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  • everything wrong with football fanfictions. by aussentrist
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    Everything, and I do mean everything. ©fxkmattyhealy
  • Just Hear Me Out by samantha__cali
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    This is just going to be a rant thing.. For when I'm mad and I can't talk to anyone.
  • If They Found Out by Jona_Starnight
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    "That's none of your business." "So what are we gonna do then...?" "Except being total assholes to eachother?" For a school project, Robyn Hill has to work together with Blake Moore, a guy she can't stand. When things tend to get better, his secrets cause problems. Eventually she has to do him a favor that will turn her life upside down.
  • Twenty Four Hours by fangal40_1
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    ⚠️UNDER HEAVY EDITING⚠️ How much do you think your life can change within Twenty Four Hours? ~ Meet Emily Grayson: Funny, smart, sarcastic, pretty, and most especially kind. The best part is that she never gets angry... or is it a bad thing? What happens when she's pushed to do things she's never done before? What happens when lives are on the line and only she can save them? What if even after giving her all she still can't save everybody? Well good questions cause the answers are all ready, but remember, not all good questions have good answers....
  • ��🌈𝐃ᴏ𝐧'𝐭 𝕋𝚎𝐥𝐥 ℳ𝐲 ℳᴏ𝓂 | (;'༎ຶٹ༎ຶ') by holy_jimochi_
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    A book with a little a bit of everything⁂ Btw.... I can't control some of the stuff i write so if you see something dumb. . . ʲᵘˢᵗ ʳᵒˡˡ ʷⁱᵗʰ ⁱᵗ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • This Could Be The End of Everything (REWORKED) by owlswithbutts
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    It's been almost a year since Greg and Wirt returned home from the Unknown. She, too, was returned to her family and had successfully turned everyone back to humans. It's been almost a year and she hasn't stopped thinking about a certain boy who once wore a red cone on his head. And she was going to do something about it.
  • The Pizza Boy  by AshleySmith302
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    One very embarrassing, awkward yet empty girl living life... Nothing changes until she meets him.
  • 𝐅𝐀𝐓 𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐃 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋𝐒 . ₛₚₐₘ by -billiesbby
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    ˋ₊˚. ━ " 𝒇𝒂𝒕-𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒅 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒈𝒐 𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 " ━ 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒎 •༉‧₊˚✧
  • This Could Be The End Of Everything by owlswithbutts
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    It's been almost a year since Greg and Wirt returned home from the Unknown. She too was returned to her family, successfully turning everyone back to humans. It's been almost a year and she hasn't stopped thinking about a certain boy who once wore a red cone on his head. And she was going to do something about it. (Also on Fanfiction.net) [UPDATE 3/3017: WILL BE WORKED ON AGAIN. LINK TO NEW STORY IS ON THE LAST CHAPTER!]
  • Over the Garden Wall Again by NimbleAndTwisted
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    Was it really a dream, or could it be something much, much more? Yes, this is a true OTGW (and infinite eyerolls) fanfic XD Try it out, see if you like it. If you do, keep reading, vote, and comment!! If you don't... Then sorry, I'm not a wizard, I can't make everyone happy C: Basic summary: When the two brothers finally travel back to where it all started, they end up discovering truths about the Unknown, and even some about their own home.
  • Frenzied Fables of the Frantic Fools by SumaiyaAyshee
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    She went to this strict religious school; made the former bullies her best friends; laughed like a baby and acted as dumbly as a stupid. Once u take a step inside her school, u see restrictions here and there, but does the teen heart want to stay locked up in the ribcage? The high school drama begins, once the little teen heart flies away to explore, along with 20 more little hearts of Lakehead. Witness the magic of friendship, love, unity, unknown feelings, hatred and jealousy packed inside one small area of Bangladesh. And at the end, let the Angels win
  • Everything  Was  Fine  Until  Whatever. by DaTumblrGurll
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    La balle me touche violemment dans l'épaule et je m'écrase au sol. J'entends déjà Louis courir vers moi. - " Bah putain, tu fais pas du football pour rien toi. Allez arrête de simuler Dixon" Je me relève difficilement et lui montre mon majeur, je me dirige vers les vestiaires, m'attendant à ce qu'ils soient vides je ne fais pas attention. Après 2 minutes je me retourne afin d'utiliser le miroir et c'est à ce moment que je remarque une blonde. -" C'est toi Sasha ?" me demande-t-elle. J'affirme -" Tu veux quoi ?" -" T'es sensé me montrer l'école je suis nouvelle." Je laisse échapper un petit rire, pas que ça à faire moi. Je lui souris, montre le vestiaire d'un geste de mains et lui dit - " Voici les vestiaires, tu t'en sortiras solo pour le reste" Sur ces mots je quitte les vestiaires.
  • Over the Garden Wall Songs by TakeAGiantStep
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    This is all the Over the Garden Wall songs. I hope you enjoy, and thanks for reading. All the credit goes to Patrick McHale.
  • Utter Nonsense  by da_quackers_squad
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    The squad book duh.
  • Hate  by damnbihufine
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    Just some of my thoughts
  • Cliché by knightedghost
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    I'll say this once. I'll say this twice. I'll say this a million times if I have to. You do not want to be a book character. And I hear the whiny voice of an annoying person asking, why? I'll give you the answer. Maybe it's not so bad for the other sectors but when you're the main character in a book exploding with clichés and written by a writer with an empty space for a brain, let me tell you this one thing. It straight up sucks. Welcome to my life. Cue explosion sounds in the background that represent my life. And yes, I am that dramatic.
  • Dirty Thoughts (Season 1 Completed) by littlemoochi123
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    Aimi isn't really a thing with boys, but the new student, is a burst of 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮.
  • Undercover by SonGoku5748
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    seventeen year old Harry is a spoilt brat from multi-billionaire parents Mr and Mrs Washington. His parents are tired of is attitude and so send him into boarding school for his high school education. Then Harry gets abducted