Fml Stories

Long story short Felix is nice to most of the people, Hyunjin took it as if he was flirting.

This is a story about a girl, Lillie. She lives alone with her stepfather. Long story short her mom got divorced and remarried and divorced again and stepdad won custody of her. Not a good thing. Lillie feels alone in this world. She doesn't have her mom or sisters. Babie and Drixa. The sisters she was separated from at such a young age. I suck at descriptions. Sorry.

I have never watched Twilight. I have never read Twilight. I know like 3 things about the series and that is the characters' names, the fact that it's a romance about a vampire and one of my friends mentioned Baseball. I just tried to write what I assumed takes place in the book. Then the process took over me, and the next think I knew I was waking up in a pool of sweat in the dark, the dim glow of my laptop blinding me, as if I was seeing God's light for the first time. The fanfiction materialised in front of me. Some of it was very ironic. A very worrying portion of it wasn't. But in the end it took over my life. I can't explain it but every single sentence and moment in this is an elaborate joke, and if you don't get it then you're just not smart enough to comprehend the level of satire I am operating on. Sorry. TW // Gore, alcoholism, kissing, verbal abuse, Timothee Chalamet

Bitch why the fuck and how the fuck did you find this shit ok well whatever

I am not a big Kyman fan, nor am I big on Style or any other ship. I apologise for clearly reaching with this and making stupid errors. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 17 years old Kyle Broflovski moves back to his home town of South Park with his family after nearly three years of living in New Jersey. He comes back to find friends and enemies... but... is his biggest enemy really an enemy at all or just someone in need of therapy? At an older age, Kyle comes to the realisation that Eric Cartman might just be a damaged little child in need of someone. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I'm an awkward wannabe emo and I just wanted to tell this whole weird website my whole weird life bc... idk I've got no reason lol

This is the story of how I got put in jail

#Shivansh Singh Ranawat a 28 years old young multi-billionaire bachelor of today's generation. A cold and rude CEO of Ranawat Constructions India's No.1 construction company but his life is not just in business only he has a indentity that no one knows about and in there his personality is not just cold and rude it's ruthless and merciless too.His name SSR is enough for the people too keep their mouths shut and not utter a single word in front of him. But what will happen when she will step into his life... #Ishika Chaudhary a 22 years old college student a total sweetheart,helpful and introvert girl who never got true friends. Having Trust issues for the ones who approached her made it more difficult for her because of her past.But what will happen when she will become his obsession... :What will happen when they two will meet. Lets see if they will be able to accept eachother with their insecurities?

Whatever the hell I want to write

Hmm

the headache blood ad tears that is being in college, or at least community college. wish me luck.

I mean I think the title explains just about everything but if I must, random thoughts I have and some ideas I gotta jot down. Happy? :)

Certain guys can really suck sometimes and I need somewhere to rant about my guy issues without feeling like I'm annoying the person I'm ranting to.

JUST ASK

lol don't read this it's for people who rp with me I guess? Idk

So basically, you get to meet my online persona, Sapphire, and my OCs in a story full of random adventures that mostly involve my main OC Andromeda. And that's about it. Also many Optimi because they only really ever interact with that specific 'bot.

the most random shit you'll ever read in the history of life, enjoy :) ----- 22.9.2018: #6 - loveya 12.12.2018: #30 - myopinion 24.12.2018: #44 - fml 9.09.2018: #12 - braindump 13.9.2018: #4 - braindump 26.10.2018: #3 - braindump 30.10.2018: #2 - braindump

Thank's for reading my book!! :) - Emily (This is copied from a book I wrote when I was nine, I'm well aware it's terrible)

I don't even know it's just social media humanized ship bullshit oh fuck fffffffffffff

The title says it all :P