Gatekeep Stories

suffering. a crackfic parody of the infamous self-insert fanfic My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie but with all of dsmp (tara needs so much fucking therapy holy shit) yes we included every single dsmp member thats how many characters are in this godforsaken thing if any of the content creators mentioned arent cool with this, we will gladly delete :D dnf so funny haha :|

watch the adventurs of the secret penis princess and mafia bad boy tom nook. can y/n handle the life of being 1'8 but having a crush on tom noky who is 8'11???? We'll see UwU BAka *lip bite* OwO

Marisa Susans may seem to be an average girl, but she's actually not your average girl. So when she meets Brad Du Bois, the bad boy who treats her just like any other girl, she is OUTRAGED. But then Brad accidentally finds Marisa's shirt that she dropped and..... READ TO FIND OUT!! highest rankings bc i want to flex: #5 in badboygoodgirl #8 in badboys #2 in gaslight #5 in gatekeep #19 in girlboss #69 in goodboy

made this after like crying my eyes out lmfao enjoy please

Totally very real fanfiction of a very niche underground story, you wouldn't even know what it was if I told you.

(Front cover is temporary!) I've been hoarding lot's of DSMP-based writings for quite some time now, and thought I might as well let them out into the open ^^ This Wattpad is going to include many varieties of writings, though mainly oneshots/ideas I want to keep a hold of- though I may eventually move my proper stories to another book, that's not set in stone. I must add, whilst ideas and shorts, I would definitely be against any heavily based works on these for now! Sometime soon I am planning on opening up some of these for people to rewrite, possible challenges, competitions or just 'Draw this in your style'-like prompts. (The heavily based/inspired thing does include re-uploads of these to other websites :}} I'll cross over this later because I've got a bit more to say on the other websites thing!) I'll be sure to have T/CWs for chapters that need them (No sexual content will be anywhere on my account, so please refrain from sexual comments too! ^^). This Wattpad includes shipping, if that isn't your cup of tea just skip said chapter or stop reading- I fully get that you don't like that but please just be kind and move on; again, NO SEXUAL CONTENT- AT ALL. No non-platonic/shipping minor writings either! I am only writing within the Cc's boundaries when it comes to writing and I need you to respect that too! You won't really find anything bad here besides possible bodily harm-(T/CW. death and graphic depictions of violence) or um- sadness???? Emotional themes If any of Cc's opinions on fanfiction are negative and I'm not aware, please do let me know! I will be keeping a close eye on what they say, just in case That's all I've to say for now ^^ I really really hope you enjoy- thank you ever so much for reading! :}} :sparkling_heart::sparkling_heart:

Angela Darnell fell pregnant to her daughter when she was just 16 years old and due to the state she lives in she was forced to birth and raise her daughter without any support from parents or a partner, as soon as she turns 21 she is left with no choice but to take a job at a strip club to be able to provide food and shelter for her young daughter. Everything seems to be falling apart for her, that is until a handsome stranger steps in and turns her whole life around.

over the pandemic, a boy named Alexei gets a social media platform and starts making friends. he falls in love for this boy named Charlie, and then sooner realizes how toxic of a relationship it is.

Filomena Arabella-May Goodbody-Baggins is a robust woman. Known for being a feisty and untamable hobbit of the Shire, not even a company of 13 dwarves are able to control her: not even a hard-headed king. After an ill-received proposal, a few stolen heirlooms, and a mutual exchange of harsh words, Filomena finds herself in the company of an unwilling dwarven king, Thorin Oakenshield. On a quest for adventure and reclamation, Filomena and her cousin, Bilbo, must break free of the silken safety blanket of the Shire and survive in the big world. Of course, it's hard to make it big when a king doesn't like you. Will Filomena and Bilbo make it to the end of the quest? Or will a stubborn-headed king do everything in his power to break the little woman? Will Thorin be able to stay true to his own beliefs and morals? Or will an intoxicatingly fierce hobbit break down his walls? Read to find out ;) NOTE: This work dips heavily into BOTH the films and book and "rewrites" some of the outcomes and character impacts. If you haven't read the book, some scenes will be very different from the film, and the timeline follows the book more closely (AKA, realistic travel time) (This story can also be found on ArchiveOfOurOwn, still written by me)

a collection of villainous short stories where you're the main character, and you're pretty badass for when you feel an indescribable anger against the world

very epic

mmmmmmm

Tony felt ice in his veins. That was the kid, his kid. A peice of rebar through his leg, lying in a pool of blood. Battered and bruised. Tony should have known that this would happen, that someone would come back for him, for his family Or: Peter traumatizing his totally not dad. Or:Peter casually getting stabbed? (Cross posted on ao3)

Random quotes from things I like

am·bi·tious /amˈbiSHəs/ adjective having or showing a strong desire and determination to succeed. ☆ In which a social type falls in love with a shut-in

OAO

this is a book of one shots from people paul dano has played as like klitz, Riddler, jay etc ⚠️FLUFF ONLY⚠️

I was a fool to think that the ex-president, Obama would take care of me, like he did with Obama-Care... My life as a vegan was already hard enough. At least BENOFTHEWEEK had my back, right?