Goat Stories

When Max's karting race gets unexpectedly canceled, he decides to visit his sister, Victoria, hoping for a quiet day. But Victoria already has plans with her best friend, Lara-and before she can protest, she finds herself introducing Max to Lara. From the moment they meet, sparks fly. Max's charm and daring energy pull Lara in, and she can't deny the connection growing between them. But Lara hesitates-she doesn't want to risk her friendship with Victoria. Caught between desire and loyalty, Max and Lara must navigate stolen glances, hidden feelings, and the thrilling chaos of first love. Can they find a way to be together without breaking the bonds that matter most?

In the year 1345, as a silent lord secretly plots to strike against his own kingdom, two knights-Baldwin and Gawain-are sent on a dangerous quest to climb the Colossal Mountain and retrieve a powerful gem hidden within Bubba's tomb, facing countless trials along the way with only five months, ten days, and ten seconds to succeed.

A collect of tangled the series oneshots (none of the characters are mine they are made by disney)

now it's game on baby!!! it's the teen choice awards! who will win?!? (bet you could guess) but what happens on this adventure to the awards and how much stress will be put onto jake and erika's shoulders?! also there maybe a new member/s team, whether they like it or not. what will happen to the team cuz of this new member/s?

I sit over my knife in thought, And think over the pain I brought. I can't see any stars or light, These are my tearstains in the night. ======================================= A group of poems that I wrote to vent, to help with my suicidal thoughts. ======================================= Top ranking: #453 in Poetry (10/3/2017)

I rubbed my eyes and stretched my arms. I extended them too high for they have hit the glittery dream catcher hanging on the headboard of my bed. The said item dropped on my face. "Argh, get off me." I removed the dream catcher from my face and sat up on my bed. I turned my gaze to the clock on the side table; it was 7:15. "Ugh," I moaned. "it's too early." I closed my eyes and tried to sleep again. A few minutes passed until somebody knocked on the door. "Marie," said the person who knocked on the door. "Let's go already!" Shoot, I forgot. No wonder I woke up so early. I quickly rose to my feet and rushed to the bathroom. "Marie! Are you even awake?" I didn't respond just yet because I was in the shower. A few moments later, the same person knocked on my door. "I've got the keys, Marie," she said. I could hear her shaking the keys outside my door. "You can't stay asleep forever!" Hurriedly, I placed on my blue blouse and pants. I grabbed the brush from the bathroom and started to comb my dark brown hair. Rushing to the door, I opened it to see my friend Ranie Accendo. I eyed her gray blazer over her white shirt, pants, and boots. "What took you so long?" she asked. "Nevermind that." I shook my hand dismissively. "Where are we going? If it's not important, I'm going back to bed." "To the forest." "The forest? Why?" "I'll show you something." ••••••••••••••• •All of the characters in this book belong to me and @RanieAccendo• •The cover photo was drawn by me.•

Random Weird ass shit from my head

The first of the Greetings From Paintrock series. Dana Wilcox and her friends leave their hometown on a road trip in search of adventure and unfortunately find it. When things go wrong, the group turns to a paranormal drug called Vantage for release. When they come to, one of their own is dead and they are thrust into an unwanted and bizarre adventure in Las Vegas. The cast is listed for the entire story in the prologue. The world is stranger than it seems. This is a first draft so I know it is very bad! Feedback is always appreciated! This is the first book of my Greetings From Paintrock series.

Sir Captain Chicken in a lost World.

These are true life stories but short

It was another normal day until Bartholomew was viscously rammed into by a truck again. So you see, Bartholomew was just a chill guy who was poor, orphaned, and single. Everything he did made flowers fall from the sky. From the day he was born, nothing good ever happened. His mother and father both went to get the milk. The doctors who were supposed to care for him passed away once they saw his gorgeous face (yeah, that fine shite in the cover is Bartholomew btw). Anyways, Bartholomew was reincarnated to another fantasy world. What could go wrong?

This book is based off real events, the following stories were told to the goat during an interview. All names, places and etc. are changed to protect anyone who has involved's identity.

l'histoire du dictateurs de Biensoin

A story about my goat demon oh seas, more oh seas, and a new world I've made. Enjoy :>

Let me recount another story to you, one that tells us to not let greed cause us to miss out on opportunities. Or if you want to look at it from a different perspective: "You shouldn't just keep waiting for something better to come along." But no matter what the message is, the goal remains the same... Luscious, green, delectable grass. Here is my retelling of this famous story, for it is my duty to pass these folk tales on to future generations, via Wattpad that is. So.. get all nice and comfy, hide under your bridge, and enjoy the retelling of The Three Billy Goats Gruff. Credits: Art: Isaac C. Writing: Isaac C. Country of origin: Norway. Original author: Peter Christen Asbjørnsen and Jørgen Engebretsen Moe / 18th century Inspiration: The Fable Cottage / Sooper Books / Various adaptations of the story on vhs and books.

(This is a Hazbin Hotel Fan Fic) Pulchritudinous. Even though it looks (and sounds) like it would describe a disease or a bad attitude, pulchritudinous actually describes a person of breathtaking, heartbreaking...beauty. Danielle Sallow, AKA the Midnight Killer was a beautiful disaster. During the day she broke hearts and flaunted her beauty yet at night she went unseen or heard. At age twenty seven, 1763, she died of a self committed act. Danielle Sallow was a Serial Killer, a literal heartbreaker. After her hardly forgivable sins and last unforgivable sin she was damned to hell. If nothing else did there was always one thing that stuck in Danielles head. No matter where you were or what you had to do, gaining power was of utmost importance. ⚠️!!Warning!!⚠️ This book might end up containing smut but as of right now I'm not sure. Chapters will have warnings before hand. Disclaimer: I do not own Hazbin Hotel, I would never be able to create such a good show or have such a big fandom lol, the only thing I own in this book is most of the plot and Danielle Sallow.

Mizuniel is a 1-year-old dog who had been on his own since he was 6 months old. He's a little bit lonely, until he meets Zelda, a cat. With this new companion of his, he sets off on an adventure, and meets more animals along the way. But it's not all fun and games. Soon, he and his companions learn about an aggresive animal attacking other animals. But there's something odd about this animal, too. Could it be that...magic is real? And this animal has it?

my friends fan fic I'm making for them. Also I advise for only 18+ due too coming content too be added...