Facepalm Stories

Die meiner Meinung nach schlimmsten Wattpad fails und meine Kommentare dazu. Lol.

Ok, so I'm just ranting about things that I think are dumb about fanfics, mine are dumb too but these are careless mistakes. I'm only trying to make ppl laugh, don't take it serious lmao

Facepalm ~ A gesture in which you slap your hand against your face in times of shame, woe, disgust, or baffled at something stupid and idiotic someone said or did. *****

lol yolo i am hanji

I'm not funny

These are just some moments that happen to me that I think are funny, embarrassing or just worth writing about so I hope you like the situations I get in to! Also includes some rants for when I need to let off steam!

En esta historia veras momazos, memes, un poco de todo, te reirás tan fuerte que tu mama te va a dar con la chancla 123456765432123456789 Como no leiste eso completo, ahora me sigues, votas, comentas y lo añades a tu lista de lectura. MADURAR ES PARA FRUTAS Es mi 1era historia, así que HELP ME prros. Portada hecha por mua xd Banners por su servilleta xd

-help- This is cuteness.... - just a some Love and War one-shots....- Stay Neko my kitties!!

idk

My first rant!Yayyyy

xFaceplamx

Everything you knew was a lie... In this book I will be explaining concepts from an expert's point of view. You have been warned... O_o

"Ash...mi sta venendo voglia di mondo di Patty." "Sai Michael anche a me." *accendono la radio*-*mettono las divinas*-*ballano* Guarda il video di "Las Divinas" Traduzione di Las Divinas Nadie pasa de esta esquina aquí mandan las divinas porque somos gasolina gasolina de verdad. *Assoli* Todos saben quién manda en este school porque nosotras somos gente cool gente que siente, con sangre caliente que quiere hacerse oir sea como sea, aquí no entran feas pa, que lo veas, te voy a mostrar mira esa fea, aquella otra fea aquí no pueden entrar. *michael twerka* Nadie pasa de esta esquina aquí mandan las divinas porque somos gasolina gasolina de verdad. *saltano sul tavolo* Nosotras bailamos bien you know? dance, dance y mucho dance lo que pide tu corazón your heart, your heart, a tí te vamos a dar. Las divinas, las divinas, brillan, brillan, como stars fuera feas, fuera feas, para ustedes no hay lugar. *prendono le posate e le usano come microfono* Nadie pasa de esta esquina aquí mandan las divinas porque somos gasolina gasolina de verdad. Nadie pasa de esta esquina aquí mandan las divinas porque somos gasolina gasolina de verdad *twerkano* Nadie pasa de esta esquina aquí mandan las divinas porque somos gasolina gasolina de verdad Nadie pasa de esta esquina aquí mandan las divinas porque somos gasolina gasolina de verdad Nadie pasa de esta esquina aquí mandan las divinas porque somos gasolina gasolina de verdad *mossa finale da sassy* *entra luke* "Ma wtf?" *entra Calum con un kilo di gelato in mano* "但你在做什麼"

This is a mostly true story of me and my girlfriend lina.

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[Highest Ranking #1 in Non-Fiction] Archived Stories are collection of short stories which will make you cry, laugh, cringe, sigh, chuckle, grin, facepalm, blush etc etc. Note: I do not own most of the stories so credits to the owner.