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Donna is an egocentric person who will stop at nothing to make the neighborhood praise her every action. But when new neighbors arrive and have information about her past that could ruin her reputation and life, all hell breaks loose, and Tina, Donna's best friend, witnesses the neighborhood's reality.

In a rundown pizza joint at 5:30 A.M., a sleep-deprived paranormal freelancer sits in a booth he swore he'd never return to. His client? A frantic coworker who may or may not be haunted-again. The problem? A vengeful ghost, a cursed Chinese instrument, and a girl in the corner booth who never shows her face... but always asks the same chilling question: Why did you break the pi pa? Piece by cursed piece, the past is coming back-literally. And no amount of sharks, zoos, or call-blocking apps can stop it. Now it's up to one tired, overworked exorcist-for-hire to solve a supernatural mystery before the ghost does more than whisper. Welcome to The Death Booth-where guilt lingers, ghosts whisper, and breakfast is always served with a side of vengeance. ©All rights reserved (First published on Wattpad by Distinct-unique_bird. If you're reading this anywhere else, it was taken without my permission.)

He filed portal reports. Now reality won't leave him alone. Ran Mu, a perpetually unimpressed office worker, is accidentally launched into a realm of unstable magic, odd relics that whisper secrets, and people who think his glowing golden aura means something. He's not a hero. He's not even helpful. But in a world where nothing makes sense and escape isn't simple, Ran Mu might be the only one too apathetic to break. ✨ Book 1 - Completed

Reema Pangilinan, a sixteen-year-old with an air of enigmatic personality, never expected to find herself with a scholarship to the prestigious Velmora High School. A school known for its elite students, luxurious campus, and-ahem-very questionable student behavior. But here she is, along with five other unexpected new faces, all granted the honor (or burden?) of being Velmora's newest students. Little did she know that her acceptance would be the first step into a world where secrets lurk behind every polished hallway and where nothing is quite what it seems. ******* Reema isn't your typical female lead. She's witty, sarcastic, and not afraid to speak her mind-even in the face of danger. In a genre where girls often scream and run, Reema rolls her eyes, drops a savage comeback, and might punch a demon in the face while doing it. Her story doesn't take itself too seriously all the time. You get moments of eerie suspense or violent danger... only for Reema to undercut it with a snarky one-liner or a totally unexpected remark. The tone dances between thriller and comedy like a perfectly off-key duet. Whether she's dealing with ghosts, chains, arrogant guys, or bleeding strangers. Reema owns the chaos. She's the kind of girl who doesn't just survive weird supernatural drama-she turns it into her stage. fantasy and fiction, action, humor and sarcasm.

Being an Akadian Trooper is hard. Being a Commander is worse. After forming his own unit, "The Black Legion", Priad thought he'd finally have control over his missions, his soldiers, and his sanity. He was wrong. Not only does he have to lead his fellow troopers in war, but he has to survive the constant assassinations from his childhood friend, Faith Narukami. Between leading military operations, surviving overly creative murder attempts, and maintaining his deadpan cool through it all, Priad's real enemy might just be exhaustion. A light-hearted side story of my main story, Chronicles of Norion.

Rain Volkov is beautiful. The kind of beautiful that ruins lives and invites love confessions from people he's never spoken to. He'd be flattered-if he could actually feel it. Homeschooled his whole life due to an emotional processing condition, Rain enters university with straight-A precision, stunning looks, and the emotional depth of a Google search. He knows how to smile, nod, say thank you-but not what any of it means. When his polite indifference accidentally turns into a full-blown fan club and a very persistent girl named Sayona, his best friend Raiden-stormy, broke, and far too emotionally stable-suggests a simple fix: fake a relationship. Enter Sol Phoenix: popular, emotionally unavailable, and Rain's new mission target. Sol says no. So Rain starts casually stalking him with spreadsheets, sticky notes, and enough psychological manipulation to make Freud weep. He's not trying to fall in love. He's just trying to win. Or at least... that's what he tells himself.

Haru Saito has mastered the art of not caring. Or at least, he would have-if the people around him weren't so painfully, impossibly, stupid. All he wants is a peaceful high school life, but instead, he's stuck dealing with: • A best friend who thinks life is an action movie. • A clueless rich kid who doesn't understand the concept of struggle. • A self-proclaimed nemesis who refuses to leave him alone. • Teachers who have clearly given up. • And an entire school that somehow, somehow, always finds a way to make his life harder. No matter how hard he tries to avoid chaos, it always finds him. From absurd misunderstandings to dramatic school events he never asked to be part of, Haru is exhausted. But at this point? He's accepted his fate. A deadpan, unwilling protagonist versus a world full of idiots-who's really winning here? - ‼️INSPIRED HEAVILY BY "The Disastrous Life of Saiki K" ‼️

When life gives you a serial killer, give him a nervous breakdown. There's a serial killer in town. Unfortunately for him, there's also a necromancer. I'm not a hero. I'm not a cop. I'm not even trying to help. I'm just your friendly neighborhood necromancer - bringing people back from the dead because it's funny. Every time the killer strikes, I resurrect his victims. Now the town thinks they're seeing ghosts, the killer's losing his mind, and I'm having the best time of my (undead) life. Sure, I could stop him. But why would I, when I can make him question his entire reality instead? After all, revenge is overrated. Psychological warfare is way more entertaining. 🪦 Copyright Notice: © 2025 Aria Rae. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the author, except for brief quotations used in reviews or critical articles. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either products of the author's imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

The designer behind the Starkiller base, Pates Laylesa, has become a recluse after the events of The Force Awakens. Now a repairman on the Finalizer, she meets Matt, a new recruit, and the two form an unusual friendship. But Matt isn't everything he claims to be, and the First Order desires that Pates start construction on a new, more destructive weapon.