Funny Stories

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥇 in ironman 28/5/2026 🥇 in hawkeye 8/6/2026 🥇 in hulk 8/6/2026 🥇 in blackwidow 13/7/2026 🥇 in funny 30/7/2026 🥇 in scarletwitch 11/9/2026 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland Started | December 19th, 2024 Ended | ???

Y/n L/n is not your average demigod. In fact he probably shouldn't even exist. But that isn't going to stop him from figuring out just who or what exactly he is. Arriving at Camp Half-blood when he was just six years old with his best friend Annabeth Chase and Older brother figure Luke Castellan, Y/n has always known he was special. He is after all the only person he knows that can manipulate fire. Though he needs a special amulet to do so. Now that Y/n was about to turn twelve years old, he's been having these weird dreams. Dreams of a past he doesn't remember, dreams of a girl calling him his lover, dreams of a cloaked man telling him that he will be found soon. Y/n plans to uncover all of these and put a stop to an ancient evil that is threatening to rise again. And it all starts with helping his new best friend, Percy Jackson, return Zeus his Lightning Bolt. Will Y/n succeed? Or will he just be another hero to succumb to defeat and forgotten in the ashes? Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympians nor do I own any characters, aside from Y/n and a few other OCs, all credit goes to Rick Riordan Warning: There is swearing in the book The Lightning Thief ✅ Sea of Monsters ✅ Titans Curse ✅ The Battle of the Labyrinth ✅ The Last Olympian ✍️

Running away from their jobs as camp counselors, Ellie and Seb embark on a road trip with unexpected turns en route to their destination - New York. ***** Camp Raukawee was meant to be where Ellie Morrison and Sebastian Lee spent their summer working as camp counselors, but they've had enough. Escaping in the middle of the night, the friends hatch a crazy plan to make their way to New York to visit Ellie's dad, who she hasn't seen since he moved five years ago. Along the way, however, a series of cities and events have the pair not only questioning their individual futures, but wondering what will happen to the growing spark between them as the countdown to adulthood begins. [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

Mira finds herself stuck in the city of love with Jake, the playboy athlete she can't stand. What she doesn't expect is for major sparks to fly on their 24-hour adventure. But can this newly-found love last beyond the magic of Paris? ***** 24 Hours in Paris is now published as a Paperback & E-book by W by Wattpad Books As a Wattpad reader, you can now access both the Original Edition and the W by Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase (PS: a review on Amazon (and also Goodreads) would be very much appreciated, to help get this POC rom com in front of more readers! All the review page links are on my Wattpad profile page :-) ) In the new Published Edition of the book, the characters of Mira and Jake will be older and wiser co-workers in the corporate world, who miss their flight and get stuck spending an extra 24 hours in Paris. They'll start off annoyed with each other, but you know how the story goes... "Adorably sweet and a brilliant read! It made me feel like I was roaming the streets of Paris without having to leave my couch." - Grace @HQ ***** On the last day of their class's college trip to Paris, Mira and Jake get tangled up in a debacle that causes them to miss their flight home to New York. Which means they're stuck in Paris until the next available flight that's 24 hours away! Mira is witty and a lover of art history and good cheese. Jake, on the other hand, is your All-American frat boy with a killer smile. Translation: they can't stand each other. As they visit places they could never have imagined, Mira and Jake go from mortal enemies to star-crossed lovers with sizzling chemistry. But can their spark last without Paris' cheese and charm to keep it going? [[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]] Cover designed by Ray Gardener

After a tragic accident that completely changes her life, Annie and her twin brother, Austin, are taken in by the Emersons, a family of seven (drop-dead gorgeous) boys. But Annie never expects to fall for one of the boys...let alone two. "A delicious series of twists and turns." - Grace @ HQ ***** Annie Cassidy has always had a simple life. She lives with her mom, dad, and her twin brother, Austin, in Indiana. She's always been close to each of them; a bond nobody could break until one fatal night when Annie's parents are killed in a head-on collision. She and Austin have no other family nearby and are taken under the wing of their father's best friend, Derek Emerson. They move from their small, comfortable hometown in Indiana, to the giant city of Los Angeles, California. Not only are they shocked to find out that the Emersons are rich--but that they also have seven kids. And they're all boys! As Annie begins to settle in, the last thing she expects is to develop feelings for one of the brothers, let alone two. It's safe to say that her new life in LA is about to get a whole lot more complicated. Content warning: mature scenes, depictions of a car crash, and mentions of grief. [[Word count: 60,000 - 70,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

The hilarious story of a man who returned in time and became a 3 month old baby. A story of family ties and love. Best ranks #1 out of 15.4k books in 'Jokes' #1 out of 6.4k books in 'Rebirth' #1 out of 5.9k books in 'Joke' #1 in Kerala #1 in Malayalam #1 in Babytard [For all ages. NO adult content. NO bad words.] The hero gets a second chance at life. But the second chance begins at the time when he was a baby. This is the hilarious story of a baby who has to live through all the breastfeeding and pooping. I died. When I opened my eyes again, I had gone back in time. To my childhood. No. To the days where I was a breastfed baby. It couldn't be more awkward. That's what I thought.

Kim Taehyung, the most feared mafia boss, has never made a mistake in his life-until now. His men were supposed to kidnap the Prime Minister's son... Instead, they kidnapped Jeon Jungkook. A menace. A walking disaster. A problem with legs. Now, Taehyung isn't just dealing with a hostage-he's dealing with a human hurricane who: ✔ Steals his gun to open snack packets. ✔ Becomes besties with his deadliest assassins. ✔ Escapes... only to come back because he "forgot his charger." Returning Jungkook should be easy. So why does Taehyung suddenly not want to let him go?

[a desi college romance] Vijay and Nila have only one thing in common - they take the same bus at the same time everyday. What if this mere commonality steers their life into a whirlpool of uninvited feelings, wholesome conversations and unexpected connections, taking them on a ride they don't recall buying tickets for?

What would you do if you woke to find a door in your room? No, not an ordinary, well-behaved door that stays in the wall where it belongs, but one standing near the side of your bed that leads to another world. That is precisely what happens to Thomas John, a widowed university professor in rain-soaked England. Lured through the door by blue skies and white sand beaches, Thomas has no idea that his newfound paradise will be blown up on Tuesday, or that it will be up to him to stop it, wearing little more than a bathrobe and fuzzy ducky slippers. -------- A humorous sci-fi novel inspired by the works of Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I've enjoyed writing it. **The story is complete!**

"Having a sister is a blessing but maybe some people are not able to understand it" Everything was fine before their parents died, and everything changed. Not because they were dead cause still they were each other's support after that also but one day their faiths changed. Two brothers fell apart from their sister who loved them by her whole heart.nothing but a misunderstanding ruined the love they has for their sister, Aiza. On the other hand there are the cousins who are more like real siblings to them. And in that there's one more sister who the brothers love alot. Seeing the brothers loving there cousin, even though she didn't mind it as she loves her sister too, but still she felt worthless thinking that maybe their love isn't in her faith anymore. what will happen when she gives up on them?what will happen when she gets fed up from their ignorance? will she finally confront them? will she be able to let out her emotions? Get into the book to find out how they'll realise their mistakes and will let out the love they have for her. A family journey with alot of fun,fights and realisations. The urdu/hindi dialogues will not be translated in english, so please don't mind that. Picture's used in this book are not mine,credit goes to the owners,but the story line is mine so kindly do not copy. Enjoy!

Anneliese tried her hardest to be outgoing, her empathetic heart guiding her through every encounter. She is a young woman who has struggled finding a safe place to express herself. Often looking for new ways to meet friends, she wouldn't pass the opportunity to chat someone up. Even a stranger at the diner she works at to pass time and support herself. A dedicated man takes to the nativity of Anneliese. He is direct and prefers to keep to himself, but if he has to smooth talk a young woman to get to his end goal, he will. ~ ❀ ~ I can't help but stare at her. Her face, lips, and smile, and her nose. Even her long, curled lashes. "Let's do a butterfly kiss!" She exclaims, pulling my face close suddenly. Kiss? My heart hammers in my chest, my breath hitching. Her small hands hold my face close to hers. It's not very forceful, I could pull away if I wanted to, but I let her have control. Her hands are warm and soft against my jaw. Getting closer, her eyes lashes flutter and I find myself holding my breath. She brushes her lashes to mine, her breath fanning against my lips. Subconsciously, I lean forward, wanting my lips to be on hers. June flutter her lashes, grazing her lashes to mine. Out of nowhere she bursts out in a fit of laughter. I flinch back. Butterfly kiss. That was not a fucking kiss. ~ ❀ ~ #1 cliche 2025 & 2026 #1 sweatheart 2025 #1 opposites 2026 *Warning* Mature themes will be covered (language, actions, etc).

Book Two in the I Am Not A Prostitute series. Warning: Mature Audiences Only!! -Strong Sexual Content -R-rated language -Adult situation #1 in Fiction on 1/10/23 #2 in Romance on 12/29/20 Book Two in the I Am Not A Prostitute series. *** Summary: "I hope you remember me. I hope you see something that reminds you of me. And I hope you smile and remember the memories we created together. And I hope your throat tightens up, and it finally hits you..." I felt a tear burning down my cheek "You never should have let me go." I slammed the phone down, my breathing was heavy, like someone was standing on my chest. I glanced outside, and stared at the rain that fell in sync with my tears. Come back to me, Sinister. *** Sinister Velkov was the leader of the Russian Mafia, after falling in love with a beautiful girl named Calla, he couldn't keep himself away. They fell in love, and got married. He thought he could protect her from the dangerous life of being a mob bosses wife. But he was wrong, no one is safe from the drugs, guns and death of organized crime. So he sent her away, hoping to keep her safe, promising to never see her again... Loving someone is a sacrifice, you give them the power to destroy you, and that's exactly what they do. Sinister Velkov was the Devil himself, but everyone knows...the Devil was once an angel. COMPLETED

⟡──────────────────── ⟡ 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘/𝐍, 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠, It was survival. Her quirk is a harsh, grinding engine that kept her moving through the streets, protecting her even as it slowly wore her down. 𝐔.𝐀. offers a chance at a normal life, a life away from everything that pained her, a life where she could finally start to learn how to live. But normalcy for someone like her was a fragile illusion.... With every step she takes toward the light, the shadows behind her stretch a little longer; eyes begin to follow, fragments of a buried horror resurface, and the happiness she's building may become the very thing that paints a target on everyone's backs. She wanted to leave the darkness behind, But can she stop it before it takes the people she learned to love? ⟡──────────────────── ⟡ ﹙𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎﹚ ︴𝑨𝒈𝒆𝒅-𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒌𝒊 (17) ︴𝑶𝒃𝒔𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒌𝒊 ︴𝑶𝑷 𝒀/𝑵 - 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔 ︴𝑺𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒈 ︴𝑮𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒕𝒚 𝑨𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒘𝒂 ︴𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒔𝒕 ✦ 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 Originally published on Mon, Sep 15, 2025 Art used in cover belongs to @nxhqt on insta!

Callista Black never fit. She carved space for herself anyway, unbothered by the symmetry she ruined. She didn't care who loved her, or who didn't. She loved them all anyway. Loudly. Shamelessly. Confidently. She's the kind of person you would want gone and miss the loudest when they aren't around. Not quite a ball of sunshine. But undeniably a stubborn, aggressively affectionate, moody, and catastrophically clumsy form of entertainment. Callista Black: Daughter of Regulus Black. Tongue of Sirius Black. And a heart that, unfortunately, doesn't know when to stay out of trouble. Including a certain dragon tamer. *cough* Charlie you handsome man *cough* Life was fine, normal even, if you were merciful. Until Sirius Black broke out of prison. Everyone thought it was vengeance. Callista wondered if it was loneliness. The one where Sirius Black meets his niece. "Two Broken Misfits, broken just enough to fit right." [Charlie Weasley × Hufflepuff OC] Because - Dragons, muscles, questionable decisions and whatnot. *Slowburn, btw. Friends to Lovers because apparently I enjoy suffering. _______ The Harry Potter universe belongs to J. K. Rowling. Callista Black is mine. This story is written for fun, so you might as well enjoy it. _______ 1st May, 2026: somehow hit #1 in a few tags (remuslupin, charlieweasley, billweasley?? yeah I don't get it either)

❛ if we're supposed to convince everyone we're in love, malfoy, perhaps try being slightly more lovable. ❜ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, verity thorn and draco malfoy have spent years in the same friendship group whilst getting on each other's last nerve. they argue, compete, and trade insults like second nature, both far too stubborn to admit they might tolerate each other. but when verity and draco both face the threat of being promised to someone they don't want, they strike a deal: fake a relationship convincing enough to solve both their problems draco malfoy x oc tropes: fake dating, frenemies to lovers to enemies to lovers, slowburn, forced proximity

In this contract marriage, they don't end up in the same bed the very night of their wedding. Instead, HE ASKS HIS WIFE FOR DIVORCE BECAUSE SHE WOULDN'T HELP HIM OUT OF THE WEDDING SHERWANI HE IS STUCK IN. ☆ He is a sunshine-hearted 21 years-old army officer. She is a 19-year-old pregnant college student. 𝐓𝐰𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬. 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠.

" ඔයා පන්තිභාර ටීචර් මං නසරාණි ළමයෙක්.. කවදාවත් බේරෙන්න ලැබෙන්නෙ නෑ මගෙ වදයෙන්.. ඒ නිසා මට නෑ ඔයාගෙ අවධානෙන් අඩුවක්.. මං දුවන්නෙ නෑ, හෙමීට තෝරගන්න දඬුවම්..." සුදු නෙළුමකට පෙම් බැඳපු නසරාණි නිල් මහනෙල් මලක්!! 💙✨️

Two years of secret calls. One long distance love and a plane ticket to a new world. Lilith thought she was surprising her boyfriend for their anniversary. Instead, she walked right into a betrayal she never saw coming. Stranded in a country she doesn't know and miles away from her home, Lilith is forced to survive on her own. But when she runs into a man who is as grumpy as he is mysterious, she realizes that sometimes, getting lost is the only way to be found. Tropes in this story:- - Grumpy×sunshine -green flag male and female lead - age gap -he falls first and harder

She swears she hates him. He's convinced he hates her more. But when secrets, lies, and late-night whispers begin to blur the line between enemies and something they wouldn't even consider, neither of them is ready for what's coming. *** Aliana is loud, impulsive, and dangerously unpredictable. She lies when she's scared, smiles when she's breaking, and keeps everyone away with her endless sarcasm and sharp tongue. She doesn't need anyone. Especially not him. Ali is silent storms and cold stares. The boy with the bad reputation, a past no one talks about, and a temper that makes people flinch. He wants nothing to do with drama, especially when it wears red lipstick and calls him names. They can't stand each other. So why do they keep ending up alone in the same room? Why does every fight feel like foreplay? And why does hating him hurt more than it should? ~~~~~~ He kisses me, again and again, raw and consuming, and then pulls away; I can feel his green eyes piercing my soul. "What you told me last time, say it again," he whimpers breathlessly. "What?" I manage to ask, confused, and reel him in again for another kiss. He pulls back again, his breath hot against my skin. "That you hate me, tell me that you hate me." "I hate you," I tell him almost instantly, the lie burning on my tongue. He kisses me harder and more hungrily, and the words slip out again from my tongue: "I hate you. I hate you. I hate you." His murmurs deepen into groans, and at this exact moment, I ask myself how I'm still standing, still breathing, still present. ~~~~~~

💛"မိန်းမ မယူဘူးလို့ ဆုံးဖြတ်ထားတာဘဲကွာ ပုပ္ပါးသူချာတိတ်လေးနဲ့မှ စျာန်လျှောရတော့တာဘဲ " "အစက သူက ခါခါ့ကို လုံးဝကြည့်မရဘူးလေ ​အမြင်ကတ်တာတအားဘဲတဲ့ နောက်တော့ အခါလေးရယ် ကြည့်လို့ကိုမဝဘူး ဖြစ်ပါလေရော.....ဒီကချစ်စရာ​ကောင်းတဲ့ပုပ္ပါးသူလေးကို မြို့ကြီးသား ဘယ်ရှောင်နိုင်ပါ့မလဲနော်"💛