Fap Stories

I SWEAR THIS IS A JOKE AHSIAYS92USISHE9DB HOPEFULLY YOU PLAYED THESE GAMES AS A KID AND KNOW WHO THEY ARE??? OTHERWISE SHAJSHDHDH

You and your friends are adventurous people. With your birthday coming up. They wanted to bring you somewhere special. But there are some issues along the way. Shrek always gets what he wants and when he wants it (😂) never keep your guard down when your around him or his territory. He bites. Shrek has 5 attempted murders. Jk he never fails. Read the story to find out who got murdered and more :)

sMuT aLeRt!!1!!!!one!!!1 cLaSsMaTeS gEt dOwN aNd dIrTy!!!!1!onee!!!1 *totally fucking dank* she had to calm the boNKERS IN HER DONKERS WHEN IT HAPPENED

Polecam

Well, I saw that this (genre?) exists. Have my opinions on ships, that literally no one asked for! Also, I might write some fanfics for some ships, but probably later on. PLEASE DON'T SUE or cringe to death. Images don't belong to me, and swearing warning. Plus, it does mention mature subjects, but it is not graphic. I think.

è sempre figo dire "di bordo" ... F.A.P. ( Francesco Alessandro Pizzino) cercherà di viaggiare nello spazio annotando le sue riflessioni. Nota introduttiva: Sostanzialmente " l'opera " ( nome esagerato ma non mi veniva in mente altro ) presenta due anime: una narrativa, dedicata alle gesta del maggiore F.A.P. per il raggiungimento dello Space In Time (dimensione che alla sua scoperta ha lasciato entusiasta/angosciata l'umanità) ed una riflessiva, nella quale il nostro astronauta farà una sintesi concettuale di ciò che ha imparato nelle varie avventure. Mentre sto scrivendo queste parole, sto continuando ad improvvisare sulla "lore", ossia sul background e sull'universo che caratterizzano i mondi e i personaggi di Diario di Bordo. Ho deciso che F.A.P. non sarà solo. Questo perché non voglio che tutto si focalizzi su di lui. L'universo è immenso e il protagonista non deve avere un ruolo primario poiché sarà lo spettatore dei grandi eventi a lui circostanti. Ci sarà una saga ove però F.A.P. influenzerà direttamente il corso degli eventi, ma naturalmente ciò è dovuto dal fatto che la trama necessita a lungo andare di un climax fatto di adrenalina, non posso certamente crogiolarmi su un'atmosfera che vede un protagonista totalmente esterno alla realtà in cui è collocato. Sempre mentre scrivo queste parole, ho avuto modo di abbozzare l'idea per un futuro libro ambientato nello stesso universo di diario di bordo, collocato parallelamente al viaggio di F.A.P. In Diario di Bordo scoprirete da soli di cosa tratterà il nuovo futuro libro

*based on real events* A young, strapping (and swinging) young chap ends up contracting a worrying case of blue waffle. To many, this result of his frivolous gay life may cause panic...BUT NOT FOR EWAN, who finds the recent changes to his genitals rather arrousing. 🌸 AUTHOR ~chan~ note 🌸 I also don't know how to spell or punctate properly but, I do have a PRETTY wild 👌👈 life so, this is one hundred percent worth your time.

Secret services of communist regimes in eastern Europe are searching for a diary written by a nun who had apparitions of Jesus, containing unknown information on torment in hell, and how a sinner is punished in terrible and undescridable way with that organ that he used to do evil. The Catholic Church members receive information that the west is infiltrated after the second world war by a secret sect from the east that wants to organize mass rape of beautiful mothers in front of their sons. BASED ON A TRUE STORY... Know o reader, that this is invitation to follow "Đavolja noć" series that are slowly revealing still hidden third secret of Fatima, and that this is not a story at all, but a reality that will soon unfold in our world - the third secret of Fatima has to do with threating return of communism, war of Russia with the west, and alien invasion - they are coming at us with their planet that will enter our solar system and block the sun. By deciding to follow this you will have to learn to pray the rosary of divine mercy, cause Jesus promised to Saint Faustina Kowalska that every soul who prays this rosary only once will have share in supernatural divine mercy, and any soul who worshipes the image of Jesus on the picture of divine mercy will be saved. And you will have to spread this book. Very soon devil is coming. You are joining the army and our network against the enemy - at the bottom of the first chapter you have information how to reach this book and where, and in that book you will find the prayer of divine mercy that we use for salvation of souls... GOD BLESS...

Fnaf

✞︎ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs ʙᴏᴏᴋ✞︎ ᴛʜɪs ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴs ɢʀᴜᴛᴏᴜs ɴᴜᴅɪᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴅɪᴛs ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴɪɴɢ ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴛs ᴠɪᴇᴡᴇʀ ᴅɪsᴄʀᴇᴛɪᴏɴ ɪs ᴀᴅᴠɪsᴇᴅ! ʜᴀᴠᴇ ғᴜɴ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ)

This is my story of quiting nutting (faping) i know its a bad thing i am addicted to and today is the mark of me quiting it and hopefully insipiring other people to quit it to. This is for me to keep as a diary and help me go through it not alone since pornography is everywhere and it seems everyone is addicted to but cant stop hopefully you can join me on this journey i will try my best.

the daily life of north antarctica my hetailia oc

We look deep into my camera roll to find doggos everywhere