Gaslightgatekeepgirlboss Stories

I will be gathering the weirdest and funniest wattpad comments I can find and putting them here for everyone to see. 🤑

Idk.Some lesbian enemies to lovers shit I decided to write cuz I was bored. Louise stood in line,trying to pay for a pack of cocola noodles,but her card declines.Frantically searching her bag for some spare change,she found a dead mosquito.A laugh echoed from the distance as Louise cursed at herself.Turning her gaze,she spotted a bespectacled,black-haired girl that looks like an aye-aye primate,squirming with laughter on the floor.Irelyn.Annoyed,Louise gives her the side eye.

Date of creation: Monday, July 18th, 2022. my dumbass goes to grade 7 for the first time idk what will happen this is basically a diary but on the internet and just know these things: - I do not hold back roasting people - I can have a will to fight someone, but I won't. - I am big brain so yeah. Important Note: - For me, school starts August 10th. I will start uploading August 1st, because a lot of shit is gonna go down before then. - My School Year is August 10th through May 25th. This should run for around 288 Days. So roughly 290 Chapters, one for each day including breaks, weekends, and other events. There will be a week missing when I probably go to my first Civil Air Patrol encampment during winter break and we can't bring our phones so I'll let y'all know the chapter before Update on the encampment thing: I ain't going lmaoooo So watch me go through ups and downs bla bla bla it's already 12:42 EST As of creating this and I'm tired

The narrator wants a slice of happiness to feel good, but Clarissa and Mylie find something they shouldn't have.. Who do you think did it? ..Or what did it...? Is the narrator finally getting the attention they deserve.? or are they getting more..?

Go read the rewrite instead!! It's better!!! - You work as an assasian, killing horrible people. It pays well, and it's SUPER fun. Though, one night, you get interupted while with an important target by someone oddly familar... You need to keep your cover and find out who that boy was... ☾︎ ☔︎✯✰✯✰✯✰✯✰✯✰✯✰✯☔︎ ☽︎ ❤︎Notes❤︎ : ❥︎The art isn't mine (if you know who made it tell me and I'll credit them) ❥︎Constructive Critism is always welcome on this story!!! ❥︎Requests or Ideas are welcome ❥︎Please don't leave any hateful/offensive comments (:

I don't know how many I have but I'm making a new one. Yay. If you are interested, see what ships there are in the first part:)

TW: swearing and strong language Me ranting about this son of a gun

I fucking hate everything everyone kys now

A young woman named Luciel in her early twenties finds herself stuck in the apocalypse fighting for survival. After struggling for so long she uses her past life experience and gets by doing what she does best: Manipulating, mostly men. Luciel finds herself derailing down the path of insanity as her power grows, only loving the thrill more and more. [TRIGGER CONTENT] -cannilbalism, gore, murder, etc-

literally just pics of me either being a Jinx kinnie, or just pics of me ig (and no the cover does not imply anything)

"You don't choose your name...you survive it." At Foxglove Academy, names aren't just labels. They're weapons. Vivian Lane built her empire on whispered rumors, well-timed betrayals, and a throne no one dared challenge. For years, she controlled everything-who rose, who fell, and who never stood a chance. Jenna Carter and Kelsey Morgan learned that the hard way. Branded by a cruel prank in eighth grade, they spent years drowning under names they never asked for-Cargo & More-gut. Their humiliation was legendary, their fate sealed. Until the day something happened that made them decide to rewrite the story. Returning to Foxglove for senior year, they aren't just different-they're unrecognizable. And for the first time, Vivian Lane isn't the one in control. Legacies are built on power. And power can be stolen. When revenge collides with reputation, and the names they were forced to carry become the ones they destroy, only one question remains: Who will make it out intact?

Worldwide sensation, Ed Sheeran, spends a romantic evening with former prime minister of England and tory icon, Margaret Thatcher 😍 List of ships featured 🥺💗🤞: -Ed Sheeran x Margaret Thatcher -Nigel Farage x Boris Johnson -Margaret Thatcher x Boris Johnson -Obama x Ed Sheeran x Boris Johnson -Boris Johnson x Matt Hancock -Ed Sheeran x Obama

16 year old Aidan had always been known as the "nerd" or "clever kid" in school, but that all changed the day a new student arrived. The newcomer was a gorgeous boy by the name of Ethan. Everyone liked him because of his nice nature and attractive appearance. Aidan was, of course, still the smarter person. Right? Nope, Ethan was also quite intelligent. Worse, Elodie, Aidan's girlfriend, also fell in love with Ethan and dumped him, making Aidan extra angrier. Ethan, though, likes someone else. After awhile, all seems to be good and well for Aidan, until some dark secrets come out... A little bit spicy. I try to update often!

- "𝘖𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘐 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦." 𝑺𝒚𝒍𝒗𝒊𝒂 𝑴𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒕 𝒙 𝑬𝒅𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝑴𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒐𝒏. - 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧/𝐬: 3 - ✓ 4 - ✓ 5 - ?

Some people are born sweet. Kandii Kay Carson was born calculating. From the moment I met her, I knew she wasn't like other people. She was the kind of woman who could ruin your life with a smile and make you thank her for it. Perfect hair (if you don't look too close), perfect body (if you believe her Instagram), perfect life (if you ignore the mugshots). When I started dating Ethan Cole, I thought the hard part would be meeting his family. I didn't know the real challenge would be surviving his sister-in-law. Kandii doesn't just cause drama-she thrives on it. She's the queen of backhanded compliments, professional manipulation, and playing the victim so well that everyone around her forgets the truth. This isn't a love story. It's a war story. And in this family, there are no winners... only survivors.

So there's a ton of homophobic boys in my school so I decided to write a gay fanfiction about them :D

Here you can read about my adventures at the bingo with Granny Sue

An action packed novel based on real people and true events. A group of crime fighting teens with extraordinary powers fight crime to protect their beloved town. They defeat the battle but little do they know.. They aren't ready for the war to come. Will they be prepared to question everything they once believed?

guy x guy rodrick heffley x chad