Dealwithit Stories

Just like the title it's a life rant

The Prince and his TARDIS, Ezibel, are going out on a adventure, again. Prince was sure Abigail was going to be a sure fire companion, but she didn't stick around long. However, she brought a boy to Prince that's just right for the excited nineteen year old. Ace is a great addition... But how long will that last? (Sequel to _My Boyfriend's A Time Lord_).

So by now, if you're a usual reader here on the Laugh or Else series, you should know how this goes. If you're a newcomer, welcome. Don't forget to vote, comment, or follow! Comment a funny quote or joke and I'll post it in the next few chapters! I don't own any of the things I write in here, I only publicize it to y'all. Enjoy!! ;p

Yeah yeah just about every author has one of these but I don't really care. To be honest my writers block is mostly because of this and I don't want to deal with it. If you don't like it then go find another book because I don't care. Sorry for being basic but I'm really not sorry.

Poetry and Prose with Cecelia, typically nonsensical to those who are not insane. If you feel the same way i do please please get yourself checked out.

"You-you used me. I-i can't do th-this Dream" "George I didn't mean to, I love you it-it's just-" "JUST WHAT!? WAS EVERYTHING A LIE DREAM!? ONE BIG, DUMB LIE!?" "George-" "No dream, it's over. You and me are DONE." "...but the devil made me do it" Dream is assigned to mission after mission by his boss. He doesn't know much about him, just that he is always dressed in full black, sometimes blood red, and he has to call him Sir. He always successfully completes them, but will he successfully complete his next task? The task of successfully tricking a man into a relationship with him, abusing him, and then killing him? Read on to find out the truth of this book, this one of a kind tale. THIS BOOK CONTAINS: knifes, blood, guns, attempted murder, abuse, smut, slurs, drugs, alcohol, medication and attempted suicide? Maybe? Idk tbh w u. -OH AND THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE IN HERE, TECHNO FANS MIGHT WANNA YK.. DO SOMETHING. ART COVER IS NOT MINE. THIS IS A TEMPORARY COVER UNTIL I CAN DRAW SOMETHING. FULL CREDIT TO @arty_ria ON TIKTOK.

Boy x Boy Don't like don't read. While I'm not exactly a huge fan of the omniverse series I am a huge fan of Rook Blonko. The idea is to have a three member team again, Ben is obviously Ben, Rook is kind of the muscle and kind of the brains... I haven't chosen who the third member is but I want a bad guy gone good. Gwen and Kevin are off to begin a life together, Gwen is in college and Kevin is working to buy a ring to propose to Gwen, only Ben knows Kevin's sentimental feelings about getting a ring the honest way. And Ben? Well Ben is stuck in a rutt. With his two best friends and arguably family members, yes Kevin was like a brother to him, off securing their futures Ben is still stuck in the moment. And for once he was finding it hard to nonchalantly shrug it off.

George, the 'useless' kid who you could say has something called 'melomanie' and a traumatic past, runs away and gets put into a new high school. He meets some amazing new friends, including this certain boy with similar music taste. But as his feelings grow, he might take things too far with the one he is somewhat 'musically connected' with. _______________________________________________ THIS STORY CONTAINS: bullying, abuse, homophobia, slurs, alcohol, cigarettes, drugs, blood, panic attacks, rape/sexual assault, anxiety attacks, self harm, suicide attempts, smut and possibly more. WOW THATS A JUICY FIRST BOOK YA GOT THERE ELLO ITS ME ITHINK THE BRI'ISH WRITER THAT KNOWS NOTHING 'BOUT 'MERICA AND ALWAYS FAILS ENGLISH. it's gonn be real fun this fic :D Quick warning: this book can be pretty intense, especially at the start so if you get easily triggered I do not recommend reading this. Thank you. (this is my first ever book it's trash) WAIT WHAT THE FUCK MY BOOK IS RANKED 8TH ON #deatwithit 20/5/21 WHATT?!?!??!

This is a book...filled with three weirdos. A boy I call PJ, a girl i call Love, and her boyfriend James.

When 16 year old Emma Watson went out for a very important day, She gets ran over by Simon Conwell. Instead of ever going to do what she needed, she gets taken to a meeting with a little amnesia. On the way there Simon listens to her CD and think she has a chance to become a star. As she goes on in the dream life of a super star she's faced with challenges along the way, as in drama, Lies, Fans, betrayal, and just what every star gets from the public and the paparazzi. Can she handle all of the new challenges ahead of her? Or will it come crashing down right in front of her eyes?

Mark Fischbach, your new music teacher, and it so happens you have both guitar and band... At first his presence was weird, but funny. Soon months had past and you had thought of him as attractive, charming, adorable, and most of all, hot. Knowing that the age differences wasn't too bad, and he was totally a player, he flirted with almost all the female students he had.. Maybe it wasn't going to happen with the whole Student and Teacher relationship thing was going to even happen. like at all. But things take a turn when you're written up for detention....in his class.

This is meh first story. Do you play it like this, I say a line from I song I know, and you guys comment the song name, if you know it. The genre depends, it could be FN@F, it could be pop, it could be rock and roll. You never know. I hope you guys like it, and see ya next time!

when harry decides to be friends with draco and ron. stuff happens that no one has thought of before.

I'm bored. I'm gonna say some weird shit. Check out out.

Mystical. That's one word to describe. It has Vampires, some Werewolfs, and some Juanes(wizards). Hope y'all enjoy.

This story is all about my sarcastic truth comments. Every single one I have is mostly against haters so if you a hater you can deal with it.