Facepalm Geschichten

Mary Sues are some of the most hated creatures on Wattpad, or any other story-sharing website out there, but what is it that makes them so bad? Get ready to laugh, facepalm, and just plain cringe at these slightly exaggerated examples of Mary Sues, and also some real ones I've picked up along the way!

...whateva

Die meiner Meinung nach schlimmsten Wattpad fails und meine Kommentare dazu. Lol.

"You wouldn’t respect me if you heard the typewriter chatter tap tap Tapping through my mind at night The same stupid tape loop of old sitcom dialogue and tattered memories of a girl I got to grind on in high school Filed carefully on rice paper My heart is a colored pencil But my brain is an eraser" ~Watsky

Prepare yourself for the cringe.

Yeah.. Read the title

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ 안녕하세요! ♥ It's me Sof! What's included in this book: ᴛᴀɢꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ɪᴅᴇᴀꜱ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʀᴇᴠᴇᴀʟ (?) ᴘᴏᴇᴍꜱ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɴᴏɴ-ʙᴛꜱ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴘᴏꜱᴛꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ꜱᴄʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ʙɪᴀꜱᴇꜱ! I hope you all enjoy :3 ▁ ▂ ▄ ▅ ▆ ▇ █ 🎀 𝒷𝓎𝑒 𝒷𝓎𝑒 🎀 █ ▇ ▆ ▅ ▄ ▂ ▁

Where as most stories begin with tales of the ancient days, stories long forgotten and filled with wonderful myths... this isn't one of those. This is a story about 2 brothers, a nerd, a boy who doesn't know who his father is, and a valley chick who believes that "cage free lettuce" exists. While yes, there moments excitement and suspense, this is a real life story. One not based on leaping tall buildings in single bounds, running faster than light or having a particular garment that contains obscene amounts of gadgetry what almost holds up your pants. What you are about to read isn't filled with delusions of grandeur. It's filled with moments that will bring a singular word to mind; "same'. For these characters will not just be remembered for their epic successes, but the copious amounts of hilarious blunders.

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I made these puns with my own ideas, they are not that punny like what you've expected, but I hope they give you facepalm FACEPALM FTW ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and I like Lizzaa

Title explains it all

RUN! JUST RUN WHILE YOU CAN! Oh, you're staying? Ok. You are responsible for whatever happens to you from now on. Yes, because I'm not your nanny ;) If you're waiting for a description, stop wasting your time. Really. Look, even I don't know what's this book about. I can be very crazy and random when overthinking.... Sure you wanna stay? Then please keep your hands inside the vehicle. Put your sit belt on and remember your puke bag is under your sit. We're going on a ride.

Life is full of ups and downs,hustles and bustles. It is therefore a blessing and good medicine to observe the funny happenings around us. "You see,but you do not observe" -SH Here is the funny stuff I observe day to day.Both the funny-laughables and the funny-not-so-laughables. Tickle or be tickled. XD