Fail Stories

{sequel to unexpected} Harry, Handsome, Heavenly, and maybe even a bit hated now a days. Ever since leaving Sophie home with two little darlings, he's gone in some kind of phase. Sophie? She's home alone, painfully enduring the problems of magazines reporting he's been cheating, Liam simply ignoring her, and the new neighbor named Taylor that is trying every way to get her attention. Not to mention, Daniel's fiance hates her, and is showing it in more than a few ways. The happy couple doesn't seem so happy anymore, instead they seem lost and torn. Sophie doesn't know if she can take it anymore, she doesn't know anymore if Harry is committed. Especially since the pictures in that one magazine, of Harry and a hot blond kissing at a club. Perfect, that's what they had. Now, she's not too sure.

Percy anabeth will niko piper hazel leo jazon und frank werden von ciron auf eine magischule geschikt wo sie einen gewisen hary potter beschüzen sollen. Der Inhalt dieses Buches sowie Grammatik, Rechtschreibung und Logik sind nur sarkastisch gemeint, damit ich mein Buch wie eine Fail-Fiction korrigieren und kommentieren kann. Und eigentlich hasse ich Dramione! Falls jemand diese Geschichte in einem Failbuch vorkommen lassen will, ist das vollkommen in Ordnung, solange erwähnt wird, dass das nur eine Parodie ist.

"I guess this is called....a Mission Failed" "Wait wha-" *Bang*

Ok, so I made this very cringey story when I was 12 and I decided to upload it, I don't know why but at the time I thought I was the best author in this world when I made this. I've written it on a piece of paper and I'm going to put it here + all the mistakes I've made so you can cringe your ass off. Have fun. (Btw cover is made by me, kill me)

When 14 year old Evly moves neighbourhoods and to a new school, she always messes up when she wants to do something big to impress everyone. She is made fun of and is the least popular kid in school.

LOVER FOOL NIGHTMARE HERE BACK TO YOU

Harper Van Der Beek has always been horrid at English, but this year is different. Her teacher won't pass her just because she's a "sweet, caring girl" like the teachers before had done. He's out for blood and that only means one thing. A tutor. Enter Oaklen Whitmore, the baddest but smartest boy at Harper's school. After getting arrested for his sixth DUI this year, he's got everything taken away so the judge decides for him to tutor. What happens when you put an anal, over-thinker Oaklen with a free, artsy Harper? Crazy, but interesting memories that will surely warm hearts.

Anything can happen on Facebook. What do you think people will say if you accidentally, yet willingly, offer your sexual favors out to them? How would you feel if your best friend posted a picture of your favorite panties? Parents commenting on inappropriate statuses? How would you feel if your friends hacked your profile and put a very unsuitable status? What about liking random pages that make people go, "Are you nuts?" Anything can happen on Facebook. Here's what I think could happen. This is formatted the way Facebook is formatted.

Here are some of my poems i hope you like them im not that good of a writer but i am getting better

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I have tons of poems in this group, and i hope you can connect with any of them :) enjoy!

"She had a collection of little black hearts, one for each time she saw love fail."