Fantasycomedy Stories

Joe Bones was living a simple life in Bloxwich with a stepdad who hated him and a mother who hated him even more. One day he sees a sign for a job in the window of the local funeral home and he decides to apply. What he doesn't realise is, that this funeral home is no ordinary funeral home. Not only is it run by Death, herself, but it is also the gateway to the underworld. Death's sister, the ruler of the underworld, has run off with Death's scythe and Joe has been chosen to be the one to get it back. Except, he doesn't know that yet.

I got kidnapped by a cult and tied to a pentagram in the woods like I was about to be sacrificed on a budget. They summoned the Great Prince of Lust. Aka Asmodeus the Great. Unfortunately, he's also David, my flirty neighbor from apartment 3B. Now the cult has moved into our building, sacrifices are vegan, there's a goat with opinions, and hell keeps auditing us for "insufficient dread." David wants to act human. I just want a degree. They want sustainable terror. This is not going well. Welcome to the building.

When a vengeful ghost begins haunting New York's City Hall, Mayor Adam Winter has only one option left: Julius W. Bygone, Supernatural Sleuth of Shadows.

Wilmuh Tremblerod knew from a young age that she would become the world's greatest playwright. Unfortunately, the world, and her talent (or lack of it) disagreed. Until one day, Linus, a young and relatively untrained muse finds her in a bar and inspires her to great things. Of course, she isn't the person he intended inspiring, but everyone makes mistakes. With the subsequent loss of Linus' powers, Willmuh's ability to write compelling and mesmerising plays runs out of control and an alarming number of people decide that Wilmuh has become some literary god, meaning that her very creativity becomes a danger to the world. When a competition is announced to find the kingdom's greatest entertainers, Wilmuh chooses to use her new-found talents to seal her place in history. But with rival entertainers and people in authority rallying against her, Wilmuh may find it harder to achieve than she first thought, and her troupe of wayward and strange thespians may not be able to stop the world from falling under her accidental-spell. And there are faeries, too. But watch out for them, they're really shady. Contains a gratuitous and shameless parody of a Doctor Who episode. I'm not even sorry.

Morta, eldest daughter of the Duke of Fate, has a dreadful, thankless job. She splits hairs, cuts seams, and trims tapestries, severing the threads of destiny with a knife sheathed in her throat, quoth the raven inscribed upon the hilt. Cardiac hemorrhaging, acute acidosis, and a loose lateral bypass-she doesn't get to choose how people die, only that they must. Adrift in the wreckage of a white-star ocean liner moments after impact, Morta carries out her grim duty, despised by those she serves. But adoration was never something she craved. Her younger sisters, Decima, the serpentine princess of love, litany, and life, and Nona, the half-blooded heiress of fertility and pain, are her only tether to tenderness. Morta adores them both, though after a botched corneal transplant, she no longer quite sees eye to eye with them. She teases Nona, the halfbreed, who bleeds at a pinprick. But when Nona suffers a devastating injury, Morta faces an impossible question: can a deity die, and if so, will she be the one to cut the cord?

Tree of life.....guarded by a terrifying beast....a human girl, an elf, a dark elf, a demon, a vampire and an adventure that could kill them all............. Will they prevail or will they crumble from the challenges that they'll face? I own all the characters in this book. Any similarities of names or events are purely coincidental.

Kai Morita is minding his own business-specifically, a cup of instant noodles-when a blinding circle of magic yoinks him into a throne room full of expectations. The royal appraisal declares him talentless, the court hands him a pouch of pity gold, and the "chosen" heroes move on without him. Which is fine by Kai. He'd rather find a quiet bed, a cheap breakfast, and a rooftop with a sunset. It's a good plan-at least until life decides otherwise.

*REMAKE from Magika Beast: Universe League* (volume 1) It's about Mellie(me), an ordinary human girl who lives in Magika Kingdom, where humans, beasts and half-beasts can live together without any worries. She learns everything about life with her friends - Reed, June, Hitomi and more. Together, let's explore many things with the friends at Magika Royal High Academy (MRHA). Magic Friends, Magic Life, Magic School

[ONC 2024 Longlister] The heir to the kingdom has been kidnapped! Many great and powerful adventurers have tried to find him and bring him back to the loving arms of his father. Unfortunately, though great and powerful, they are also very much pitiful failures. When Luthiriensis, an elven tourist, and Mott, a perpetually aggrieved dwarf, are recruited by a mysterious patron to find the child, they soon find themselves in far more trouble than they could ever have imagined. Also, their recruiter is a dragon. So there's that to deal with too. An ONC novella based upon Prompt 21 - A dragon, an elf, and a dwarf embark on a quest to find the lost heir to the kingdom. Formerly "A Tale of Three". Cover created in Canva, using an AI generated picture and text through Logokit.

When 12-year-old Max finds a talking sandwich in his lunchbox, his life turns into a wild adventure. With a cursed knight in deli bread, magical cafeteria battles, and suspicious teachers, Max must save his school from the mysterious Mold Order-using nothing but bravery and a whole lot of mayo. A hilarious and magical ride for readers who love weird and wonderful stories!

When a fellow witch is accused of a heinous crime, Rowburta Copperbottom. A witch of minimal magical ability but a thirst for knowledge, must investigate the allegations and then prove at a trial the innocence of her colleague. But, with mysterious enemies trying to thwart her at every turn, Rowburta must rely on far more than her witchly magics to aid her in a race against time to prove that justice isn't just blind, but not averse to a little monetary tipping of the scales, either. Rowburta has more than magic to help, she has the lore. A tale in the Terry Pratchett inspired Godworld, where people are about to meet the world's first Witch Loreyer. An ONC novella, based on Prompt 14: "Not everyone in your coven becomes a witch doctor. But you? You are the witch lawyer and take care of the mystical laws of the magical world."

I woke up expecting my plain white ceiling. Instead, I got a medieval roof full of creepy runes, a missing pillow... and a dangerously attractive, one-eyed man with fangs calling me "author." Somehow, I've been dropped inside my own fantasy novel - the one where the hero is supposed to die to save the world. Except my so-called "Chosen One," Arion Vale, refuses. Now, with three days before the entire kingdom turns to stone, I have to convince my stubborn hero to complete the ritual... or I'll be trapped in my own story forever. Oh, and the villain I created? He's here too - and he knows exactly how much trouble I'm in. It's my plot. My world. My characters. ...So why does it feel like I'm the one about to lose?

Bram is just a serf who wanted a steady job. Instead, he got assigned to the most dysfunctional workplace in the kingdom: a castle where dragons conduct performance reviews, undead clerks still work through lunch, and the suggestion box is literally cursed. His first day? His name was already crossed off the roster. His first performance review? Nearly ended in incineration. His brilliant suggestion to improve efficiency? Made the castle tremble and a hallway start whispering his name. Now everyone's calling him "Your Lowliness" and gifting him paper crowns as a joke. But when a prophetic raven starts addressing him in dead languages and mysterious paperwork keeps piling up on his wandering desk, Bram realizes this bureaucratic nightmare might be more than just bad management. Sometimes the most unlikely people end up exactly where they're supposed to be-even if that place is buried under an avalanche of magical red tape. A fantasy-comedy about finding your place in the world's most absurd corporate hierarchy, where the real magic happens in triplicate.

Once upon a time. There lives the greatest blacksmith. He created many weapons, it ranges from the smallest of daggers to the greatest of swords,axes,hammers. His work are praised! Everybody knows his name. But one day, he fell ill. But as his life about to reached it's end. His passion shines brighter than ever before! He put his all into making one sword, but this sword is special, this sword is alive. It is his masterpiece! And soon after he forged it. He hid it for somebody to found. Until one day the blade was found, and then begins it's story. But is the man that came for him the wielder that was meant for him? Or will that person only be the harbinger of that sword until the true wielder come... NOTE: The cover is not mine.

Lynia has always dreamed of being a Conclave Mage. To join them, she goes on dangerous jobs with constructs she summons using magical keys. Lynessa is nothing like her sister. All she wants is a normal life, but she keeps getting dragged into Lynia's schemes. It doesn't help that she finds herself attracted to one of the constructs-a being of magic, not flesh. Along the way, Lynia discovers a mysterious black key, one that summons a rogue mage who is powerful enough to disobey her commands. He also makes her laugh and experience feelings she's never had before. But the rogue mage knows more than he's letting on, and the sisters discover dark secrets that threaten to destroy life as they know it. Together, they must work to save their world... or watch it be destroyed by darkness.

In a kingdom ruled by ancient vampire royalty, four powerful couples raise their magical heirs amidst secrets, romance, and chaotic family life. When a grand ball brings them all together, hidden truths threaten to change everything.

Previously named: A Lady's Maid: A loyal maid saves the life of her passive mistress. A commoner maid named Tilda tries to keep Lady cosaria out of trouble. A feat that may be impossible given the lady's disposition. In a twist of fate, Lady Cosaria gets shipped off to marry the tyrant Duke Delrik Alabaster Arquix and Tilda gets dragged along as her personal maid. Whether it be tyrants, monsters, cultish priests, or a hot knight commander, Tilda will do anything to save her lovely mistress. FINISHED Check out the AI art on Pinterest and Instagram under my username: CopperTopHero

A ROGUE'S REWARD His plan was foolproof. Fate disagreed. Meet Finn: charming, cunning, and utterly penniless. Meet Barry: his loyal companion, perpetually focused on his next meal. When the kingdom offers a princess and a fortune for the head of the fearsome giant Goliath, Finn concocts a scheme too brilliant (and absurd) to fail. Forget slaying the monster - Finn plans to marry him off! What follows is a riotous adventure filled with tavern brawls, improbable escapes, potent wine, political backstabbing, and the most unconventional matchmaking attempt in history. But in a kingdom where everyone has an angle, the biggest con might be the one Finn never saw coming. #FantasyComedy #Adventure #MedievalFantasy #Rogue #Comedy #PoliticalIntrigue #Giant #ARoguesReward #FantasyFilm #Picaresque #Swashbuckler