Epicfail Stories

The moon whispered my destiny through the cracks of time. The stars aligned. The ancestors gathered. Angels descended. Ancient prophecies awakened. Noah arrived. Moses appeared. The Four Horsemen rode across the horizon. Even the burning bush showed up. The universe had spent eternity preparing for this moment. Every sign pointed toward a single path. Every voice demanded an answer. Every force in existence waited. There was only one problem. I didn't care. A ridiculous parody of chosen-one stories, cosmic destiny, ancient prophecies, and every dramatic fantasy trope ever written. A tale where the fate of existence hangs in the balance, celestial beings hold their breath, and the greatest buildup in history crashes headfirst into the world's simplest response. The ancestors waited. The universe waited. The burning bush waited. And I said: "Nah." 🖕 Comedy • Parody • Satire • Fantasy • Absurd Humor 😭🔥🌳🏆💀

This was part of the story but in bloopers. The characters of "The Fox of the Frog" were trying to make sure they get the part right. So, I hope you enjoy it.

I guess you can call this a selfish autobiography because this is about me, and how my life is going without any input or advice from anyone else other than their demonstrated words or actions. This is kinda just my version of events that are pretty epic and crazy. You should read it ;)

When he has no romantic feelings for anyone, is there any chance for a man to find the right girl?

#KalumGood, Tripping over air, proof of gravity and more

Awesome trailer memories with the squad. If you want to learn the inside jokes behind "the bridge" "I'm Gerard Way Way" "Fanta" and more, read this because it's lit af😂

"Shut up, I hate those dresses. But I like car races! It's so much fuuun! Right guys?" Piperielle- (DON'TCALLMETHATWAYYOUGOODAUTHOR :( -P. // Sarry! :* -S.) "Pip" (likes) LOVES denim jeans instead of pastel-colored-girly dresses as the usual teen girl would die for to wear. Her wardrobe is full of almost all sorts of denim pants in unique designs from pockets to dye-prints to threads! (Whoa.) One of her faves is the pricey six-pocket baggy-loose denim pants she found in a boutique during one of her walks. She had even survived resisting pizza in a week just to save enough money to buy the thing. Yep, that's her! :O No one had ever persuaded her to wear different other than her usual outfits-tees with denim pants, sneakers and...a bling-bling? But what would happen if she were to find out that one of her guy classmates has been crushing on her ever since she kept on pissing people off? Will Pip punch him or rather wear a dress for one night? WHAT NOW, YOU PEEP? #TGID #ThatGirlInDenim °•°•° Cover design by ellejaune Copyright © 2016 by ellejaune °•°•°

"Freak it"

sis fail crush

The title say it all, c'mon now

This very long title says it all. No need to explain.

The guitar is born to sing, to make its way to those loving hands that give it such soulful caress. How you play and sing with your guitar is so beautiful that it touches the soul.

Believe in IMPOSSIBILITIES and your heart will start to beat louder than normal.

Two best friends show up to pay their respects at a funeral... only to realize halfway through that they don't know the deceased. Or anyone else in the room. Awkward glances, mistaken condolences, and a few near-disasters later, they're stuck trying to escape without becoming the center of attention. A short, hilarious story about how two idiots can turn grief into giggles...by accident.

DIFFERENT SHORT STORIES WITH A MAJESTIC PLOT AND TWISTS.

This is my poetry... Is not very good, but.. yea... I hope you enjoy it if you do end up reading! ^~^

This is just a book full of short stories and experiences from my life. The stories are in no particular, chronological order. But all of these stories are true.