leoshipsbyler
obviously not canon compliant
spidey will x mj mike
also posted on ao3
(art is not mine)
"Hey, kid," said Murray, "I'm Murray Bauman."
"Nice to meet you," said Mike, "I'm, uh-"
Murray smiled devilishly. "I know what you are, Mike Wheeler."
Mike's eyes widened. What was Murray talking about- Mike being depressed? Suicidal? Or maybe-
"Okay, old man," said Spiderman, "We get it. You're the guru. Alright? Now leave him alone." he said exasperatedly.
Murray scoffed and left the room.
Mike turned to Spiderman. "Thanks, man."
"No problem, MJ."
Mike gulped as a goofy smile adorned his face. MJ. Michael James. He liked the nickname.
"So....." Mike said, trying to make conversation, "When are you going to tell me who you are?"
"Never."
"Just a hint?"
"I'm your gay awakening," said Spiderman sarcastically.
Mike started spluttering violently. Sure, Spiderman was hot, but honestly? He preferred someone like.... Will Byers.
Yes. Will Byers was pretty.
Mike managed to compose himself. "That's mighty of you. But my gay awakening was someone else."
"Awww, MJ, who'd you find hotter than me?"
Mike blushed. "Don't tell anyone, but Will Byers."
In that moment, Spideman, AKA William Jacob Byers thinks he just died.