mynameis_noah
Hello! And welcome to my CCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY world! Basically from here on out you will be reading ideas that have popped into my head that apparently came from my CCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY world! I hope you enjoy this book and if you don't have any clue what will be in this book here is an example of something that came from my- you know what? I'm pretty much over those effects so I'll just type "Crazy world" and be done with it. -Crazy world! Here we go!
(Man texting his friend.)
Dude, what did I do last night?
Uh, are you sure you want to know?
Would you just tell me? I'm lookin' out a window and I'm seein' the cops!
K, if U really want to know...
I do! Would you quit stallin' and tell me what I did?!?!
You got drunk and you thought you were in a virtual reality game and so you started getting guns from the nearest gunstore and shooting people like you were playing COD.
Oh man, no!
Ha-ha. Not really. You didn't get drunk you were at my house, comepletely sober. I don't know why the cops are there, but it's probably because of your next-door neighbor.
You're my next-door neighbor.