Facepalm Stories

Die meiner Meinung nach schlimmsten Wattpad fails und meine Kommentare dazu. Lol.

Some questions tomboys are tired of hearing. S' gonna be really short.

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ 안녕하세요! ♥ It's me Sof! What's included in this book: ᴛᴀɢꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ɪᴅᴇᴀꜱ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʀᴇᴠᴇᴀʟ (?) ᴘᴏᴇᴍꜱ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɴᴏɴ-ʙᴛꜱ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴘᴏꜱᴛꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ꜱᴄʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ʙɪᴀꜱᴇꜱ! I hope you all enjoy :3 ▁ ▂ ▄ ▅ ▆ ▇ █ 🎀 𝒷𝓎𝑒 𝒷𝓎𝑒 🎀 █ ▇ ▆ ▅ ▄ ▂ ▁

wanna pass some time I'm gonna post a question a day just simple questions <3 if the art is yours and you don't want it here ill remove it no questions asked.

Just some stories about me

Where as most stories begin with tales of the ancient days, stories long forgotten and filled with wonderful myths... this isn't one of those. This is a story about 2 brothers, a nerd, a boy who doesn't know who his father is, and a valley chick who believes that "cage free lettuce" exists. While yes, there moments excitement and suspense, this is a real life story. One not based on leaping tall buildings in single bounds, running faster than light or having a particular garment that contains obscene amounts of gadgetry what almost holds up your pants. What you are about to read isn't filled with delusions of grandeur. It's filled with moments that will bring a singular word to mind; "same'. For these characters will not just be remembered for their epic successes, but the copious amounts of hilarious blunders.

If you're ready to cringe, you're in the right place. Silly stories, awkward and embarrassing moments I endure every day, crazy thoughts or realizations I have, rants and of course, I will tell my own jokes so don't copy any of what I write; it is plagiarism and it is illegal. Taking my jokes siriusly. Enjoy. 😊

She's perfect. She's beautiful. She's talented, but all the while she is hated. Welcome to the day-to-day life of Mary Jade Sue. When Mary Sue's family and her best friend Justin both move to a new town, and therefore a new school, she finds herself surrounded by hot suitors and the cheerleading queen of the school, a popular, pink-loving blonde named Whitney, who takes a bad liking to Mary, all happening as her grieving family begins to fall apart. Mary Sue. She's nothing short of perfect.

Wer kein Spaß versteht, da ist die Tür -›

The title says it all.

Fear. That is what sets people apart from being a hero or being a villain. You are only a villain because of fear, you could never have become a hero. You disgusted yourself and everyone around you... until someone looked at you with curiosity...

Everyone hates the clichés. The overpowered, invincible, super-gorgeous, super-kind, super-awesome OC that falls in love with everyone and is an absolute, definite Mary Sue/Stu. They have a perfect story and everybody loves them (except the mean-old-bad-guy that the OC valiantly defeats.) Well, how about I show you what NOT TO DO in your MARVEL Fanfiction?

Scince Fwee and I, Lawnmower, know each other IRL we have some amazing moments together.......

If you are crazy than this is the book for you. (But you might not want to try the experiments out at home...)

A twisted and satirical tale on an evil(more like idiotic, but don't tell anyone I said that)villain with an online-bought doctorate, a bunch of onesies, and spitballs. Just saying, it's a complete waste of time.