Dumbass Stories

Basically, some weird-ass shit I'll write at like 2 am and mostly cheesy jokes off Tumblr enjoy my stupid (sometimes sexual) humor I'd also like to point out that this contains painfully graphic language and maybe a sex joke. If you're sensitive.... Then what are you doing looking at Hetalia stories you innocent soul? ((None of these characters belong to me. All rights to their rightful owners))

Tem, a poor innocent lesbian, looking for love and job, finds job first with a billionaire. The billionaire Wolf, there is something that is holding tem from running away from the rude rich lady. Maybe they are mates So will she be able to find love? who's she going to fall in love with? Is it the rude rich wolf lady or the nice simple blood sucking vampire? Find out as you read along this thrilling story

excuse this I am a hardcore simp and have been reading these 💅 ~~~~~~~~~ You are a regular streamer, with a few wildly popular friends, like Wilbur Soot. you stream plenty of Minecraft, but your life changes when you meet someone specific. ~~~~~~~~~ They/Them pronouns cus I don't wanna make anyone uncomfortable :) I will be using techno as he has stated that he doesn't like his first name used so ye o7 king. No NSFW, there will be angst tho (I promise I won't kill one of the main characters- probably-) this book will he writin slowly cus I'm a dumbass and don't write that much- also sorry if the pov is bad I'm not used to writing in first person. I strive for daily uploads but I do fuck up a bit, we all make mistakes :] TW will be at top of chapter There is swears if you cannot tell in this description enjoy :p

𝘏𝘦𝘺𝘺𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘧𝘺😘 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘞𝘐𝘗𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘸 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘶𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘨-

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Ahlaya is a high school student with a shitty reputation, she used to hate school more than anything but thanks to her teacher Mr Gojo, maybe now it's not so bad...

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this story is how brocken I am because of my frend group (this is ment to be a joke lol 👴)

the title explains it all I'll also put some hc's in here

bunch of ATEEZ usernames for Instagram, Twitter and blah blah social Media :))

Pretty self explanatory

yummy ass rants from yours truly.

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The title explains it all.

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"You can't change a person. But you can be a reason for it." Esmeralda Lorianne is your average smart girl with a shy side. Her grades are higher than you could ever imagine. Esme is quiet and reserved, but if you made your way to a special place in her heart, she would be the greatest friend you could have. It's a different story with Logan Knight. He's the typical popular guy. Girls practically throw themselves at him and he doesn't have a problem with that. In fact, he's known to be a ladies' man. A real Casanova. His grades aren't all that great though and neither is his attitude. Someone needs to straighten him out and Esmeralda just might be what he needs. It's senior year in Courte Bay Highschool.Everything and anything is possible.

You'll just see how much of a dumbass I am: Stupidity and awkwardness are on tonight's program! I'll also talk about my daily life since absolutely no one reads the announcements or anything-