Despicable Stories

With both Direction and Magnitude

Jschlatt x Gru are in a relationship... But Wilbur Soot is jealous... atleast thats what we all thought. Really this is a story about nothing and everything all happening at the same time. And lest we forget about the crust... Warning: This crackbook contains: - NSFW - OFFENSIVE STUFF PROBABLY - WTF - GUNS - DESPICABLE ME - TOMMYINNIT Enjoy.

OK, alright, alright. Before you go all cray-cray about this, I just to let you know something. I'm not really a big Frozen fan, but this is the only song from the movie that I actually like because it's cute and catchy. I imagine Dave and Sparta singing this when they first met in "An Unusual Friendship" (if you ever read it, and if you don't know who Sparta is, he's one of my purple minion OCs.) So, the title is "Friendship's an Open Door" because, let's face it, THEY'RE BOTH MALES!!!! So, here it is, "Friendship's an Open Door".

*CURRENT WORKING ON CHAPTER 3* Gru, Agnes, Edith, Margo, and the minions go to the arcade. But then something happens and they all end up in the game Sugar Rush with the Wreck-It Ralph characters! What will happen?

A 15 year old boy meets a strange outcast at camp, and kind of falls in love... Leaving him in a sticky situation, stuck between two girls. It's all way too much drama for him to take, and he has to find a way to deal with it...

some jokes that comes in despicable me 1,2 and 3.

You know scarlet overkill for minions but what you don't Is how Scarlet became the greatest super villain of all time So read this book to find out what happened before she met the minions

⚠️READ NEW OCs!!!! BEFORE READING THIS ⚠️ As soon as Sparta met Splenda, he fell head-over-heels for her and is trying to win her heart. However, Shredder gives him some flirting tips. But, when Sparta went to Dave for "practice", it all went downhill. Will Sparta win his future mate AND keep his friendship with Dave? This is the introduction of some of my newest Minion OCs, Splenda and Bromma. And also, this is the return of Shredder since I haven't wrote about him in a while. Plus, more Dave/Sparta fluffiness cuz I write about those two nonstop.

Agnes is a happy five year old girl, who is happily living her life with her adopted parents and two older sisters. But one day Agnes falls ill and is later diagnosed with a shocking diagnosis.

He suspected it was just a bug, but one day, it went awfully wrong, and the whole family was worried, especially one little girl. Modern AU crossover. Once-ler/Agnes (friends).

This epic story staring Gru,Edith,Margo,Agnes,The minions and introducing for the first time Alice, An old friend from Gru's senior year. They have no idea whats in store for them. I do not own the Despicable Me characters. They are owned by Universal. I only own Alice

The Jelly Gun of Despicable me 2. Stories and about thingy. Enjoy and be happy! Don't judge me!

journalists, random tourists, people from other countries wud visit that place...the place where Isabelle Ryder's most dreaded nightmares live. Let me introduce you to Isabelle Ryder. She's a pretty, young girl in college. People might mistake her for a random, college-going nerd, but inside her is a demon...a demon which can only be let out if she pours out her fears, dreads and nightmares to the person she trusts the most; given that she lost her mom recently n her dad left her alone-claiming that she was bad luck..

Long before hecadopted the girls that changed his heart, Gru adopted the Minions as pups hoping to use them as grown ups but being a father is hard but also rewarding

Lawrence Unlawful is not only an evil, lying lawyer who fails to pay his taxes, but he's also a supervillain! - I can't believe I'm unironically writing an OC Despicable Me fanfiction... - Lawrence Unlawful is my character, also the art is my art!

"Anyone sitting here?" I said. He answered mindlessly. "Ah yes, my g-," He turned to see me and suddenly his face went bright red. I cocked an eyebrow at him. "Are you good?" I could see his eyes darken as they slowly moved down. I immediately got insecure. I shifted uneasily. He caught air in his throat. He glanced down quickly, "I'm good! I, uh, thought you were someone random, sorry about that." • • • Aphrodite lied down on Elijah's lap, and for some reason I felt a pang of... something in my chest. That's weird. I don't have a romantic interest in Elijah. He's not my type. He's blonde, blue-eyed, and had like abs, like bulging muscles and veins popping out. He worked out to bulk out. I like dark hair, dark eyes, and I too like it when someone is fit, I just went gaga for a toned, lean, lanky physique. [later on in story] "Wow, the wind is like... biting." Uji mumbled to himself. I looked him, strands of his dark brunette hair framing his nearly black eyes. Subconsciously I dropped my eyes to his lips. Ack! Get in the game Orchid! No time to ogle the fact he's ... exactly your type. • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • Orchid isn't anything extraordinary, she's just a normal 17 teen year old. Course, she's just a high school student going with the flow. However, there's this boy. This boy was oh so kind. The quiet, shy type. It's just that... that's how he appears. He's just, good at hiding in plain sight. You may not understand at first, but nobody ever does. Orchid has her curious little eye on him. What she doesn't know is... Ditto.

Yellow little guys that have no clue in life ...LITERALLY ! What happens when one minion puts the whole clan in a very big mess. Find out in Trouble with Minions

Fun facts about the new despicable me movie