Funny Stories

Twenty-year-old Chloe Miller lives a cozy, chaotic life. She runs Sweet Treats Bakery, lives alone in the apartment upstairs, and shares her space with her beloved fur-babies: four highly judgmental cats and a massive, goofy English Mastiff named Barnaby, whom she adopted from a local pet store when he was just a tiny, clumsy puppy. But Chloe's quiet routine is turned completely upside down when she goes to empty the bakery trash and finds a pair of beautiful baby twins tucked inside a garbage can. Naturally, her golden heart won't let her leave them, so she brings them inside. What Chloe has absolutely no idea about is that these twins belong to Luca Moretti-the city's most feared, ruthless mafia don. And when his search for his stolen children leads him straight to her bakery, Chloe is about to find out that "accidentally parenting" mob royalty is a recipe for absolute disaster.

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥇 in ironman 28/5/2026 🥇 in hawkeye 8/6/2026 🥇 in hulk 8/6/2026 🥇 in blackwidow 13/7/2026 🥇 in funny 30/7/2026 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland #6 in scarletwitch Started | December 19th, 2024 Ended | ???

A fairy godmother internship is just what Noelle needs to escape her family's pumpkin business . . . until she starts to question her own happily-ever-after. Perfect for fans of The Princess Diaries or Ella Enchanted! * * * Noelle Simpkins is sick of working for her parents. Sure, her dad runs a booming pumpkin business and her mom's the greatest shoemaker in the land. But pumps and pumpkins get OLD after a while, and she's ready to see more of the world. When she hears about a fairy godmother internship in the city, she jumps on it. The goal? Make sure royal clients get happily-ever-afters . . . all while battling goblins, curing curses, and figuring out how to use a magic wand. Not to mention shutting down a rival godmother and avoiding Kit, a distractingly cute guy who sells pie and keeps turning up. But as exciting as her new gig is, Noelle is surprised when she realizes . . . she kind of misses making shoes and growing pumpkins. Has she gotten closer to her own happily-ever-after, or farther away? And when the glass shoe's on the other foot, can she stay true to her heart? [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]] Cover by Erin Bowman and April Alforque

Mira finds herself stuck in the city of love with Jake, the playboy athlete she can't stand. What she doesn't expect is for major sparks to fly on their 24-hour adventure. But can this newly-found love last beyond the magic of Paris? ***** 24 Hours in Paris is now published as a Paperback & E-book by W by Wattpad Books As a Wattpad reader, you can now access both the Original Edition and the W by Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase (PS: a review on Amazon (and also Goodreads) would be very much appreciated, to help get this POC rom com in front of more readers! All the review page links are on my Wattpad profile page :-) ) In the new Published Edition of the book, the characters of Mira and Jake will be older and wiser co-workers in the corporate world, who miss their flight and get stuck spending an extra 24 hours in Paris. They'll start off annoyed with each other, but you know how the story goes... "Adorably sweet and a brilliant read! It made me feel like I was roaming the streets of Paris without having to leave my couch." - Grace @HQ ***** On the last day of their class's college trip to Paris, Mira and Jake get tangled up in a debacle that causes them to miss their flight home to New York. Which means they're stuck in Paris until the next available flight that's 24 hours away! Mira is witty and a lover of art history and good cheese. Jake, on the other hand, is your All-American frat boy with a killer smile. Translation: they can't stand each other. As they visit places they could never have imagined, Mira and Jake go from mortal enemies to star-crossed lovers with sizzling chemistry. But can their spark last without Paris' cheese and charm to keep it going? [[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]] Cover designed by Ray Gardener

After a tragic accident that completely changes her life, Annie and her twin brother, Austin, are taken in by the Emersons, a family of seven (drop-dead gorgeous) boys. But Annie never expects to fall for one of the boys...let alone two. "A delicious series of twists and turns." - Grace @ HQ ***** Annie Cassidy has always had a simple life. She lives with her mom, dad, and her twin brother, Austin, in Indiana. She's always been close to each of them; a bond nobody could break until one fatal night when Annie's parents are killed in a head-on collision. She and Austin have no other family nearby and are taken under the wing of their father's best friend, Derek Emerson. They move from their small, comfortable hometown in Indiana, to the giant city of Los Angeles, California. Not only are they shocked to find out that the Emersons are rich--but that they also have seven kids. And they're all boys! As Annie begins to settle in, the last thing she expects is to develop feelings for one of the brothers, let alone two. It's safe to say that her new life in LA is about to get a whole lot more complicated. Content warning: mature scenes, depictions of a car crash, and mentions of grief. [[Word count: 60,000 - 70,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

Running away from their jobs as camp counselors, Ellie and Seb embark on a road trip with unexpected turns en route to their destination - New York. ***** Camp Raukawee was meant to be where Ellie Morrison and Sebastian Lee spent their summer working as camp counselors, but they've had enough. Escaping in the middle of the night, the friends hatch a crazy plan to make their way to New York to visit Ellie's dad, who she hasn't seen since he moved five years ago. Along the way, however, a series of cities and events have the pair not only questioning their individual futures, but wondering what will happen to the growing spark between them as the countdown to adulthood begins. [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

Ian has always had one goal and one goal only-to get drafted for the National Hockey League. Nothing has ever thrown him off course from this, except for one boy from his past that knows things about him that rarely sees the light anymore. Finn has never liked hockey. The only reason he joined the team was to look at cute guys, start some fights on the ice (because it looked fun), and to obviously, get a cute hockey butt like all the other guys on the team. When Ian gets tasked with training Finn so that they can actually be a decent team and get to nationals this year, their bond grows strangely close. The only problem is, Ian promised himself he'd never fall in love again, and ends up breaking the one rule he set for himself. Finn on the other hand, doesn't have much interest in dating. He likes having fun, flirting with people without any strings. When Finn finds himself slipping into feelings for Ian, it leaves him questioning everything he thought he knew about himself, dragging Ian down with him in the process. And through all that, they somehow still need to win nationals. ***

Su Tang transmigrates into a dogblood novel as the doomed villainous stepmother of genius child Lu Momo and the contract wife of cold CEO Lu Ting. According to the original plot, she is supposed to fight for love, bully the child, create endless drama, and eventually die miserably. Su Tang refuses. Her life goal is simple: survive one year quietly, collect the 100 million yuan contract payout, and nap whenever possible. But instead of ruining the family, her lazy and gentle attitude slowly changes the cold Lu household. The silent little genius begins trusting her, Lu Ting starts lowering his guard, and the quiet mansion gradually becomes a real home. No public scandals. No dramatic revenge. Just warm porridge, late-night care, quiet healing, and a salted fish stepmom who never wanted to compete in the first place.

[COMPLETED] ˗ˏˋ 𝗧𝗼𝗽 𝗘𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗺𝗮 𝗧𝗮𝗲 × 𝗕𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗺 𝗔𝗹𝗽𝗵𝗮 𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗸𝗼𝗼𝗸 ˎˊ˗ ꒰ 💕 ꒱ **𝑊𝘩𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑'𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑝𝘩𝑎 𝑓𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎𝑛 𝑒𝑛𝑖𝑔𝑚𝑎 𝑤𝘩𝑜 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑤𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑘 𝘩𝑖𝑚... ꒱ 𝐽𝑢𝑛𝑔𝑘𝑜𝑜𝑘 was never meant to get pregnant - especially not as an alpha. But fate never really asked for permission, did it? Now he's a single parent, raising his son 𝐽𝑖𝑤𝑜𝑜𝑛 - an enigma just like the man who unknowingly gave him that child. And somewhere in another city, 𝑇𝑎𝑒ℎ𝑦𝑢𝑛𝑔 lives unaware of the tiny heartbeat that once echoed beneath Jungkook's own. 𝑇𝘩𝑒𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑢𝑝𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛... But destiny doesn't ask for permission. Now Jiwoon - the most mischievous little enigma alive - has only one mission: "I want Taetae as my appa!" ﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏ (Mr. & Mrs. Jeon are the ultimate cupids 😉) ✧ Slow updates, sorry! ✧ ﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏ ©taestykoofortae

Anneliese is an empathetic, outgoing young woman who has struggled finding a safe place to express herself. Often looking for new ways to meet friends, she wouldn't pass the opportunity to chat someone up. Even a stranger at the diner she works at to pass time and support herself. A dedicated man takes to the nativity of Anneliese. He is direct and prefers to keep to himself. Even an isolated man by choice can't withstand Anneliese's pull. Gravitating towards her, he manages to bring her a sense of comfort to the new beginnings in life. Not all beginnings are as true as they let off and lies can only last so long. ~ ❀ ~ I can't help but stare at her. Her face, lips, and smile, and her nose. Even her long, curled lashes. "Let's do a butterfly kiss!" She exclaims, pulling my face close suddenly. Kiss? My heart hammers in my chest, my breath hitching. Her small hands hold my face close to hers. It's not very forceful, I could pull away if I wanted to, but I let her have control. Her hands are warm and soft against my jaw. Getting closer, her eyes lashes flutter and I find myself holding my breath. She brushes her lashes to mine, her breath fanning against my lips. Subconsciously, I lean forward, wanting my lips to be on hers. June flutter her lashes, grazing her lashes to mine. Out of nowhere she bursts out in a fit of laughter. I flinch back. Butterfly kiss. That was not a fucking kiss. ~ ❀ ~ #1 cliche 2025 & 2026 #1 sweatheart 2025 #1 opposites 2026 *Warning* Mature themes will be covered (language, actions, etc).

She is a girl full of mischievousness and never fails to entertain those around her. He is just the opposite of her, being all furios and short-tempered. not being handled by everyone; he was the only one who could keep her on track; sometimes she doesn't even listen to him at all.She wasn't aware that he was secretly in love with her. from when he held her tiny hands in his for the first time. As they grew older, his feelings for her only grew stronger. He knew he had to confess his love to her eventually. but there was a risk that she wouldn't feel the same way. Only time will tell if their relationship will blossom into something more than just cousins who care deeply for each other. Will she accept his love? By taking a chance and telling her how he truly feels.

°• || 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒐𝒏 1 𝒐𝒇 𝑲𝑹𝑽𝑪 || •°( Standalone ) ◤━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━◥ "He's 6'2'' of cocky, charming chaos. She's the reason he keeps looking back." ◣━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━◢ Aarush Shekhawat sings like a dream and causes trouble like it's a full-time job. The college adores him. The juniors worship him. And half the campus probably has a crush on him. Meanwhile... Amyra Sharma spends her nights building architectural models, surviving on caffeine, and pretending people don't exist. Oversized hoodies. Smudged kajal. Sharp sarcasm. A girl who was never supposed to be anyone's first choice. Except somehow... she became his. ⊹ ࣪ ˖ He calls her Chamko. She calls him Rockstar. ⊹ ࣪ ˖ When she forgets to eat, he's there. When he gets into trouble, she's there. When the world feels too loud, they find each other. It's always been that way. Best friends. Nothing more. At least that's what they tell everyone. And themselves. ⊹ ࣪ ˖ While the entire college is busy falling for Aarush Singh Shekhawat... Aarush Singh Shekhawat is busy looking for Amyra Sharma in every crowd. The problem? Neither of them realizes why. ⟡ There's no confession, no declaration. Just friendship. Comfort. Late-night conversations. And feelings quietly growing where neither of them thought to look. ⟡ A story about two best friends who swear they're not in love... until they are. ◢━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━◣ ✧ Height Difference ✧ Best Friends To Lovers ✧ College Romance ✧ He Falls First ✧ Jealousy & Teasing ✧ He Sings Only For Her ✧ Soft Love ◥━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━◤ ❝ Maybe the love of your life isn't someone new. Maybe it's the person who's been beside you all along. ❞ ═══════ ⋆✦⋆ ═══════

Valerie was stolen from the grasps of her family, kidnapped at the age of 13. With no connection to the outside world, her bothers, parents. Valerie is thrown into a world of training and torture for 2 years. Forced to be with a man with a sick fascination towards her. Only he slipped up. One mission gone wrong. and now, for a mind as sharp as 15 year old Valerie's . This was one new chance for freedom. A chance she grabbed onto and used to her advantage. Now, reunited with her family, but she's not out of the woods. not yet at least... #1 in Badass- 30/06/2026 #1 in lost- 02/07/2026 #1 in scars- 01/08/2026 #4 in Bigbrothers 28/06/2026 #5 in lostsister 01/07/2026 #17 in onlygirl 01/07/2026

in which beau maxwell has a twin sister who everyone cares and loves besides one who doesn't like to show it much. garret graham x oc

𝐓𝐰𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬. 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. He was a 21-year-old army officer, bound to get married because of a promise he made to his grandfather. He had rejected every girl without a second thought. Not because he was cold-never that. He valued life. He valued happiness. He was the sun; he was the warmth. Until the day his eyes met hers- a nineteen-year old pregnant girl. He didn't know how or why, but suddenly, no wasn't easy anymore. What began as an unforeseen moment grew into something neither of them knew how to name. This isn't history. It's a tale- a soft, healing, unforgettable story of two wounded hearts learning to trust again.

Jungkook and Taehyung have been inseparable since childhood. Their parents are friends, their lives are intertwined, and being close has always felt natural. Jungkook is pretty, bratty, and far too comfortable stealing Taehyung's hoodies, sitting in his lap, and teasing him without a second thought. Taehyung has always tolerated it. Always protected him. Always stayed close. But as they grow older, the way Taehyung looks at Jungkook starts to change. And Jungkook slowly realizes that the boy who's been by his side his entire life might want something more than friendship. Warnings ☞ Top Taehyung ☞ Bottom Jungkook ☞ Elder Jungkook ☞ Younger Taehyung ☞ Smut (ofc) ☞Mature content ☞Virgin taekook Most impressive ranking #1 in btsfanfic (out of 165k stories) #3 in fanfic (out of 1.59 M stories) #2 in Taehyung (out of 185k stories) #3 in vkook (out of 46.1k stories) #1 in toptaehyung #1 in bottomjk #4 in jungkook (out of 226k stories) #5 in funny (out of 246K stories) #3 in Kim Taehyung (out of 65.1K stories) #5 in Jeon Jungkook (out of 71.9K stories) #31 in funny ( out of 246k stories)

"𝐎𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫...." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "𝐴 𝑙𝑜𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑢𝑛𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑒(𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑒) 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛, 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑎 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑝 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑜𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑏𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑔𝑢𝑦𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑐𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 !! 𝑎𝑚 𝐼 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔? 𝑁𝑜𝑝𝑒!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐑𝐄𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ x - ᴏᴄꜱ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ɪɴᴠᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ (Qᴜɪᴛᴇ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴄ ɪꜱ ᴀɴ ᴏᴄ) x - ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ/ɪɴꜱᴜʟᴛꜱ....ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪᴅᴋ #2 🥈 in funniest

Previously known as "Destined Love" "𝑨 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝑫𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒔-𝑨𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝑺𝒖𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔" Second book in Destined series

"ပျာပျာယာယာနဲ့ ဘယ်လိုမိန်းကလေးမှန်းမသိဘူး'' စိုင်းနန်းသခင် "လူကလည်းသူ့လုပ်စားတစ်လောကလုံးထိုင်စားနေရတဲ့ရုပ်နဲ့'' ဆောင်းသဇင်နွယ် တည်တည်ငြိမ်ငြိမ်နဲ့အေးဆေးနေတတ်တဲ့ဆရာဝန်လေးတစ်ယောက်က ဘတ်စကတ်ဘောကစားရင်း သူ့ရဲ့ပုံစံနဲ့လုံးဝကွဲလွဲနေတဲ့ကောင်မလေးကို မြင်သွားတဲ့အခါ.........

Betrayed everyone in the simulator-now I'm surrounded by them in reality! Awakening the "White Moonlight Simulator System," I harvested god-like rewards by breaking the hearts of the ninja world's greatest heroines. I thought it was just a game... until the dimensional barrier shattered, and the women I traumatized descended into the real world! Tsunade is red-eyed with fury, Mei Terumi is standing with a blade in hand, and Pakura is closing in step by step. It was supposed to be just a simulation, but now I'm trapped in a real-life harem nightmare-and I have no idea how to survive the aftermath!