hi_im_moonface
Dear Lauryn Olivia,
What better way is there to go to sleep than to read my long, boring stories with absolutely no plot or storyline? They're probably better that way, really. It's tough falling asleep when you've got something to think about.
When we call just before bed, you can pick a story from this collection. I'll read it to you, darling. Or tell it from memory if you'd like to see my face. Of course you can read these yourself, but I guess my intent was to read to you.
And uh, ahA, yeah I stole your idea :) xP
Definitely do this for me if you were still planning on it. It's genius and I love you, you nerd.
Sincerely,
Yours Truly <3