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[Highest Ranking #1 in Non-Fiction] Archived Stories are collection of short stories which will make you cry, laugh, cringe, sigh, chuckle, grin, facepalm, blush etc etc. Note: I do not own most of the stories so credits to the owner.

Ok, so I'm just ranting about things that I think are dumb about fanfics, mine are dumb too but these are careless mistakes. I'm only trying to make ppl laugh, don't take it serious lmao

These pick up lines are the perfect thing to get any human to facepalm! (Trust me guys I know =^=) So step inside and join the facepalming club!

En esta historia veras momazos, memes, un poco de todo, te reirás tan fuerte que tu mama te va a dar con la chancla 123456765432123456789 Como no leiste eso completo, ahora me sigues, votas, comentas y lo añades a tu lista de lectura. MADURAR ES PARA FRUTAS Es mi 1era historia, así que HELP ME prros. Portada hecha por mua xd Banners por su servilleta xd

Where as most stories begin with tales of the ancient days, stories long forgotten and filled with wonderful myths... this isn't one of those. This is a story about 2 brothers, a nerd, a boy who doesn't know who his father is, and a valley chick who believes that "cage free lettuce" exists. While yes, there moments excitement and suspense, this is a real life story. One not based on leaping tall buildings in single bounds, running faster than light or having a particular garment that contains obscene amounts of gadgetry what almost holds up your pants. What you are about to read isn't filled with delusions of grandeur. It's filled with moments that will bring a singular word to mind; "same'. For these characters will not just be remembered for their epic successes, but the copious amounts of hilarious blunders.

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Just stupid things I do that you may get a laugh out of or completely face palm. Rants and words of advice. Basically just a bunch of random things from Lyndsey (why the heckity deckity am I talking in third person) that you may or may not like.

One shots created by the author. Cause that's the only thing that he can write... one shots. Full of weird and out of this world thoughts.

So this will just be a collection of tweets that people have posted that are not the smartest. I don't know if this is something that you guys are interested in so comment and let me know if you like it and if you have any tweets or posts from anywhere feel free to send me a message and share them with me. Y'all know the drill: VOTE COMMENT MESSAGE ME IDEAS/POSTS YOU WANT TO BE INCLUDED **And again...none of these tweets belong to me**

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ 안녕하세요! ♥ It's me Sof! What's included in this book: ᴛᴀɢꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ɪᴅᴇᴀꜱ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʀᴇᴠᴇᴀʟ (?) ᴘᴏᴇᴍꜱ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɴᴏɴ-ʙᴛꜱ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴘᴏꜱᴛꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ꜱᴄʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ʙɪᴀꜱᴇꜱ! I hope you all enjoy :3 ▁ ▂ ▄ ▅ ▆ ▇ █ 🎀 𝒷𝓎𝑒 𝒷𝓎𝑒 🎀 █ ▇ ▆ ▅ ▄ ▂ ▁

BALLS

If you are crazy than this is the book for you. (But you might not want to try the experiments out at home...)

I'm sorry if this is humiliating, but it had to be done.

This story includes mine and others awkward moments and some are just made up

Title says it all

Random shit that gets said periodically. Do not judge//!! ((Real names not used))

xFaceplamx

My face is a book