably awkward protagonist! In "Love and Laughter Fails," each chapter unfolds a new misadventure as our hopeful singleton navigates the maze of romance with side-splitting humor and unexpected twists. 🚀 Dive into a collection of short stories where every date seems like a comedy of errors. From mistaken identities to unforgettable wardrobe malfunctions, our protagonist's quest for love is a rollercoaster of laughter and relatable mishaps. Get ready for a series of anecdotes that will leave you in stitches and nodding in solidarity. 💔 Join the ranks of those who have tried and (often hilariously) failed at love. Swipe right on this comedy-packed journey that captures the essence of dating mishaps, providing a light-hearted escape for anyone who's ever had a less-than-perfect date. 🌟 With a dash of wit and a sprinkle of charm, "Love and Laughter Fails" is the ultimate read for those who believe that laughter is the best medicine, especially when it comes to matters of the heart. Buckle up for a riotous ride through the highs, lows, and unexpected detours of the dating landscape. Will our protagonist find the elusive happily-ever-after, or are they destined for a lifetime of laugh-out-loud dating disasters? Swipe your way into this must-read comedy on Wattpad and discover the crazy, cringe-worthy, and downright comical tales of love gone wrong. Get ready to laugh, sigh, and nod in solidarity because, in the world of dating, the only guarantee is a good story! #DatingDisasters #ComedyGold #WattpadHumor #LoveAndLaughterFails #SwipeRightForLaughs

Allison Brown has a plan: Find The One. Fall in love. Live happily ever after. Simple, right? Except her dating life looks more like a comedy sketch than a romance novel. From a guy who brings his mom on their first date (yes, really) to a "perfect" ex who turns out to be engaged, Allison's mission for true love is... not exactly going according to plan. Thankfully, she's got her best friend, Jamie Lee - her constant, her rescuer, her emergency ice-cream delivery guy. He's been by her side through every heartbreak, every checklist, every disastrous date. What Allison doesn't know? Jamie's been in love with her the whole time. But when he finally starts pulling away - and someone else catches his attention - Allison realizes she might have been looking for love in all the wrong places. Because maybe, just maybe, The One has been right beside her all along. A laugh-out-loud, heart-melting friends-to-lovers rom-com for everyone who's ever chased love - and almost missed it when it was staring them in the face.