Derp Stories

Random doodles that I drew. That's all it is.

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This is a book of hilarious quotes, stories, and just random weirdness. Enjoy yet another book by me. I will actually finish this one though. NOW GO, AND BE FREE!

Let's face it. We have all had one. And it's all drove us CRAZY. Crushes. Urghh.. I groan at the word. But when cupid throws an arrow..it's gonna hurt. Can you relate?

Derp

A cringey book that contains a lot of random posts that I have made that are related to my daily life. I still update it. There may be vent within, I have a lot of issues...

(Oneshot Requests - Open) Have you ever had a craving for gut wrenchingly horrible, positively horrendous literature that will make your brain scream out for mercy? Well, you've come to the right book, my friend! Welcome to the dumping ground of all of the miserably failed works I have done over the years! Stories that either had no point, I wrote when I was really young, got dropped off somewhere around the middle due to lack of inspiration, or were a school project (which basically include all of the above). It may also include the following: Extreme derp, random writing pieces I decided to do that have no meaning, even more derp, writing pieces from grades as low as Grade Four, as much derp as you can cram into one book, and much MUCH more! I due hope this melting pot of unedited paragraphs and completely stupid writing pieces satisfies your gnawing hunger for idiotic-ness. WARNING: EXTREME STUPIDITY AHEAD. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. (This also seems to have turned into the main battlefield of 'the Blackmail Wars'. Enter at your own risk. XD)

Derp~ Derp~ Derp~

What is a title? It explains you, who you are, what you do. Or, it may explain another thing. For instance, a book. But titles aren't everything. Book titles may not suit the written words. People with titles may want people to know them as what their title announces. Maybe there's a way to change how people know you, for you see... Titles aren't always everything.

just a bunch of sonic memes and funny stuff :3 hope ya like it my army of peeps lol jk :D

My drawings suck and I know it Lay off HATERS

Dylan Robertson's father works as a police detective. She was always curious about his job. She gets a look at what he does and meets a young boy named Alex Romlen. He is a thief but he pretends to fall in love with Dylan in hopes that she'd convince her father not to put him behind bars. Alex tells himself he is just using her, but it turns into something more.

I don't even know I'm just going to write in this when I'm bored.

This is a story about a boy thing named jeffy, and he explodes.

The scariest of the scariest, the funniest of the funniest, and the overall most subtle of the most subtle! Can you spot them all?

When CHB ends up getting computers, and with their scents covered (thanks to Leo and Poets magnificent work), they get on one of the most popular social medias EVER! FACEBOOK! What happened to Annabeth being smart, if she can't even figure out how to work the 'gender' settings on her page. When did Percy suddenly become an expert on the internet? Is Leo really losing it? Can Jason actually take his portable computer (also known as a laptop) into the air without crashing? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GODS SMARTS? Lily Grace is able to kill someone in under a minute. But she can't get her computer off of caps? Seriously? IF YOU WANT TO LAUGH SO HARD YOU'LL PEE YOUR PANTS! CHECK THIS OUT! It might get linked into my OTHER Facebook series, WINGS OF FIRE ON FACEBOOK! -------------------DISCLAIMER--------- PERCY JACKSON AND HIS FRIENDS BELONG TO RICK RIORDAN, SOME CHARS BELONG TO ME. SOME BELONG TO TUI. T SUTHERLAND! Okay who loves that cover? Come on. Come on. Admit it. Also, i know there are a lot of these out there, and I mix some of it into WOF on Facebook, but I wanted to do something I could bring in my CHB OC's into. So... Yeah. ALSO. Words on the cover: Derp. *Facepalm* (by the face, heh) IDIOTS! (bright pink) Oh mer Gods (that weird disorted black thing right above the derp face) CRAZY (That one that doesn't evne look like a word, with an upside down R, a werid lookin C, sideways A.) WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME!? (Next to the Crazy) Omgs, stop. (Above the Crazy) OH YEAH. YOU BETTER RUN. (On its side, by the face book, that white 1) AHH! MY EYES! (under the facebook, obvi) You can see the story by SilvermoonFang so.. UGH. (right of the facebook, in white) I WANT A DONUT! (next to the ON) SERIOUSLY? NOW? (Above the OH YEAH. YOU BETTER RUN) I need new friends... (Above the words Camp Half Blood) :D

This story is about a girl who is half elf and half witch and her name is lyra, who has to make hard choices, and make friends and enemies along her jurney. find out more when you check it out!?

What if, in another universe, "Doctor Who" is more than just a television show... It's a reality. Eavie Frayco has always wanted to meet the Doctor, but she would never have expected her dreams to come true... Especially like this. Now, she's off with him, traveling the stars and being, well let's face it, pretty much amazing. When she's not trying to keep her spoilers to herself or bickering with the Doctor and his many companions, she tries to take what she knows and help the greater cause. The thing is, Eavie's only fifteen. How could she possibly make the right choices? Thankfully, the Doctor's there to help her along... Hopefully, she'll get to know what it's like... Going out with a bang. ._._._._._._._._._._._._. Doctor Who fanfic featuring Multiple Doctors, Companions and OC, Eavie Frayco. Chapters 6+ edited by: The_Audiencemember Doctor Who and all affiliated with it are property of BBC. All rights reserved.

U guys pwobably know Moon Moon,if u dont......search him urselves,u wud probably find out cuz of memes