Funny Stories

How do you escape a dark, evil forest when you can't see where you're going?

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥇 in ironman 28/5/2026 🥇 in hawkeye 8/6/2026 🥇 in hulk 8/6/2026 🥇 in blackwidow 13/7/2026 🥇 in funny 30/7/2026 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland #6 in scarletwitch Started | December 19th, 2024 Ended | ???

A fairy godmother internship is just what Noelle needs to escape her family's pumpkin business . . . until she starts to question her own happily-ever-after. Perfect for fans of The Princess Diaries or Ella Enchanted! * * * Noelle Simpkins is sick of working for her parents. Sure, her dad runs a booming pumpkin business and her mom's the greatest shoemaker in the land. But pumps and pumpkins get OLD after a while, and she's ready to see more of the world. When she hears about a fairy godmother internship in the city, she jumps on it. The goal? Make sure royal clients get happily-ever-afters . . . all while battling goblins, curing curses, and figuring out how to use a magic wand. Not to mention shutting down a rival godmother and avoiding Kit, a distractingly cute guy who sells pie and keeps turning up. But as exciting as her new gig is, Noelle is surprised when she realizes . . . she kind of misses making shoes and growing pumpkins. Has she gotten closer to her own happily-ever-after, or farther away? And when the glass shoe's on the other foot, can she stay true to her heart? [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]] Cover by Erin Bowman and April Alforque

Running away from their jobs as camp counselors, Ellie and Seb embark on a road trip with unexpected turns en route to their destination - New York. ***** Camp Raukawee was meant to be where Ellie Morrison and Sebastian Lee spent their summer working as camp counselors, but they've had enough. Escaping in the middle of the night, the friends hatch a crazy plan to make their way to New York to visit Ellie's dad, who she hasn't seen since he moved five years ago. Along the way, however, a series of cities and events have the pair not only questioning their individual futures, but wondering what will happen to the growing spark between them as the countdown to adulthood begins. [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

After a tragic accident that completely changes her life, Annie and her twin brother, Austin, are taken in by the Emersons, a family of seven (drop-dead gorgeous) boys. But Annie never expects to fall for one of the boys...let alone two. "A delicious series of twists and turns." - Grace @ HQ ***** Annie Cassidy has always had a simple life. She lives with her mom, dad, and her twin brother, Austin, in Indiana. She's always been close to each of them; a bond nobody could break until one fatal night when Annie's parents are killed in a head-on collision. She and Austin have no other family nearby and are taken under the wing of their father's best friend, Derek Emerson. They move from their small, comfortable hometown in Indiana, to the giant city of Los Angeles, California. Not only are they shocked to find out that the Emersons are rich--but that they also have seven kids. And they're all boys! As Annie begins to settle in, the last thing she expects is to develop feelings for one of the brothers, let alone two. It's safe to say that her new life in LA is about to get a whole lot more complicated. Content warning: mature scenes, depictions of a car crash, and mentions of grief. [[Word count: 60,000 - 70,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

ආදරේ කියන්නෙ ජීවිතේම නූනට.. ජීවත් වෙන්න ආදරේ ඕන...

"යක්කු ආදරේ කරන්න පටන් ගත්තොත් මිනිස්සු පරාදයි වස්තුව...." - මහසෝන් යක්ෂයා (දීර්) -

Mira finds herself stuck in the city of love with Jake, the playboy athlete she can't stand. What she doesn't expect is for major sparks to fly on their 24-hour adventure. But can this newly-found love last beyond the magic of Paris? ***** 24 Hours in Paris is now published as a Paperback & E-book by W by Wattpad Books As a Wattpad reader, you can now access both the Original Edition and the W by Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase (PS: a review on Amazon (and also Goodreads) would be very much appreciated, to help get this POC rom com in front of more readers! All the review page links are on my Wattpad profile page :-) ) In the new Published Edition of the book, the characters of Mira and Jake will be older and wiser co-workers in the corporate world, who miss their flight and get stuck spending an extra 24 hours in Paris. They'll start off annoyed with each other, but you know how the story goes... "Adorably sweet and a brilliant read! It made me feel like I was roaming the streets of Paris without having to leave my couch." - Grace @HQ ***** On the last day of their class's college trip to Paris, Mira and Jake get tangled up in a debacle that causes them to miss their flight home to New York. Which means they're stuck in Paris until the next available flight that's 24 hours away! Mira is witty and a lover of art history and good cheese. Jake, on the other hand, is your All-American frat boy with a killer smile. Translation: they can't stand each other. As they visit places they could never have imagined, Mira and Jake go from mortal enemies to star-crossed lovers with sizzling chemistry. But can their spark last without Paris' cheese and charm to keep it going? [[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]] Cover designed by Ray Gardener

[Highest ranking : #6 in Humor] When Ashley's parents have to leave town for a few months,she is more than happy to stay with her best friend,Kayla.But after a bad fight with her,Ashley is forced to live with Amanda Woods,a friendly girl she barely even knows AND her blockhead of a brother who annoys her to no end.Will Ashley be able to get through three months of living with the asshole?

Anneliese tried her hardest to be outgoing, her empathetic heart guiding her through every encounter. She is a young woman who has struggled finding a safe place to express herself. Often looking for new ways to meet friends, she wouldn't pass the opportunity to chat someone up. Even a stranger at the diner she works at to pass time and support herself. A dedicated man takes to the nativity of Anneliese. He is direct and prefers to keep to himself, but if he has to smooth talk a young woman to get to his end goal, he will. ~ ❀ ~ I can't help but stare at her. Her face, lips, and smile, and her nose. Even her long, curled lashes. "Let's do a butterfly kiss!" She exclaims, pulling my face close suddenly. Kiss? My heart hammers in my chest, my breath hitching. Her small hands hold my face close to hers. It's not very forceful, I could pull away if I wanted to, but I let her have control. Her hands are warm and soft against my jaw. Getting closer, her eyes lashes flutter and I find myself holding my breath. She brushes her lashes to mine, her breath fanning against my lips. Subconsciously, I lean forward, wanting my lips to be on hers. June flutter her lashes, grazing her lashes to mine. Out of nowhere she bursts out in a fit of laughter. I flinch back. Butterfly kiss. That was not a fucking kiss. ~ ❀ ~ #1 cliche 2025 & 2026 #1 sweatheart 2025 #1 opposites 2026 *Warning* Mature themes will be covered (language, actions, etc).

☆A romance between an ambitious girl and the arrogant heir of a celebrity dynasty.☆ 《Nia Bansal - vivacious, outspoken, and endlessly ambitious. With a heart full of dreams and a spirit that refuses to be silenced, she is every bit the extrovert she appears to be. But what the world sees is only a curated glimpse. Beneath her bright smile and carefree laughter lie layers of complexity and secrets she shares with no one. Cheerful yet enigmatic, grounded yet fearless - Nia is, in every sense, a paradox wrapped in beauty and brilliance.》 《Ishan Oberoi, the youngest son of the legendary Darius Oberoi, is the epitome of privilege. Handsome beyond reason, sharp-tongued, and effortlessly arrogant, he moves through life as though it belongs to him - because, quite frankly, most of it does. Whether it's women, wealth, or attention, he never has to ask twice. Yet amidst all the excess, it's her - the one girl unlike any he's ever met - who haunts his thoughts. She's loud where he's silent, kind where he's cold, and real in a world full of masks.》 Two souls. Polar opposites. No reason to collide - and yet, they do. And when they do, sparks don't just fly. They ignite. "Being rich doesn't mean you've faced a single damn hardship, you arrogant punk!" "I'd suggest you learn to control that mouth of yours, sweetheart." "Oh, and I suppose I should take life advice from someone who's never heard the word 'no'? Spare me." "Careful, or I might just find a way to shut you up myself." "Really? And how exactly do you plan on doing that?" He smirks, lazily, eyes glinting. "You... You absolute-!"

Bඩී.. දුම් හරි සැරයි.......!! 🚭 "ඔය දරුවගේ නම......?" "මන් කිරුළ නිරුශ්........." "නෑ නෑ ලොවියෝ අපේ එක්කෙනාගේ නම සුන්තර සුකුමාල උදාර කොලනියේ කැළනි පාලමේ අවලං සුකුමාළියා හෙවත් කැළණි දිගා..." "හරි......" "එහෙමයි......" "උඹට මන්........නැවතියන් බිස්කු කැටේ...!!!!" 🤣 සැ.යු 💢 පෙසර් පෙති බෝතලයක් අරන් වරෙන්..❗ YLM..

Updates every: TUESDAY, THURSDAY and SATURDAY He's not trying to save the world. He's just trying to survive the family reunion. The Drekvröur family recipe for success: white-streaked hair, dragon-taming powers, and a habit of saving the world from total annihilation. Cassidy Drekvröur wants absolutely no part of it. As far as he knows, he isn't powerful, and he'd like to keep it that way. His life goals are simple: unlock his majik, go to a regular school with his blissfully ordinary, normal-haired sister, and master the art of being completely average. Maybe even make a friend for once in his life. Unfortunately for Cassidy, he is the main character. When Cassidy's hidden powers finally awaken, his family swoons for him. Forced into a test of magical strength, Cassidy tries to fail-but fails at failing. Instead, he passes with spectacular, flying colours. Before he knows it, he is swept away to a place where all young witches hope to study: -MARKDJOM-

Callista Black never fit. She carved space for herself anyway, unbothered by the symmetry she ruined. She didn't care who loved her, or who didn't. She loved them all anyway. Loudly. Shamelessly. Confidently. She's the kind of person you would want gone and miss the loudest when they aren't around. Not quite a ball of sunshine. But undeniably a stubborn, aggressively affectionate, moody, and catastrophically clumsy form of entertainment. Callista Black: Daughter of Regulus Black. Tongue of Sirius Black. And a heart that, unfortunately, doesn't know when to stay out of trouble. Including a certain dragon tamer. *cough* Charlie you handsome man *cough* Life was fine, normal even, if you were merciful. Until Sirius Black broke out of prison. Everyone thought it was vengeance. Callista wondered if it was loneliness. The one where Sirius Black meets his niece. "Two Broken Misfits, broken just enough to fit right." [Charlie Weasley × Hufflepuff OC] Because - Dragons, muscles, questionable decisions and whatnot. *Slowburn, btw. Friends to Lovers because apparently I enjoy suffering. _______ The Harry Potter universe belongs to J. K. Rowling. Callista Black is mine. This story is written for fun, so you might as well enjoy it. _______ 1st May, 2026: somehow hit #1 in a few tags (remuslupin, charlieweasley, billweasley?? yeah I don't get it either)

❝𝑻𝒐𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒏 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉. 𝑾𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆?❞ Magic, flying cats, floating books, and a college full of boys. Those are some things you never expected to experience in your whole life-yet here you are. Two people from another world; one magicless, and one "erratic". You're the erratic one. Just who does that ugly ass mirror think it is? Nevertheless, you will have to navigate between trying to find a way back home and taking the place of a therapist at this school. Of course, it wouldn't be easy. You expect it to be difficult. What you were NOT expecting, was an army of simps after you. (Rewrite of my very first fanfic only on wattpad: Twisted Wormhole. (Yes i added 'A' for this title because im uncreative))

හිත් අඩි පැලෙන අධික නිශ්ශබ්ද තාවයට වඩා කන් අඩි පැලෙන දෝංකාරය කොයිතරම් හොදද... ඉතින් පිටතින් නිශ්ශබ්ද අපේ ආදරේ ඇතුලතින් දෝංකාර දෙනවා!!! යුව&අනූ

❛ if we're supposed to convince everyone we're in love, malfoy, perhaps try being slightly more lovable. ❜ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, verity thorn and draco malfoy have spent years in the same friendship group whilst getting on each other's last nerve. they argue, compete, and trade insults like second nature, both far too stubborn to admit they might tolerate each other. but when verity and draco both face the threat of being promised to someone they don't want, they strike a deal: fake a relationship convincing enough to solve both their problems draco malfoy x oc tropes: fake dating, frenemies to lovers to enemies to lovers, slowburn, forced proximity

Aadya Singh is a 23-year-old neurosurgeon in London who knows exactly two things about cricket: 1. Virat Kohli exists. 2. That's it. So when she accidentally destroys a bookshelf in Birmingham and a suspiciously handsome stranger helps her pick the books up, she assumes he's just some random overfriendly guy. Unfortunately for her, he turns out to be Shubman Gill. Now she's stuck dealing with: - an annoyingly charming cricketer - his chaotic teammates - media madness - accidental flirting - and feelings she absolutely did not sign up for. *Edit 1. In #shubmangill (1/6/26) 1. In #abhisheksharma (1/6/26)

Rowan can't leave the house, and Matteo tries his best to stay away from home; but somewhere along the way, they find each other. Rowan Anderson spends every day consumed by anxiety. He was recently diagnosed with agoraphobia and hasn't left the house in forever. Matteo Garcia has a complicated home life to say the least. He's always trying to find a way to scrape together money, while still getting top grades in school and staying on the hockey team. When Rowan tries to find a summer tutor to catch him up on the school he missed, he stumbles upon Matteo. Matteo. The guy in his hockey team. The guy he always used to sneak secret glances at. The guy who is the only person who seems to make him feel safe. The more time they spend together, the more a friendship starts to form. But what happens when feelings -and a long list of other obstacles- get involved? Will they be able to continue their arrangement without any complications? Or will both of them be thrown into spirals so deep that the only people who can get them out, is each other. ******* [NOW COMPLETE]

"ပျာပျာယာယာနဲ့ ဘယ်လိုမိန်းကလေးမှန်းမသိဘူး'' စိုင်းနန်းသခင် "လူကလည်းသူ့လုပ်စားတစ်လောကလုံးထိုင်စားနေရတဲ့ရုပ်နဲ့'' ဆောင်းသဇင်နွယ် တည်တည်ငြိမ်ငြိမ်နဲ့အေးဆေးနေတတ်တဲ့ဆရာဝန်လေးတစ်ယောက်က ဘတ်စကတ်ဘောကစားရင်း သူ့ရဲ့ပုံစံနဲ့လုံးဝကွဲလွဲနေတဲ့ကောင်မလေးကို မြင်သွားတဲ့အခါ.........