Douchebag Stories

Strong language Alison, a newbie YouTuber, who is 24 years old has a bit of a crush on the one and only, Shane Dawson. When she moves to L.A to pursue her dream of acting, she meets a young stranger. They end up in a relationship, but she feels trapped in it. He's a complete and total ass munch. When her videos start to become popular on YouTube, she's asked to do a collab with THE Shane Dawson! Things start to heat up, but will she be able to get out of her horrible relationship before Shane falls for someone else? Because that perfect love shit just doesn't exist. Just to clarify shane isn't the douche, he would never. If you've seen this cover and these words and the same title before you might've. I had to make a new account because I couldn't log in no matter what I tried to my other account so I made this one.

What happens when you end up falling for the slickest of Kagamine Len modules? Well, only good things of course! That is, depending on your definition of good. ----------- DB, or DoucheBag, is a 'fan made' Kagamine Len variation. He was purely made for fun, entertainment and totally didn't stem from a hentai game

PLEASE READ THIS ! -I will be adding Stick Of Truth Characters -will be adding Fractured but Whole Characters -2 characters x reader -age change (sometimes) -happy -sad... -fluff?

I hate my best friends boyfriend. It's as simple as that. I don't want to see her hurt and I'd do anything to break them up. Even if it means I have to do it myself. In which a girl tries to show proof of her best friend's boyfriend cheating on her with her? (Sorry if it's confusing, but you'll get it when you read it :))

I narcissisticly talk about me

He was different. He was cocky and overconfident and definetly not in a good way. I usually wasn't attracted to these type of guys but there was just something about him that got me mesmerised...

Mr. Jones is an eldery jerk. He thinks he's better than everyone else. See what happens when he gets served by his own fruits and vegetables.

Induratize - (v) to make one's own heart hardened, or resistant to someone's pleas or advances, or to the idea of love. ----------------------------- Ashlyn McKinley's life was a Romantic Comedy, minus the romance, more on the drama and her just laughing at all the failed attempts of love by the people around her. She had seen the soul-crushing, heart-shattering damage right before her very eyes. From Greg Birkoff's horrible breakup, to Mie Miyakawa's terrible academic performance, to Camila Demelo's surprising change of lifestyle, and to her parents' shocking divorce. Needless to say, she doesn't need anymore reason to know that love will only do her colossal damage . And to get away with all the drama that love has to offer, she does the unpredictable -- she gives them a major turn-off whenever they'd plan to make move on her. ----------------------- awesome cover by @CheyenneRayne there would be a lot of swearing/cussing/cursing involved here. You have been warned. © 2015 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Anyone caught plagiarizing/replicating or copying this book will have their house burned down. Just kidding. But really, just don't.

I wrote a story for young author's and my friend told me to post it on here so that is exactly what I did just to make her happy. Be prepared for plot holes and grammar mistakes also maybe a few unfinished thoughts. Anyways I hope you enjoy it and have a laugh maybe.

《 Sometimes you find love unexpectedly》 Story by Siya Quits Shinning-star

follow the main character around in an 'entry style' story of horrifyingly-funny, confusingly-scary memories, Jo Anne recalls, after the fact, as she trying to cope with the fact she might have been stalked for 7 years, and when she tries to tell her family and friends no one believes her. You decide if you believe her or not...

What happens when the boys game turns out to be reality in a different realm, and they stumble into the deathtrap that it is?

Two gay douches: love is real in 9th grade drama squad.

This story takes place in between the two south park games. Even tho it feels like it was the day after the first, that the second started, it couldn't be the case, because they stopped playing at the end of the first game, when they threw the stick into the "ocean". For the sake of the story, they continued to play even after the stick was gone and Douchbag never spoke. His real name is indeed Dovahkiin, but is more often called Douchbag. He doesn't talk, but will have a lot of thoughts. He is attracted to some of his friends and is figuring out his sexuality.(which is why he chose Kyle over Cartman) The beginning takes place after defeating princess Kenny, at end of the first game. *None of the characters are of my creation. I'm nearly depicting already established characters from a very popular franchise as best as my abilities will let me.* Enjoy~*

"you're such a bitchy person but i love you" - jeon jungkook ©mrjeongguk

She told herself over and over again not to care about anyone. She simply didn't want to feel that pain ever again... But why is it that Aria's shattered heart doesn't listen after she meets him? You know when you find the one? The one you can imagine spending the rest of your life with. The guy who can make your future flash right in front of you, a future that he exists in every possible way; a husband, a friend, a guardian angel and a lover. Usually, if you find someone like that. . . you don't deny it, right? You don't argue, you don't object... and you certainly don't resist. Then why is Aria Connor doing exactly that? Easy. Because that's simply not the scenario. She can't imagine spending the rest of a minute with the dude. A husband? Nononononono! A friend? Not in a million years. A guardian angel? Wouldn't think so! And a lover? Hell to the no. She doesn't want anything to do with him. Him or his odd popularity. He's the bad boy, the kind that's bad all the way into the core. So what happens when they cross paths? ◆~◆~◆ One quote to KEEP IN MIND for this book is: "Do not arouse or awaken love until it so desires." - Unknown ◆ And - also; BEWARE OF STRONG LANGUAGE. Don't tell us we didn't warn you ;) ◆