Facepalm Stories

A/N: My apologies, I have lost interest to continue writing this one "Will you answer my question?" "Cross..." "Promise me... I'll still see you truly be happy." •~•~•~• Cross and Dream are about to tell their secret relationship they have until all things had turned upside down. Dream struggled to keep his promise to Cross ever since the incident happened. The pain in his soul keeps growing and growing every minute. Everyone tried to help Dream, but Dream, himself, isolates and just wanted to be alone. Anger and hate had filled inside of him. What will become of him? Wonder what will happen?~ ⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅ •~•~•~• Cover: Made by me but idea ain't mine. :3

Ok, so I'm just ranting about things that I think are dumb about fanfics, mine are dumb too but these are careless mistakes. I'm only trying to make ppl laugh, don't take it serious lmao

We all have that one friend that makes us want to face palm all the time.... *cough* @EnderMeshi*cough cough* We've all seen that one post that makes you want to face palm *cough* THE entire internet*cough cough* Well, here's a collection of things to make you face palm! Your faces are gonna hurt after this, people. (Or just your for head if you wear glasses) ALL OF THESE ARE TAKEN FOR BUZZFEED, MY BRAIN, AND MY STUPID FRIENDS! Feel free to submit moments!

Random shit that gets said periodically. Do not judge//!! ((Real names not used))

Kaycee, a young woman, who has never felt a certain way about anyone. What could this newfound feeling be? It's only after a certain boy crosses paths with her, a boy who had started off as something she hated, an assassin. However, this boy is not just any boy, he is none other than the loyal, albino, Killua Zoldyck. Only, what's weirder is that he's never felt this way about another person either. Somehow they will find themselves being the push and pull, but will they both push each other away,or will they pull to hard together suffocating each other? Maybe they will be a perfect balance of push and pull, could be a twist.You tell me.

Prepare yourself for the cringe.

Just some chats and FB updates between characters from SOTUS

If you're ready to cringe, you're in the right place. Silly stories, awkward and embarrassing moments I endure every day, crazy thoughts or realizations I have, rants and of course, I will tell my own jokes so don't copy any of what I write; it is plagiarism and it is illegal. Taking my jokes siriusly. Enjoy. 😊

Dedicated to Pusheenicorn06 and fancypusheencat318. Piper and Samirah are twins. Though they're like, complete opposites... DO NOT JUDGE. THIS WAS WRITTEN BY ALMOST 11-YEAR-OLDS. BEWARE. THERE WILL BE NO UPDATES BECAUSE I DO NOT FEEL THE NEED TO WRITE THIS STORY. i WILL SOON TAKE IT DOWN.

Hi! Erm... This is basically a collection of awkward moments.

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People text, and they fail. This book will show you texting fails. Hope you enjoy! ?

𝘙𝘢𝘷𝘪 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘣𝘺 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘵, 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘺 "Wait we can't sleep together? I thought it was in the contract?" "I'm dancing slow because you don't know what the word stop means!" "Maybe if you tried hard enough you'd actually get a win," "I would, but my dick is to big,"

I'LL EXPLAIN IN THE STORY :DD

Hey I got a new account so yeah this is part two of my previous edit book mistakes

I made these puns with my own ideas, they are not that punny like what you've expected, but I hope they give you facepalm FACEPALM FTW ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and I like Lizzaa