HoangThuongYuumeo
If you're looking for white-knuckle psychological warfare, gut-wrenching tragedies, or heart-stopping comebacks powered by "Return by Death," please turn back now while you still can. You will find none of those luxuries here.
This is an anthology of the most utterly brainless, crack-fueled slice-of-life snippets featuring the residents of Roswaal Manor. Every single piece was cooked up during the author's least coherent moments: from late-night sleep-deprived delirium and tipsy hazes, to furiously typing on a phone while walking and nearly face-planting into a streetlamp.
You will bear witness to:
A pink-haired maid whose household "efficiency hacks" are absolute disasters-ranging from the fine art of shaving potatoes down to microscopic pebbles, to the revolutionary technique of washing dishes with... toilet flush vortexes.
Natsuki Subaru, crying out to the heavens as his sanity and grasp on reality are bent out of shape by sheer backwards logic.
Daily manor chaos so thoroughly unhinged that even if Roswaal tore through every page of his Book of Wisdom, he wouldn't see any of it coming. (Probably.)
Reader Disclaimers:
Please unscrew your brain, place it in a secure container, and store it in a cool, safe place before proceeding.
Do not, under any circumstances, search for logic.
The author accepts zero liability for any loss of brain cells or fried neurons.
Kick back, enjoy the mindless fun, and share a single brain cell with the author!