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I had some on my laptop still

Yeah, I got tagged. And decided to make this.

Wow, I finally got tagged I have been waiting for this moment forever Anywho, here's some stuff about me! ALSO LOOK AT THE ADORABLE SEAL I FOUND FOR THE COVER

All the randomness in our night time texts turned into a talk show. From burritos, to tacos, to Wandavision, to Peter Parker, to Ellie throwing random things across the room, we have a hilarious time and a whole lot of fun. Until it suddenly turns into something a whole lot more. These are not our real names; just ones we made up.

Peter Parker is many things. A nerd, a genius, a kid, a superhero and of course, a wizard. Not the kind of ones one would see in Fantasia or in fairy tales or like Dr Strange, but a real wizard, with a broomstick and a wand and a position at Ilvermorney School of Magic with his best friends, Ned and Michelle. But when thing start growing suspicious after the Dark Mark is seen in the sky, Peter is no longer another wizard roaming around New York. Now, he's a student enrolled at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy. What could possibly go wrong?

Just because Google is not a help sometimes

An innocent face hides a dark beginning. Soft, gentle hands hide the blood that stains them. Friendly eyes hide the fear that They will be found. Mary Fitzpatrick never knew her family. She never knew where she came from. All she knew was that she was a Black Widow. Well screw Dreykov. She was going to make her own path. A path involving a new little brother figure, an awkward, shy scientist, a long-lost sister and a certain director of a secret agency. Oh, and a baby boy. What could possibly go wrong?

Exactly what the title says. Referring to MCU Pete, that is. Also involves my OC, Evie aka Peter's twin, but that's only for some, mainly the Incorrect Quotes because I DO WHAT I WANT SHUT UP LOKI THIS IS MY LINE NOW All rights to Marvel :)

AN ANASTASIA + AVENGERS AU Pyotr Parkov had never known a normal childhood. His early years were full of stealing bread for breakfast, sprinting across the rooftops lining the Nevsky Prospect and dreaming of a life inside the Winter Palace, where Tsar Nicholas and his family lived peacefully. He had never thought that he would ever meet the Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna Romanov, nor ever pictured the two of them running for their lives through St. Petersburg. But the white snow of Russia must soon be stained scarlet with the blood of the Romanovs, and Pyotr finds himself caught in the grasps of civil conflict. What happens when things go off the rails? Will he ever return home and see his mother again? And what of the Romanovs? I DO NOT SUPPORT RUSSIA IN THE CURRENT WAR AGAINST UKRAINE Please keep comments family friendly and kind.

Just your normal, stereotypical, wrong number story. Or is it? This time, it's not accidental. This time, it's... somewhat on purpose. Being what you might call "above average", normal high school science doesn't really work for Peter Parker. The solution? A college-level physics class. ...that Bruce Banner happens to be teaching. But he's not going by his actual name, he's going by a fake name, because he just can't get a break about the whole Hulk thing. And there's no logical way one could know the other's identity, because how often do you meet your online students 'irl'? Life goes on-a very large group chat is created, Peter breaks his leg (he did a flip!), Tony avoids some "non-business" meetings, the Avengers play card games, MJ stalks Flash, Cap swears, Ned is bribed with fudge, Bucky and Natasha fistfight over a game of Uno, Sam reveals he's broke (like Cinderella), and... to be honest? Everything is going really well for Peter, considering he's a stressed-out high schooler doubling as a vigilante superhero. Until a strange yet familiar character appears, just as the shadow of Infinity War is beginning to loom over them, and Peter is forced to fight not only for his life, but half the universe's in the battle of the century. And it all begins with an online class. Started: October 20, 2021 Finished: ON HIATUS. (be back... soon?) #1 in #morganstark as of 11.06.21 #1 in #pepperony as of 11.15.21 #1 in #mayparker as of 11.18.21 #2 in #tonystark as of 12.14.21 #1 in #brucebanner as of 1.06.22 #1 in #ppps as of 1.08.22 #1 in #spideyson as of 2.10.22 #1 in #rhodey as of 2.10.22 Most characters belong to Marvel.

It's the title. If you're still confused, idk what to tell you

A bunch of chaotic one-shots featuring Peter and his amazing yet messy family. Cover credit goes to @BarkleyTheDisnerd

As the title says. Send me a request and I'll get back to you :)

Harry Potter: Boy-Who-Lived, Saviour of the Wizarding World, Defeater of Voldemort. He thought he could finally live in a quiet corner of the world with his few remaining friends and family, but destiny apparently has other plans. After an incident with the Deathly Hallows, Harry is in a whole new world. A whole new time. But if there's one thing Harry's good at, it's adapting. Harry has never been a quitter, and that isn't changing. After accepting that he could never get back, he meets someone destiny has tied him with, no matter what world or time. Add in the Dark Lord Grindelwald, a manipulative but good intentioned Dumbledore, and baby Death Eaters, Harry slowly realises that he can't stay out of a war when his loved ones and home is at stake.

Naruto memes cause why the hell not

Emma is a Gryffindor, in her 5th year. Just your average Hogwarts student. She's definitely not failing, but she isn't top of the class either (though she exels at Arithmancy). She isn't popular, but she also isn't the one everyone picks on. She's a half-blood, has a few close friends, and a loving family, including a muggle mother, a wizard father, a brother who is in his seventh year, and a sister who is in her third year. In her opinion, her life is pretty much perfect. Until, that is, a portal opens, she lands in an entirely different world, and everything gets turned upside down. Riley is 15 and an Avenger. She has been for as long as she can remember. Well, ok maybe not an Avenger, but she's lived with Tony and Pepper almost her entire life. You could always find her helping him building something, while Pepper would try and get them to do something 'productive.' Riley has always wanted to help save people, and so when Tony thought he found the Super Soldier Serum, he gave it to her, knowing it was what she wanted most. Turns out though, it wasn't the serum, but it did give her the power to shoot fireballs! She didn't MEAN to make Doctor Strange open the portal, but he got kinda mad when made a joke that he couldn't actually go to other universes. Well, turns out he can (but it really was just a joke!), and she's in a different one now. Two girls; different universes. Will they become friends, ally's, or enemies? Or, more importantly, will they ever get back home? Or will they be stuck in this world forever? Most of this is ours; the rest of it belongs to Marvel and J.K. Rowling.

After IM3, we never see Harley again until Endgame, at Tony's funeral. This got me thinking. What happened to Harley after he met Tony? Did he stand up to his bully? Did he keep tabs on Tony, on Iron Man? Did he look out of the window of his garage from time to time, wondering whether he would ever see him again? Did he tell his sister all about the adventure he had, how he had gotten to help Tony Stark and defeat the Mandarin? Did he see Tony was missing and wonder if he needed his help again? Did he blip? So, I decided to write some one-shots. Enjoy.

Peter was sitting in his room doing homework when he received a call from someone he didn't expect. It was a wrong number, but they kept on talking anyway. Little did Peter know that this one call could change his life forever. I DON'T OWN MARVEL (though i wish I did... Though that wouldn't end well lol.)

In which we decide if people can get the password

In which I post a chapter every time I want to murder someone.