Fail Stories

Basically where I let out my random energy and things I would like the world to know. CAUTION: Too many intakes of random jokes may result in LAUGHTER :D

I take no credit for feels. And I take no credit for characters unless blatantly stated that they are mine. Without further ado, Random Fandom Stuff. (Okay, some further ado) I solemnly swear I am up to no good. Hi, I'm June. Look, I didn't want to be a halfblood. But there are much worse games to play. Remember, WICKED is good. Mischief Managed. My Characters Anastasia Jackson Lily Crystal Potter (ugh) Maria and Elizabeth Wagner Anastasia Yelton Ace Yelton The oldest Yelton sibling who's name I'm not telling you Leanna Silvers Marina Crystal Jackson (ugh) Darren from the character X reader All those kids who belong to Percy Jackson characters

Nicholas Drake used to be a normal kid living a normal life in a normal world. If you consider living in the magical realm of Altaria normal. And Altaria isn't the only magical thing. So are its inhabitants. So is Nicholas. Suddenly, Nicholas's life is shaken when he and his grandfather are attacked, their house burnt down, only with the news that, ''He is back.'' Together, with his new friends Elizabeth, they must embark on a quest to save Altaria from Zirkon, a dark power that should have been destroyed fifteen years ago. A quest of good, evil, magic, and monsters. A quest to end the Age of Darkness.

James has come up with Team Rocket's newest plan to capture Pikachu. There's no way this one could fail! Right!? It's foolproof, after all! (Two-shot)

WARNING: THIS STORY IS LITERALLY CRAP, AND ITS NOT EVEN POETIC LIKE ITS SUPPOSED TO BE. I MIGHT EDIT IT BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO DO THAT RN. I LOVE ALL THE FANS OF THIS STORY *virtual hug* AND SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO GOT IT TO 1K READS ILY BYE ♥♥♥ NOTE: This story is MOSTLY written in a poem-like form. "You promise?" I whisper. "Absolutely." he replied, and I couldn't have been happier. ab·so·lute·ly ˌ absəˈlo͞otlē/ adverb 1. with no qualification, restriction, or limitation; totally. "she trusted him absolutely" synonyms: completely, totally, utterly, perfectly, entirely, wholly, fully, quite, thoroughly, unreservedly; More Absolutely is just a word. It doesn't have to mean anything. тσ мє ιт мєαηт тнє ωσяℓ∂ BЦƬ I DӨП'Ƭ ƬΉIПΚ IƬ MΣΛПƬ ƬΉΣ ƧΛMΣ ƬΉIПG ƬӨ ΉIM... Meet Mia. Aka queen of messing her own life up, and everyone's. With her new school, new dad, and new job, Mia grows troubled. She doesn't really know how to make friends, but sure knows was it's like to be alone. But then there's Terrance. Who wants to make sure she's not alone.

A poem of failure and sadness.

We all Text, don't we? And we all just LOVE a Great laugh! So, "101 Texts that will make you ROFL" a book, that will be filled with texting Humours, A book, I am SURE you will enjoy. Please read!

a story full of hilarious jokes and cheesy pickup lines! got any suggestions? let me know in the comments! enjoy!

Zayn Malik in a boy band known as One Direction watches a famous Youtuber Leda Muir. And start to talk to each other through Via Twitter, Facebook, Skype. They both start too fall for each other during the whole thing.

The less you reveal, the more people wonder.

Here are some funny autocorrects I got online. I do not own them. Hope you like it!!!

Hey guys I thought I'd talk about some things that happened in my life just like @-Cress- . She made one called thoughts rants and mini stories so make sure to check her's out!

I have no idea what I'm doing with my life

Five Years has passed. Five Years and yet the memories are still fresh and haunting. And I fucking hate it. I have been employed and successful in my new venture now, But in every achievement, there's this unfathomable emptiness. It's like living a life with your past keeps flashing those momentous moments, Having caught him having sex with the person he admits he least like, His hell of a father who sees himself a god of his own fate, His life full of untold mysteries and lies, His undying love for his deceased sister that I held a close resemblance to, And our vague romance that has no closure and full of questions. And after five years, he's back? The moment I saw him enter that room, I am literally swallowed by my emotions, That so called fluttering of butterflies inside your stomach That sting of hatred that I held from that night he run away when I ran after him, The admiration of his recherche physique The intimacy I keep on killing but just can't. And he stood there in front of me. Eyes full of longing and emotions. Maybe this time, Will our love be real?

He is S'ban. She is Bobbie He found her email address on the floor of the creature's classroom. What did he do? Emailed it. Now follow through their hilarious conversation and learn about their oddball friends, and their fascinating lives.

This is about how I tried out of a high school The start to the finish Have fun

Eine Klassisch Failfiction. Aber vielleicht entwickelt sie sich dochnoch, zu etwas ganz besonderem und emotionalen. "Im NoT lIkE oThEr FaIlFiCs!"

Chloe's morning routine on the first day of school. Check out her "Saturday" experience.