Funny Stories

"You left me here alone... can't you see I'm almost blind now?" she said, frustration lacing her voice. Still, no response. "Are you even listening to me? He could be here any time, and I'm not ready yet. What will he say after seeing me like this?" she kept blabbering. She paused, startled by a deep chuckle. Her breath hitched. Wait... why does that laugh sound so manly? She froze the moment she felt a warm breath fan across her face. "Yahi ke kitni pyaari lag rahi hai meri begum," came his husky voice. (That how pretty my wife is looking) "You-u?" she whispered, stunned. She tried to open her eyes, but he gently stopped her. "Don't open them yet. Your eyeliner's still wet," he said. She nodded silently. Goosebumps broke across her skin as she felt him leaning closer, his breath brushing over her eyelids. "W-what a-are you d-doing?" she stammered. "Drying your eyeliner," he replied casually and continued. She squeezed her eyes shut, unable to handle his nearness. (Translated) Ruhana, a spirited final-year student, shares an unbreakable friendship with Zain and Ishu. Life is simple-filled with playful banter, endless arguments with her younger brother, and college adventures. But everything changes when Zayan, Zain's older brother, returns from London. Arrogant, sharp-witted, and annoyingly charming, Zayan instantly gets on Ruhana's nerves. They bicker, they clash, and neither can stand the other. Yet, fate keeps pulling them together in the most unexpected ways. As family ties, hidden truths, and unspoken emotions come into play, Ruhana and Zayan are forced to confront a connection neither of them saw coming. Will their endless rivalry turn into something deeper, or will their stubborn hearts keep them apart? A delightful mix of humor, romance, and heartfelt emotions, Fated Ties is a story of love that unfolds in the most surprising way. Highest ranking ✨ #3 halal #5 muslimlovestory #2 halal #3 muslimlovestory #1 halal #3 childhoodsweethear

වසන්තයක් වී පැමිණෙයි ඔබ💐🍃

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐬 Why didn't you tell me there's a ghost in this apartment?!" she demanded, poking his forehead in frustration. Jungkook flinched slightly, his eyes widening. "Did... did you just touch me?" Juliet frowned. "Uh, yeah? What's wrong with you? Answer my question first!" He let out a sigh, rubbing his forehead. "I've never met someone as dense as you." Her patience was wearing thin. "What are you even talking about?!" Jungkook looked her straight in the eye. "Juliet," he said, his voice low and deliberate. "I AM THE GHOST."

After a tragic accident that completely changes her life, Annie and her twin brother, Austin, are taken in by the Emersons, a family of seven (drop-dead gorgeous) boys. But Annie never expects to fall for one of the boys...let alone two. "A delicious series of twists and turns." - Grace @ HQ ***** Annie Cassidy has always had a simple life. She lives with her mom, dad, and her twin brother, Austin, in Indiana. She's always been close to each of them; a bond nobody could break until one fatal night when Annie's parents are killed in a head-on collision. She and Austin have no other family nearby and are taken under the wing of their father's best friend, Derek Emerson. They move from their small, comfortable hometown in Indiana, to the giant city of Los Angeles, California. Not only are they shocked to find out that the Emersons are rich--but that they also have seven kids. And they're all boys! As Annie begins to settle in, the last thing she expects is to develop feelings for one of the brothers, let alone two. It's safe to say that her new life in LA is about to get a whole lot more complicated. Content warning: mature scenes, depictions of a car crash, and mentions of grief. [[Word count: 60,000 - 70,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

He's popular. I have one friend. He's outgoing. I'm quiet. He has a girlfriend. I'm alone. I'm shy and he's purely arrogant. But they say like forces repel and opposites attract. And we're complete opposites. ════════ "Hello, my name is Juliette Hunter and I think you're an asshole" I said to him, turning my body away so I could, once again, try and grab the book I so desperately needed. "Your turn" I added, after a moment of silence, realising that he was too stunned to speak. His recovery was lightning fast however, as he replied with "Hi Juliette, my name is Levi Knight" He paused, allowing his eyes to roam my body, slowly taking me in from head to toe. I looked him in the eyes, defiant in not allowing him to get to me, as my cheeks began to burn. "And I think you could qualify as one of the most beautiful girls I have ever laid eyes on" he continued smoothly. I couldn't think of a smart remark in response to what he had said so I mumbled a "fuck off" before returning to the bookshelf, I was sure my face turned crimson. "Just out of curiosity," Levi continued, now leaning against the bookshelf. I wasn't going to warn him about the fact that it was slowly tipping over. "You're single right?" I wasn't going to tell him that his assumption offended me either. Instead I replied with "Just out of curiosity" I said in a mocking tone "You're single now too, aren't you?" "You're a feisty one, aren't you?" "You're not gonna leave me alone, are you?" I muttered, attempting once more, to grab the book I so badly needed for English. "You're really hot, you know?" "You're really annoying, you know?"

"හහ් උබ හිතුවද මම උබට දඩුවම් නොකර ඉදි කියලා.උබට මෙ ගෙදර ඉන්න ඕනෙ නම් ගෙදර වැඩ කරපන්.කාලකණ්ණි මූසලයා.උබෙ අම්මත් මැරුනෙ උබෙ තියෙන කාලකණ්ණිකමට"

Mira finds herself stuck in the city of love with Jake, the playboy athlete she can't stand. What she doesn't expect is for major sparks to fly on their 24-hour adventure. But can this newly-found love last beyond the magic of Paris? ***** 24 Hours in Paris is now published as a Paperback & E-book by W by Wattpad Books As a Wattpad reader, you can now access both the Original Edition and the W by Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase (PS: a review on Amazon (and also Goodreads) would be very much appreciated, to help get this POC rom com in front of more readers! All the review page links are on my Wattpad profile page :-) ) In the new Published Edition of the book, the characters of Mira and Jake will be older and wiser co-workers in the corporate world, who miss their flight and get stuck spending an extra 24 hours in Paris. They'll start off annoyed with each other, but you know how the story goes... "Adorably sweet and a brilliant read! It made me feel like I was roaming the streets of Paris without having to leave my couch." - Grace @HQ ***** On the last day of their class's college trip to Paris, Mira and Jake get tangled up in a debacle that causes them to miss their flight home to New York. Which means they're stuck in Paris until the next available flight that's 24 hours away! Mira is witty and a lover of art history and good cheese. Jake, on the other hand, is your All-American frat boy with a killer smile. Translation: they can't stand each other. As they visit places they could never have imagined, Mira and Jake go from mortal enemies to star-crossed lovers with sizzling chemistry. But can their spark last without Paris' cheese and charm to keep it going? [[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]] Cover designed by Ray Gardener

A fairy godmother internship is just what Noelle needs to escape her family's pumpkin business . . . until she starts to question her own happily-ever-after. Perfect for fans of The Princess Diaries or Ella Enchanted! * * * Noelle Simpkins is sick of working for her parents. Sure, her dad runs a booming pumpkin business and her mom's the greatest shoemaker in the land. But pumps and pumpkins get OLD after a while, and she's ready to see more of the world. When she hears about a fairy godmother internship in the city, she jumps on it. The goal? Make sure royal clients get happily-ever-afters . . . all while battling goblins, curing curses, and figuring out how to use a magic wand. Not to mention shutting down a rival godmother and avoiding Kit, a distractingly cute guy who sells pie and keeps turning up. But as exciting as her new gig is, Noelle is surprised when she realizes . . . she kind of misses making shoes and growing pumpkins. Has she gotten closer to her own happily-ever-after, or farther away? And when the glass shoe's on the other foot, can she stay true to her heart? [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]] Cover by Erin Bowman and April Alforque

කවදාවත් මාව දාලා කොහෙවත් යන්න එපා... එදාට මාව සම්පූර්ණයෙන්ම නැතිවෙලා යයි.....💚 _දිනූ_ ~ නැවත ආවෙමි නුඹ සොයා ~ start - 2025/03/10 End - 2025/08/ 09 𝐑𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢...✍️🌻

"I objected. Loudly. At the wrong wedding." A chaotic romantic comedy about time zones and terrible timing. Lola Thompson doesn't crash weddings. She improves them. Usually by accident. She flew across the world to stop her longtime crush from getting married. Instead, she storms into a ceremony, makes history, and goes viral for all the wrong reasons. There's just one microscopic, catastrophic detail. It's not his wedding. Now trapped in a PR nightmare with a man who believes "love sells" better than truth, Lola has to decide whether she's the heroine of this story... or just the punchline. A fast, unhinged romantic comedy about time zones, terrible decisions, and discovering that fate might be aggressively sarcastic. #romance #romcom #romanticcomedy #chicklit #newadult #contemporaryromance #love #drama #comedy #funny #fakedating #fakefiance #enemiestolovers #ceoromance #bossromance #wedding #weddingdrama #weddingcrasher #destinationwedding #publicscandal #viral #socialmedia #slowburn #humor #strongfemalelead

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Running away from their jobs as camp counselors, Ellie and Seb embark on a road trip with unexpected turns en route to their destination - New York. ***** Camp Raukawee was meant to be where Ellie Morrison and Sebastian Lee spent their summer working as camp counselors, but they've had enough. Escaping in the middle of the night, the friends hatch a crazy plan to make their way to New York to visit Ellie's dad, who she hasn't seen since he moved five years ago. Along the way, however, a series of cities and events have the pair not only questioning their individual futures, but wondering what will happen to the growing spark between them as the countdown to adulthood begins. [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

Anneliese is an empathetic, goofy, outgoing young woman who has struggled finding a place to discover herself. Often looking for new ways to meet friends, she wouldn't pass the opportunity to chat someone up. Even a stranger at the diner she works at to pass time and support herself. A dedicated man takes to the nativity of Anneliese. He's direct and prefers to keep to himself. Even an isolated man by choice can't withstand Anneliese's pull. Gravitating towards her, he manages to bring her a sense of comfort to the new beginnings in life. Not all beginnings are as true as they let off. ~ ❀ ~ I can't help but stare at her. Her face, lips, and smile, and her nose. Even her long, curled lashes. "Let's do a butterfly kiss!" She exclaims, pulling my face close suddenly. Kiss? My heart hammers in my chest, my breath hitching. Her small hands hold my face close to hers. It's not very forceful, I could pull away if I wanted to, but I let her have control. Her hands are warm and soft against my jaw. Getting closer, her eyes lashes flutter and I find myself holding my breath. She brushes her lashes to mine, her breath fanning against my lips. Subconsciously, I lean forward, wanting my lips to be on hers. June flutter her lashes, grazing her lashes to mine. Out of nowhere she bursts out in a fit of laughter. I flinch back. Butterfly kiss. That was not a fucking kiss. ~ ❀ ~ #1 cliche 2025 #1 sweatheart 2025 #1 opposites 2026 *Warning* Mature themes will be covered (language, actions, etc).

When a mysterious killer started wiping out the city's prettiest, meanest, most scandalous girls, Eleo thinks she's safe. She's none of those things. She's just a clumsy, overworked college student with zero dating experience. That is, until she does something spectacularly dumb that inevitably put her in his path. Now, instead of living her quiet, peaceful life, she's dealing with: • ‌A ridiculously good-looking serial killer who won't leave her alone. • ‌Death threats that sound suspiciously flirty. And, Eleo's got two options: 1. Find out who the killer is before he "accidentally" falls in love with her. 2. Die. ...And dying sounds 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 inconvenient. 🚨 Not a tutorial. Do NOT attempt.

This is a story of one-sided love. Of waiting. Of silence. This is a story of glances that meant everything- and silences that hurt more than rejection. A story of a girl who loved quietly... and a boy who never noticed. A love triangle that you never regret to read. And also a teasing chaotic friend that will light up your mood ..... 💬 Written with heart, pain, and way too many Emotions. ✍🏼 This story is an original work of fiction, written by me - Anna. All characters, plotlines, dialogues, and emotional damage are mine. Do not copy, translate, repost, or steal. This story is protected. Please respect the effort and creativity behind it. Read. Feel. Cry. But don't claim. Thank you for being here. I hope this story lives in your chest for a little while. - Anna 🤍

කවදාහරි තමන්ගේ වයස වගේ දෙගුණයක් වයස පිරිමි කෙනෙක් ගැන කැමැත්තක් හිතුනොත් , 👀 ඒ වගේම ඒ පිරිමි කෙනා තමන්ගෙ හොදම යාලුවාගේ තනිකඩ තාත්තා උනොත් මොකද කරන්නෙ..... 🤭❤ නිදහසේ කියවන්න පුලුවන් වෙනස්ම කතාවක් වෙයි කියලා මන් හිතනවා......

The chaotic love story built on lies, and almost destroyed by them. ✧ ✧ ✧ "So, you like her for years?" I asked with a low and cracking voice. And here I was back to the square, getting confused about what was happening. "I love her..." He opened his eyes to look at me. Taking a deep breath, he scanned my face with furrowed brows. "You look like her." His voice had clear amusement in it. "What?" This escaped my lips when my mind stopped trying to comprehend what he meant. It was getting very messy to understand. "But I'll always love her." With that, he dozed off. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥. ✧ ✧ ✧ When fate, or one single lie lands her up in her brother's bestfriend's apartment, Preet Randhawa has no other option but to move in with him, become his roommate behind the four walls. But with the photo frames hanging on the wall with their wedding pictures, the marriage certificate lying in a drawer of their wardrobe, the rings in their fingers and their stories on how they got married, the world believes their story. But did they ever marry each other? Nope. Years later, colliding with him in a foreign country couldn't just be fate...or could it? ✧ ✧ ✧ This book can be enjoyed as a standalone.

"𝐎𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫...." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵍᵉᵗᵗⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵉʳ ⁿᵉʷ ᵃˡᵗ ᵘˢᵉʳ ˡᵉᵃᵏᵉᵈ, ʳⁱᵏᵒ⁽ᵃᵏᵃ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ⁾ ˢᵘᵈᵈᵉⁿˡʸ ᵍᵉᵗˢ ᵃᵈᵈᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵃⁿ ⁱⁿˢᵗᵃ ᵍᶜ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃ ᵇᵘⁿᶜʰ ᵒᶠ ᵍᵘʸˢ...ʷʰⁱᶜʰ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ˢⁱᵍⁿᵃˡ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ⁿᵉʷ ᵈᵉˢᵗʳᵘᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿ ʷᵉᵃᵖᵒⁿ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ x - ʀɪᴋᴏ ɪꜱ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ, ʙᴜᴛ ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ʏ/ɴ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ x - ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ/ɪɴꜱᴜʟᴛꜱ....ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪᴅᴋ x - ʏᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛꜱ(?) ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏ ɴꜱꜰᴡ A/N-6/26/25: most parts are going to undergo some reworks so if you want to reread some of your favorite parts in the future, I'll be quick to try and make it to that episode specifically !!!

The very handsome and smart heir of the billionaire company 'Russell Hotels'- Adrien Russell, was generous enough to save a young and beautiful woman from the goons on a stormy night. But little did they know that his kind gesture would change both their lives... For good? Or for bad? What happens when the turn of events lead to an unwanted marriage between the two? How will they survive?

"Want It Back In Blood, And Blood, I'm Gonna Get, And Still, I Pray For Love Instead Of Common Sense." - Mariah The Scientist.