Epicfail Stories

Being embarrassing isn't a choice. It's a full-time job. Meet Aanya, a 6th grader with too much confidence and absolutely no control over her own disasters. Whether it's mispronouncing words in front of the whole class, tripping over air, or getting betrayed by a banana, life has made one thing very clear-she was born to be a professional embarrassment. Armed with a stolen-I mean, "borrowed"-diary and a delusional belief that she can improve, Aanya records her daily humiliations, ridiculous life lessons, and failed attempts at being normal. Will she ever escape the cringe? (Spoiler: No.) Welcome to The Diary of a Professional Embarrassment, where every day is a new disaster, and the only thing Aanya can do is laugh, cry, and pretend she never meant to do that.

After Opal's father left them, Opal's mom has been acting crazy. She constantly would get mad at Opal for not acting like a "lady" which Opal found very unfair. When Opal was 13 years old her mother sent her to a boarding school were she constantly got bullied for not being good enough. She was failing the majority of her classes until her mother did something horrible to change her grades.

This is just a book full of short stories and experiences from my life. The stories are in no particular, chronological order. But all of these stories are true.

What you think happened, was a mistake...

Megan Rosales is an aspiring nurse. Over the past 18 years of her life she has never experienced having a boyfriend because she had other priorities to think of other than men; like for example graduating, become an RN and live outside the country. When her friend Gen invited her to her 18th birthday, Megan didn't know that Gen had her set up with her old crush during high school! How supportive is that for a friend!? Just like a song goes 'Love moves in mysterious ways'. Will she end up with the right guy for her but the real question here is, will he really be THE ONE?

Having a bad day? Feeling a little down? Maybe you even embarrassed yourself? Well come on over this book filled with. . . might I say UNIQUE experiences of mine and some friends. Maybe these will cheer you up a bit or even just unbordify you from the pretty average day you've been having. includes: ~epic fails ~cringe worthy crush encounters ~relatable experiences ~facepalm moments ~abnormal drama ~and more!

The title say it all, c'mon now

Literally the title and the usual my hero academia craziness. ENJOY 😉

My friend on my swimteam asked me to do this. Swimmer struggles, pickup lines, thoughts that only swimmets understand. If you are a swimmer you can most likely relate to all of this. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HI! My name is Cam! I am the Co~wrighter of this book. This is not my wattpad acount but my good friend Wolfperson13 let me help her write this story( it was my idea) i hope you like this book!!(im on swim team) 😁love, Cam the Co~wrighter😁

"Freak it"

DIFFERENT SHORT STORIES WITH A MAJESTIC PLOT AND TWISTS.

hahaha eto po tayo sa isang edition ng epikong pag damoves kay crush. Crush, eto yung taong di natin mapagbuhusan ng lakas ng loob eh. kapag wala sila, anlakas ng loob natin, pag kinukwento sa barkada anlakas ng loob. pero pag yan na waley na. haha eto kaya naisipan kong gumawa nito based on experience kasi eh hahaha saka para mapagisipan natin maigi yung gagawin natin bago tayo mag DA mooovess Kay crush. Sana ma-enjoy nyo!!!

Ay! So this is just sonething extra for me to do i will try to update my other story. This is just something for me to do when im bored XD

Or as my friend would call them " Pheonix quotes"

comedy gold or your worst nightmare.

Mga typical na emosyon, pakiramdam, at nagiging reaction kapag nand'yan na si Ex.

School is messy, friendship drama is endless, and life never comes with a manual. But in the chaos of epic fails, awkward moments, and heartbreaks, there are tiny wins that make it all worth it. Epic Fails & Tiny Wins is a raw, funny, and heartfelt journey through growing up - where mistakes are lessons, and even the smallest victories count.

Aliens teamed with one human logs on their experiences. Bound to bring laughs. Open to ideas and requests.

You guessed it... it's a book of BANANAS!!! Wait, no... the cover says The Book of Epic Fails. Yes. That was it. The Book of Epic Fails. Here, in this book, I will rant and do stuff, and best of all, I will list my epic fails. You're in for a ride of Epic Fails. This will be updated whenever I epically fail, which will probably be daily...