Epicfail Stories

Being embarrassing isn't a choice. It's a full-time job. Meet Aanya, a 6th grader with too much confidence and absolutely no control over her own disasters. Whether it's mispronouncing words in front of the whole class, tripping over air, or getting betrayed by a banana, life has made one thing very clear-she was born to be a professional embarrassment. Armed with a stolen-I mean, "borrowed"-diary and a delusional belief that she can improve, Aanya records her daily humiliations, ridiculous life lessons, and failed attempts at being normal. Will she ever escape the cringe? (Spoiler: No.) Welcome to The Diary of a Professional Embarrassment, where every day is a new disaster, and the only thing Aanya can do is laugh, cry, and pretend she never meant to do that.

"Freak it"

A crackish short story I wrote based off the comic shown inside. In which during the confrontation between Haru and Sousuke, Haru mistakes Sousuke's advances as romantic attraction. Hinted failed SouHaru and cockblocking.

After the victory of the Winx against the Trix, they lived their lives peacefully and happily in their home realms. But this story is not about the original winx club but instead a new generation. Will this group of young fairies be as good as the old one? and who are they? Let's find out ;))

The guitar is born to sing, to make its way to those loving hands that give it such soulful caress. How you play and sing with your guitar is so beautiful that it touches the soul.

Megan Rosales is an aspiring nurse. Over the past 18 years of her life she has never experienced having a boyfriend because she had other priorities to think of other than men; like for example graduating, become an RN and live outside the country. When her friend Gen invited her to her 18th birthday, Megan didn't know that Gen had her set up with her old crush during high school! How supportive is that for a friend!? Just like a song goes 'Love moves in mysterious ways'. Will she end up with the right guy for her but the real question here is, will he really be THE ONE?

Fallen: welcome to 50 Evil Plans, hosted by m- Mapleshade: you've hosted too many shows, this is mine now! Welcome to 50- Fallen: but Mapleshade: no Mapleshade: Welcome to 50- Fallen: *whispers* failed Mapleshade: -Evil Plans, hosted by the Dark Forest and sometimes featuring evil characters from Born Broken Fourth Wall: *crumples* Shiverfrost: And I basically run the show, but get no credit for it :(

Awesome trailer memories with the squad. If you want to learn the inside jokes behind "the bridge" "I'm Gerard Way Way" "Fanta" and more, read this because it's lit af😂

Anyways I'll try my best to make you smile (or even laugh if possible) for every ask and dare you give to me. Baby: Well, we're dead.. Now bring me to hell. F. Foxy: Lol. I love taking dares. They call me a daredevil F. Freddy: You know no one calls you that.. Right? F. Foxy: .. Yeah ;-; Ballora: At least you love dares :3

My friend on my swimteam asked me to do this. Swimmer struggles, pickup lines, thoughts that only swimmets understand. If you are a swimmer you can most likely relate to all of this. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HI! My name is Cam! I am the Co~wrighter of this book. This is not my wattpad acount but my good friend Wolfperson13 let me help her write this story( it was my idea) i hope you like this book!!(im on swim team) 😁love, Cam the Co~wrighter😁

Ay! So this is just sonething extra for me to do i will try to update my other story. This is just something for me to do when im bored XD

Two best friends show up to pay their respects at a funeral... only to realize halfway through that they don't know the deceased. Or anyone else in the room. Awkward glances, mistaken condolences, and a few near-disasters later, they're stuck trying to escape without becoming the center of attention. A short, hilarious story about how two idiots can turn grief into giggles...by accident.

sis fail crush

Hi! Gawa lang ako ng gawa ng mga story pero walang nagbabasa,kung sino ka mang nagbabasa ka pls vote it ^_^ mag comment ka narin haha! sorry sa mga wrong spelling's and grammars ko! Im 12 Yrs Old only kaya pagpasensyahan niyo na po ako! ~Kirsten1004 ~Kir S Ten

"Shut up, I hate those dresses. But I like car races! It's so much fuuun! Right guys?" Piperielle- (DON'TCALLMETHATWAYYOUGOODAUTHOR :( -P. // Sarry! :* -S.) "Pip" (likes) LOVES denim jeans instead of pastel-colored-girly dresses as the usual teen girl would die for to wear. Her wardrobe is full of almost all sorts of denim pants in unique designs from pockets to dye-prints to threads! (Whoa.) One of her faves is the pricey six-pocket baggy-loose denim pants she found in a boutique during one of her walks. She had even survived resisting pizza in a week just to save enough money to buy the thing. Yep, that's her! :O No one had ever persuaded her to wear different other than her usual outfits-tees with denim pants, sneakers and...a bling-bling? But what would happen if she were to find out that one of her guy classmates has been crushing on her ever since she kept on pissing people off? Will Pip punch him or rather wear a dress for one night? WHAT NOW, YOU PEEP? #TGID #ThatGirlInDenim °•°•° Cover design by ellejaune Copyright © 2016 by ellejaune °•°•°

#KalumGood, Tripping over air, proof of gravity and more

School is messy, friendship drama is endless, and life never comes with a manual. But in the chaos of epic fails, awkward moments, and heartbreaks, there are tiny wins that make it all worth it. Epic Fails & Tiny Wins is a raw, funny, and heartfelt journey through growing up - where mistakes are lessons, and even the smallest victories count.