Exaggerated Stories

A comedic tale of a modern-day dentist clinic called, "Schnitzel Dental Care." It follows the story of Heinkel Schmarotzer and his employee's loony adventures. This is an old work of mine from high school & is a great comedy for those with repressed fears of dentists.

He rejected her, his mate. He didn't want a human mate and even though it was quite rare to have one, he beat the odds. A weak little human would never survive in a world of werewolves. A year later they meet again, only different. When attending a alpha pack meeting, he sees her. She is no longer weak; she has more power. How did this happen? He was certain she was just a human last year. It's impossible to have every type of supernatural blood coursing through your veins without wanting to give into every urge. What happens when he wants her back... Will she accept him or reject him like he did her a year ago?

Please read the first Eminem FanFictions Rant. You won't ragert it. Consists of humor, humor, and more, you guessed it, humor. *Not meant to target anybody specific.

The office chronicles...... Caterina Rogers- a graduate, fresh out of university- a baby in the adult world at 23 years old. She's your average young adult trying to make a living in the working world. She has her life plan set; graduate from high school, check graduate from university with a degree in website design, check get hired at one of the most famous and prestigious I.T companies, check get involved in all the drama, office gossip, marriage affairs, brawls, office riots, department cliques, play family games with your boss, start an office war and do anything but actually work, CHECK!- WAIT WHAT THE FU-?! I guess the office life isn't always a normal 9-5, sitting in an office cubicle all day long. *PS- most of these scenarios and situations are fictional while a few are scenarios that have actual happened. The cover was done by me and the picture was from Pinterest

Hey guys! This is my first book and I hope you like it. It is somewhat based on my life with a few changes here and there. The storyline is real but the characters are fictional. I do not own them. And my updates won't be regular since I am busy with Uni.. so bear with me!

A poem

A life between two worlds, many questions and one katana. „You ice-cold daisy! Then kill me if you can! Come on! ...oh you don't dare!" he laughed dirty. With a graceful hand movement, I swung my katana through the air. The blade of my weapon slipped through his cervical vertebrae like butter. This feeling... it's ...it's so comfortable and soothing. I love it! ⚠️TW⚠️ Violence! Swear words! Sexual content! Drugs! The first chapters are a bit shorter (up to 1000 words). From the 6th chapter it will be more (2000-3500 words) I drew and designed the cover myself. The pictures are from Google/Pinterest, partly from other animes. They are just there to help you visualize the characters bettet.

In which a starstruck boy falls for a girl . He loves her or so he thinks. He wanted nothing more than anything to be with her. He texts her and confesses about his undying love for her. This a story of a boy on his journey to be a man.

I wanted to do something for a very nice teacher of mine, so I created this silly thing! All you need to know to understand this story: she really likes Pluckers.

Have you wondered what it would be like to be in a chat room with Harry, Ginny, Ron and many more in the Harry potter chat rooms. Finally come chat with katiss,prim,gale,peeta,snow and many more in hunger games chat room. Aslo includes a few random chats with the Doctor Who cast. Ever wonder what happens when both the movies get together on chat?!? Well after reading this you will no longer wonder. Finally ask questions to your fav characters from any of the 3 movies and get answers!!! A/N NONE OF THE CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME

Revene is sweet or The birth of a psychopath is a story I wrote for Creativ Writing in English as a teen and it's pretty much just what the title says it is.

A series of exaggerated horror experience I've had.

A collection of short accounts by a young fellow named Bro. He recounts many events in his life which cause him pain, sorrow and discomfort. He is deeply moved by the most simple things in life. But his vanity should not be ignored. Bro is a very immature character who makes a big deal out of nothing, and therefore should never be believed as a reliable narrator, but should rather be mocked as someone who elaborates every little thing. He is not a hero, but he is a kinda weird guy, so that might entice you to read about his insignificant yet amusing journey through everyday life. Please enjoy.

A very short story of humorous content, which may or may not relate to animal owners.

Moments or things that have happened around me! //warning// I will over exaggerate some stories so as to not worry y'all I'll put a warning ⚠️ at the beginning of those chapters! //I will include, every now and again my family, using FAKE NAMES for all of us!//

A rookie agent named Ted fresh from training was ordered to infiltrate a terrorist group to locate their base. This was easier said than done with very exaggerated and very inaccurate things that you will soon find out. Can he complete his mission or die in vain. | (Author note: This is in a world that is similar to ours but in no relation to real-world events. This is just a world where I play god as I decide the fate of the characters.)