Funny Stories

He was Manglik. The solution? A marriage to a tree. The twist? The tree was already occupied. At 27, his life was supposed to be normal-until astrology decided otherwise. To cancel his Manglik dosh, his family married him to a tree. Ritual done. Problem solved... or so they thought. What no one knew was that a chaotic, sharp-tongued, and slightly unhinged spirit lived in that tree. Now, he's accidentally married to a ghost. She's funny. She's unpredictable. She knows secrets she shouldn't. And she has absolutely no intention of leaving him alone. Between haunted nights, sarcastic conversations, and a mystery buried deep within her past, his life turns into a mess he never signed up for. After all... how do you divorce someone who isn't alive? Let's dive into this chaos to know everything~

The book will stay on Wattpad until June 30. ___________ Alessia had rules. She didn't do drama, didn't take nonsense from any man. Until him. For Cassian, she broke every one. A cliché, impossible mother in law? She handled it. Missed dinners because of work? She served herself double and waited anyway. Too tired to spend time together? She embraced the quiet hours alone. She forgot her limits, abandoned her rules. All for him. Until her. The one rule she couldn't break, the limit she couldn't cross. She saw him with her. Broken, she left and whispered a wish she never thought would come true: that she had never met him. The wish was granted. Alessia woke up and didn't remember him. But now Cassian is the one waiting. Running against time to be near her. Chasing every moment, following every rule, just so she might remember him again. And if she can't... Can he remember it all for both of them? ___________ Pre-order now: US: https://a.co/d/03DJ1zV4 UK: https://amzn.eu/d/0dRPZl4b CA: https://a.co/d/004NcV0P IN: https://amzn.in/d/0byDwPI7 AU: https://amzn.asia/d/06n3RZg5 DE: https://amzn.eu/d/0ddjKi9X IT: https://amzn.eu/d/0d3BQ0Ul

Four-year-old Bai Nuo has spent his whole life surviving alone in the apocalypse-cold food, dirty water, and no one to rely on but himself. Then, in a sudden twist, he wakes up in a modern ABO world (a setting where people are categorized as Alpha / Beta / Omega, with social hierarchy and biology shaped around those roles). Here, there are no monsters and no end-of-the-world terror. Food is hot. Water is clean. And for the first time, Bai Nuo has something he's never had before: a family. People tell him the man in front of him is supposed to be his... father. Weak, wary, and desperate not to be rejected, Bai Nuo curls up in the man's arms and whispers, "Dad?" The man is Bai Sheng-the Bai family's infamous Third Young Master, a top-tier alpha known for being brutally strong and merciless. He freezes when he looks down at the child who resembles him. Because the Bai family is a famous elite clan in Ang City: five heirs, all top-tier alphas, all cold-blooded, all fighting for power. Outsiders have long predicted the family will eventually destroy itself from the inside-until a federal raid uncovers an illegal genetic-experiment lab. And Bai Sheng walks out carrying a four-year-old child who shares his blood. In an alpha-dominated world where omegas are rare-especially in a family line that has produced nothing but top-tier alphas for generations-this child is an unprecedented miracle: the Bai family's first and only omega cub. Now, a ruthless dynasty that only understands strength and profit is forced to face something none of them are prepared for: a small, fragile child who just wants to be safe... and loved. Notes from the author (adapted): long, healing, child-growth story with lots of daily-life warmth; romance exists but starts only after adulthood; characters are intentionally imperfect. Dont vote... For offline purposes only... Not mine...

Running away from their jobs as camp counselors, Ellie and Seb embark on a road trip with unexpected turns en route to their destination - New York. ***** Camp Raukawee was meant to be where Ellie Morrison and Sebastian Lee spent their summer working as camp counselors, but they've had enough. Escaping in the middle of the night, the friends hatch a crazy plan to make their way to New York to visit Ellie's dad, who she hasn't seen since he moved five years ago. Along the way, however, a series of cities and events have the pair not only questioning their individual futures, but wondering what will happen to the growing spark between them as the countdown to adulthood begins. [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

Mira finds herself stuck in the city of love with Jake, the playboy athlete she can't stand. What she doesn't expect is for major sparks to fly on their 24-hour adventure. But can this newly-found love last beyond the magic of Paris? ***** 24 Hours in Paris is now published as a Paperback & E-book by W by Wattpad Books As a Wattpad reader, you can now access both the Original Edition and the W by Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase (PS: a review on Amazon (and also Goodreads) would be very much appreciated, to help get this POC rom com in front of more readers! All the review page links are on my Wattpad profile page :-) ) In the new Published Edition of the book, the characters of Mira and Jake will be older and wiser co-workers in the corporate world, who miss their flight and get stuck spending an extra 24 hours in Paris. They'll start off annoyed with each other, but you know how the story goes... "Adorably sweet and a brilliant read! It made me feel like I was roaming the streets of Paris without having to leave my couch." - Grace @HQ ***** On the last day of their class's college trip to Paris, Mira and Jake get tangled up in a debacle that causes them to miss their flight home to New York. Which means they're stuck in Paris until the next available flight that's 24 hours away! Mira is witty and a lover of art history and good cheese. Jake, on the other hand, is your All-American frat boy with a killer smile. Translation: they can't stand each other. As they visit places they could never have imagined, Mira and Jake go from mortal enemies to star-crossed lovers with sizzling chemistry. But can their spark last without Paris' cheese and charm to keep it going? [[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]] Cover designed by Ray Gardener

Lady our love will shine Lighting the night Just put your trust in my heart And meet me in paradise ✦˚₊⁺⋆

Born into one of the most dangerous mafia families in the world, she should've been feared like the rest of them. like what do you mean by allergic to safety???!!!

A fairy godmother internship is just what Noelle needs to escape her family's pumpkin business . . . until she starts to question her own happily-ever-after. Perfect for fans of The Princess Diaries or Ella Enchanted! * * * Noelle Simpkins is sick of working for her parents. Sure, her dad runs a booming pumpkin business and her mom's the greatest shoemaker in the land. But pumps and pumpkins get OLD after a while, and she's ready to see more of the world. When she hears about a fairy godmother internship in the city, she jumps on it. The goal? Make sure royal clients get happily-ever-afters . . . all while battling goblins, curing curses, and figuring out how to use a magic wand. Not to mention shutting down a rival godmother and avoiding Kit, a distractingly cute guy who sells pie and keeps turning up. But as exciting as her new gig is, Noelle is surprised when she realizes . . . she kind of misses making shoes and growing pumpkins. Has she gotten closer to her own happily-ever-after, or farther away? And when the glass shoe's on the other foot, can she stay true to her heart? [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]] Cover by Erin Bowman and April Alforque

After a tragic accident that completely changes her life, Annie and her twin brother, Austin, are taken in by the Emersons, a family of seven (drop-dead gorgeous) boys. But Annie never expects to fall for one of the boys...let alone two. "A delicious series of twists and turns." - Grace @ HQ ***** Annie Cassidy has always had a simple life. She lives with her mom, dad, and her twin brother, Austin, in Indiana. She's always been close to each of them; a bond nobody could break until one fatal night when Annie's parents are killed in a head-on collision. She and Austin have no other family nearby and are taken under the wing of their father's best friend, Derek Emerson. They move from their small, comfortable hometown in Indiana, to the giant city of Los Angeles, California. Not only are they shocked to find out that the Emersons are rich--but that they also have seven kids. And they're all boys! As Annie begins to settle in, the last thing she expects is to develop feelings for one of the brothers, let alone two. It's safe to say that her new life in LA is about to get a whole lot more complicated. Content warning: mature scenes, depictions of a car crash, and mentions of grief. [[Word count: 60,000 - 70,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

A one-night stand turns into a high-stakes game of survival when a dental hygienist becomes the secret lucky charm of a grumpy goalie. -------------------- One night, fake names, and no strings was supposed to be my escape. Now, I'm the last hope for a pro hockey goalie who thinks I'm some lucky charm capable of flipping his abysmal season. As a Type 1 Diabetic, numbers govern my life: glucose levels, carb counts, and the low balance of my bank account. I moved to San Francisco for a fresh start, not to become the "lucky charm" of a professionally notorious grump. After our steamy, anonymous night, I did the sensible thing: I ran. But the universe flexes a cruel sense of humor. My new job as dental assistant for the San Francisco Bears' pro-hockey team puts me face-to-face-and finger-to-mouth-with the man I can't forget. Connor Schmidt's convinced I'm the cure to his career-worst slump. He's closed-off, stubborn, and way too hot for my professional safety. I need this job to survive. Literally. But with the coach hunting for "distractions" to fire, and Connor refusing to let me go, I'm stuck in a game I can't afford to lose. He's playing for redemption. I'm playing for my life. And the more we lose ourselves in his "luck-with-benefits agreement," the more falling for him is the most reckless thing I've ever done. 18 + for explicit sexual content #1 sports, #1 spicy, #1 sweet, #1 chicklit, #1 contemporaryromance #1 hockeyplayer, #1 maturethemes #36 romance Story is complete.

❝ he hacked the wrong system... and accidentally the wrong man ❞ (yes it's illegal. no, Jimin can't ctrl+z this 💻🔫💔) Every CS Students relatable thing 😞🤚 and a love story which can burn your a$$

Clover Marianne Emerson has always been a quiet storm, hiding her fears behind soft smiles and her scars beneath impossible expectations. When tragedy uproots her life, she is thrust into the chaos of her brothers' world-a place of loud voices, sharp edges, and a love she doesn't know how to accept. They are strangers bound by blood, each with their own cracks and shadows. Clover tries to fit herself into their lives, perfect and invisible, but perfection is a fragile thing. As the walls between them start to crumble, so does the mask she's always worn. Follow Clove as she learns to navigate teenage life, sibling rivalry, and her own dreams and as she begins to discover that perfection isn't what binds a family together-it's love, chaos, and everything in between.

They started as two best friends on a Sugarhill sidewalk. Now, they're a family of four living behind the gates of a fortress. Two teenagers with their DNA. Kairo is the silent protector with his father's eyes; Kiani is the fearless firecracker with her mother's soul. Between high school,the city, and the overprotective "Uncle Squad" watching every move, the Jimenez heirs are proving that the only thing stronger than the legacy is the love that holds them together.

TGISM || ✓ DISCLAIMER: UNEDITED VERSION (THAT GIRL IN SECTION MONSTER is unedited.) ABOUT: Si Thea isang pasaway na babae na mapupunta sa isang paaralan na puno ng mga kakaibang estudyante at tila mala halimaw ang mga pag-uugali. Quias University ang paaralan na kung saan ang bawat Classroom ay may sampung lalaki at dalawang babae. Section Monster ang nag-iisa at namumukod tanging section na kinakatakutan ng lahat sa Quias University. Isang malupit na section na kung saan ang bawat babae na mapupunta sa kanila ay pinapapili nila. Bully? Sex Slave or Kill? Wala kang panalo sa tatlong pagpipilian. Mamamatay ka kung hindi ka nila gusto. Kung challenging ka naman ay pang bubully na walang humpay at kung may ibubuga ka naman sa kagandahan ay pwede ka nilang maging Sex slave. Paano kung sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon ay mapunta ang ating bida sa seksyon ng mga itinuturing na halimaw? Makalabas pa kaya ng buhay roon si Thea? May bugbog o pasa kaya? O baka naman sa isang iglap mabago ang lahat kung may mapaibig siya na isa sa mga Monster Boys? Halina at tuklasin ang misteryo sa Section Monster ng Quias University... Cover Design by Eys Eim WP

"𝐎𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫...." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "𝐴 𝑙𝑜𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑢𝑛𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑒(𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑒) 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛, 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑎 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑝 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑜𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑏𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑔𝑢𝑦𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑐𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 !! 𝑎𝑚 𝐼 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔? 𝑁𝑜𝑝𝑒!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐑𝐄𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ x - ᴏᴄꜱ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ɪɴᴠᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ (Qᴜɪᴛᴇ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴄ ɪꜱ ᴀɴ ᴏᴄ) x - ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ/ɪɴꜱᴜʟᴛꜱ....ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪᴅᴋ

What happens when your brothers are the principal and professors of your college? 😆😆 It's the story of Aadit, Abhas, Aryan, Akshit, and Avni - Two students, two professors, and one principal. Want to know more 👀 Let's find out through the story✨️

#ʙᴏᴏᴋ-2 ᴛʜᴇ ᴋʜᴀɴ ᴅʏɴᴀꜱᴛy "𝐈-𝐈 𝐝𝐨" I whispered, my voice barely audible over the sound of my own heart pounding in my chest. I kept my gaze steady as the Marriage Officiant slid the nikah papers towards me. As I lowered the pen to sign, my eyes caught a glimpse of the groom's name written boldly: ZAIN IMAD KHAN. No. This can't be true. It can't be him. But there was no time to process this shock. My fingers moved almost on their own, signing the papers before I handed them back through the flower partition that separated me from that cruel monster. I felt a numbness spreading through me as my stalker, now my husband on the other side signed, sealing our fate. And then, a voice cut through the silence like a knife. "𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐉!" My head snapped towards the entrance, and my breath caught in my throat. Who is at the other end of the partition if he is standing here? Before I could understand what was happening, a strong hand grabbed my wrist, pulling me back. I collided against a firm chest, inhaling a scent I had come to know all too well. My heart raced as I realized who it was-Zain Imad Khan, the man who had haunted my thoughts for weeks. Before I could utter a word, he lifted his arm, a gun gleaming in his hand. He said in a dangerous tone. "𝐈'𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐞-𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐞" Without hesitation, he pulled the trigger. The gunshot echoed through the room, and the monster at the entrance staggered back, clutching his chest. I stood frozen as he shielded me. The room was filled with shocked gasps, but at that moment, everything else faded away. All I could feel was the warmth of his presence, the protection in his touch, and the realization that when the best was taken away from me, destiny blessed me with the bestest-him.

(STERLING SERIES # 1) - Daphne Dennings thought she could finally tick off "Have sex with a random stranger" on her bucket list. She realized the next morning that it wasn't a one-night stand after all. After meeting that cute guy on the top deck of her cousin's yacht wedding reception at Saint Tropez, Daphne wishes she could meet another guy just like him. Five years later, she bumps into the very same person she hooked up with back at her cousin's wedding. To her surprise, the guy she hooked up with was none other than one of Forbe's most eligible bachelors, Vincent Sterling. And this eligible bachelor wants her. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The story launched on the Radish Fiction app - June 29, 2021 - No longer available. This story is only posted on Wattpad. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ C O N T E N T / T R I G G E R W A R N I N G S ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sexual themes Drugs Swearing Suicide Character death Knife Gun Alcohol ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Formerly What Vincent Wants. Changed on 06.20.2021 CREDIT: Photo by Asad Photo Maldives from Pexels ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ❤ P O S T E D - 05.24.15 - 11.27.19 #3 (Romance - 10.29.15)

Formerly titled 𝑪ℎ𝒂𝑟𝒄𝑜𝒂𝑙, 𝐺𝒍𝑖𝒕𝑡𝒆𝑟𝒆𝑑 Callista Black never fit. She carved space for herself anyway, unbothered by the symmetry she ruined. She didn't care who loved her, or who didn't. She loved them all anyway. Loudly. Shamelessly. Confidently. She's the kind of person you would want gone and miss the loudest when they aren't around. Not quite a ball of sunshine. But undeniably a stubborn, aggressively affectionate, moody, and catastrophically clumsy form of entertainment. Callista Black: Daughter of Regulus Black. Tongue of Sirius Black. And a heart that, unfortunately, doesn't know when to stay out of trouble. Including a certain dragon tamer. *cough* Charlie you handsome man *cough* Life was fine, normal even, if you were merciful. Until Sirius Black broke out of prison. Everyone thought it was vengeance. Callista wondered if it was loneliness. The one where Sirius Black meets his niece. "Two Broken Misfits, broken just enough to fit right." [Charlie Weasley × Hufflepuff OC] Because - Dragons, muscles, questionable decisions and whatnot. *Slowburn, btw. Friends to Lovers because apparently I enjoy suffering. _______ The Harry Potter universe belongs to J. K. Rowling. Callista Black is mine. This story is written for fun, so you might as well enjoy it. _______ 1st May, 2026: somehow hit #1 in a few tags (remuslupin, charlieweasley, billweasley?? yeah I don't get it either)

When Leo invents the LPhone, not even the Fates could predict what would happen next. The answer is: absolute chaos. A PJO X Gotham story... Nico di Angelo didn't think anything of the person he accidentally texted, but when one of the Bat kids gets roped into the unhinged conversations of the demigods, it only goes downhill from there. Somehow, Nico and Leo end up working as a team to find the Bats, purely for no reason other than their own curiosity or entertainment. But from the Bat's point of view, a couple of threats entering Gotham calls for trouble. If you need a laugh, or love the chaos that comes with these types of stories you are going to love this! :D I glance to Tim, typing on the computer like a mad man. The voices came back, but there was a new one this time. "YOU STABBED HIM?!" Me and Tim's heads flew to the screen, but we still couldn't see anything. "IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!" "HOW? HOW THE HADES DO YOU CHASE SOMEONE, SWING A SWORD AT THEM, AND WHEN THEY GET IMPALED IT'S ON ACCIDENT?!" ***I do not own Percy Jackson or DC*** BEST RANKS: 1st sonofhades 2026 1st phones 2026 1st nicodiangelo 2026 1st pjo 2026 1st batman 2026