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Random texting fails that I find :P

Hey there.

Annoying parts of the common fanfiction. We all are thinking the same thing about them... At least I think we all do I'm not really sure what you think... I can't read minds... Unfortunately. Don't take it all too seriously. Just don't.

Since it's about time I 'wrote' a book about me and my personal life, I decided that there's more information on the things I fail at and accidentally do/say rather than things on my success (since no one wants to hear about that). So here you go: literally everything from this point on that is goes terribly wrong. And funny at the same time. (Hopefully you can relate to some of them) **NEW BOOK HAS BEEN MADE FOR THIS, CURRENTLY DORMANT/NOT BEING UPDATED**

❝I know these are cheesy but I feel grate.❞ (pun totally intended) Here are some cheesiest, lamest and funniest pick-up lines. #56 in humor on 07/05 #78 in humor on 28/03 & 1/04

Ohh,this is gonna be scary my people.What will the translation do?

So.... Our band director would put these on his smart board every school morning.

de·fen·es·tra·tion dēˌfenəˈstrāSHən noun the action of throwing someone or something out of a window. my collection of art that sprouts many feelings and emotions ✧✧✧ "The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance." -Aristotle ✧✧✧ previously known as 'cats can't draw' cover creds to me :3

This a project made by every member of thedarkbattalion. This story is about the back stories of each of our main ocs. These are our main ocs. Each of us will be writing a POV of our main ocs Ash_The_Dash: Ash Bittersweet-darkness:Blank Nick142:Hajime SkywalkerEmpire: Syber Jeremy happiness: Jeremy (Any new members would be featured at the later chapters) There is a new addition to the crew and his name is Griff. The person who would be writing this POV would be Bittersweet-darkness. Storyline: Ash,Blank,Syber,Jeremy,Griff and Hajime are one of the subjects choosen to be part of a project funded by the government, Project Reclamation. Ash,Blank,Hajime and Griff are of the many children of Block A which has children with the powers of mythical beings. Syber on the other hand is from Block B which has children who are half-robots. Jeremy is also supposed to be a child from Block A but his powers were never able to be released so he is used as a training dummy is Block B I would only give you the core information, this world that we make will be explored by you firsthand. We do not want to have any spoilers do we? Welcome to Project Reclamation.

Funny texts found on the internet. Mostly not mine unless I'm in a really creative mood.

i was just super duper bored~ so i always scrible in school so.. wanna see it~? it maybe ugly and is full of fails.. but.. why not~?

These are funny experiences I have from playing Overwatch. Sometimes it'll be funny kill cams (I have a lot of those)

The title says it all -3-

Just some random texting fails... Vote for your favorites!!

Fails,jokes,and even more fails!!!!!!!!

Trash traSH/ noun 1. NORTH AMERICAN This art work synonyms: garbage, refuse, waste, litter, junk, debris, detritus, rubbish "the subway entrance was blocked with trash" 2. NORTH AMERICAN This book in general synonyms : garbage, disgusting, litter, waste, rubbish verb 1. NORTH AMERICAN informal What I'm doing with my life at this point "I'm trashing my life up" synonyms: wreck, ruin, destroy, wreak havoc on, devastate Art trades, style switches, and requests are always open

Just random stuff I have on my phone. :P None of this is mine and please don't take them seriously!

Here are some school moments, that many of us experience Awkward ones Angry ones Sad ones Funny ones All the ones

Okay so these are some text fails. Some are personal. I'll let you guys know which aren't mine.