Fails Stories

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Ich hatte früher wohl zu viel Zeit und einen Hauch übertriebene Kreativität. Heute habe ich einen Ordner voller Geschichten die sowohl einzigartig, als auch... einzigartig sind. Zeit sie vorsichtig zu inspizieren und brutal auseinanderzunehmen. (Alle Kapitel, die in diesem Buch sind, sind auch in meinem Wattpad Fail Buch. Ich dachte nur es wäre schön ein weiteres, separates Buch, nur von meinen eigenen, alten Geschichten zu haben, da es doch... füllender ist, als ich zuerst dachte.)

Its the connection we can't explain all i asked for is someone who i can trust and love and live together with and grow old together .

Just me as a dumb 5th grader...

This is part two of TeenLifeStyle's Magazine May's Issue: Mother's Day Invasion. Part two will include.... Advice by the lovely @Cressalli on if you forgot about Mother's Day. Inspirational Quotes: Inspiring Quotes from and to Mothers on this very special day. Songs and pictures that is related to Mother's Day, including 'The Perfect Fan' by Backstreet Boys. Exclusive Interview: @speshk1234 And so much more, can't wait to see you there!

This story tells us How Meghan find her Love of her life and her fails! This book is a romantic comedy

Just some random texting fails... Vote for your favorites!!

"Are you sure you didn't do it on purpose?" "100% positive" "You sure" "Yes, it was a mistake" "Mistake?" Sighing he laughs while shaking his head. "Not really"

"If all else fails... we can runaway together."

My tips I'm not a beauty genius This will Be makeup and other beauty products And hauls Updated when I want Probably gonna have makeup memes I'm nota girly girl this is just fun I'm actually tomboy/hipster This book might as well be a joke But this might have useful tips.... You tell the diffrence

This story is about my life when I first got my Dirt Bike a couple of months ago. I will tell you everything, from the falls to the fun bonfires and laughs and the cries. Because I got my bike recently, the book will take time to write.

Since it's about time I 'wrote' a book about me and my personal life, I decided that there's more information on the things I fail at and accidentally do/say rather than things on my success (since no one wants to hear about that). So here you go: literally everything from this point on that is goes terribly wrong. And funny at the same time. (Hopefully you can relate to some of them) **NEW BOOK HAS BEEN MADE FOR THIS, CURRENTLY DORMANT/NOT BEING UPDATED**

Something that happens everyday in my life, kind of my journal....

IF YOU TAG ME THEN NO ONE WILL GET TAGGED CAUSE I DON'T KNOW ANYONE. Forever alone ;-; YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYSJSUYAYAYA I didn't make that awesome cover I found it on Imgur SOME AWESOME DUDE OUT THERE DID THAT, CREDIT TO YOU. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYSYSYAYAYAYAYASYASYA welcome to my book! Why are you reading this still? This is some random book because I made it when I was bored. Nothing is normal when I'm bored. So here, you can blab about shipping unless it's my NOTP frisk X Chara or I'll kill you :D You can also tag me if you want but I have no one to tag because I'm forever alone. I tagged the two peeps IK so.... I don't wanna again, that's weird. So blah blah blah blah blah. Loooonnnngggg description. So this is gonna have undertale junk. Yup. Okay, BAIIIIIIIIIIIII UAYAYAYYAYAAYYAAYAYAYAYAYAYSAUSYYAY

If you re feeling down and need a pick me up or just need to get away I am writing this book for you. This book is going to take you through my life with all the embarraising moments and failed choices. A friend asked me to write this because apaprently my life is hilarious. Therefore, if you want to feel better about your life or just need to know you are not alone this is for you.

A Teenager named Victoria McCoy is a new girl In school. She came to school with the newest fashion clothes of their time. And gets meet by 4 girls named imuniqeimsofine jackson, Jacquinsesofine jackson, Summerfallwinterspring swimwear, and last but not least jackbuttmudflap mcbutthole. So then Victoria then gets ask to join their popularity group. Victoria turns down the ( dumbed named girls) girls buy saying sorry but I'm with the nerds.What will happen to Victory for declineing the popular girls.

My stupid txt fails XD