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  • Travelogue: The Unknown and Unsaid by EunHanaRyung
    EunHanaRyung
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    I'm all dressed up and naked.
  • Bullies by madinahm_
    madinahm_
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    This poem is about something I've thought about for so long. Whether they affect you or not, its not right. There is no justification to bullying...it sucks being affected by it. Anyways, this is my poem, thanks for reading all of my things. Love you guys...
  • Strong Opinions » A Rant Book by UzumakiKarin
    UzumakiKarin
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    Will probably contain mature language because I fucking curse.
  • I Don't Care by Fading_souls
    Fading_souls
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    Just a poem I wrote to release some steam.
  • Love Begun The War by ZenaAllisson
    ZenaAllisson
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    It's a story unfolding, mysteries discovered questions answered and uncertainty hovering as their lives blossom. The story centers in a small town in Florida 'HavenHills' and it's resident are a happy and safe people, despite the occasional run through a of Wild Upirs (vampires). In the city Lycans (the highest Clan of shape shifters) and Upir coexist almost peacefully, no war, no fights, no brawl. There's no love either, until a New Upir Joins their coven. And like Magic, she falls in love with one of the Lycans, the two girls experience a love only poets speak of, the drama, the tension, the silent hatred bubbling over, and with Wild Upirs still on the loose, a visiting werewolf Clan file into HavenHills and light the biggest camp fire the city has ever seen.
  • (_/-_-)_/ by minecrafplayer
    minecrafplayer
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    Hi
  • The Light by renegade017
    renegade017
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    This thing is for all the people out there, struggling, this will work as the fuel inside you to hype you up. don't let yourself down for no one, light your self up. :D
  • Poems To Read Before Bed by sweetheartzip
    sweetheartzip
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    mine.
  • Tagged [On Hold] by -Boongiboi
    -Boongiboi
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    I guess the title itself is pretty self explanatory.
  • I don't know where this ends, but I think I'll keep going by wcdukes
    wcdukes
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    For fans of Jason Pargin AKA David Wong, Jack Townsend, and that weird kid who talks shit which no one listens to but won't stop talking about online while hating on him. The world has sunk lower than a stripper ant who can pick up crumbs bent over backwards. No one wants to be President so they are picked by lottery. The winner always is a loser usually assassinated the first week in office. Ned, a failed gambler and POTUS 1,000,000 decides to beat the odds by implanting a detonator in his chest which will trigger a nuclear apocalypse when his heart stops ticking. He gives everyone a choice: you can either enter his virtual town of Nedville where you can blissfully live out your days doing nothing or you can spend the rest of your life empty the bedpans of Nedville's citizens. Now Ed is on life support! It's up to Randy, the G.O.A.T.I.E (Greatest of All Time In Everything) and his on/off again girlfriend, Alias, uber superstar of the band, Trinity, to enter Nedville and defuse the situation. The only problem is, they hate each other. Includes original lyrics you are invited to set to music (seriously, I'm an old dude who can't play an instrument either. Taylor Swift, make yourself useful!)
  • why @P00SAYEATER is autistic  by dingdongkisser
    dingdongkisser
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    @P00SAYEATER This is for you
  • Nothing. by Imyourmawm
    Imyourmawm
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    Nothing. (Not educational) (NON KPOP fans wouldn't get the feels a.k.a. love KPOP :) )
  • MISSING by meainmaulau
    meainmaulau
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    What do you mean don't you understand your mine, he snarls. He continues to yank me down and pull at my shirt. You will always be mine understand you will Forever Be MISSING. this is the first story im publishing and trying really hard so please support me some scenes are rated 13+
  • self help by TheHolyMemeSquad
    TheHolyMemeSquad
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    You've got to *smacks desk twice* run away
  • Nothing but boobs by bobbyboy303
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    just wait and see
  • from rides to rituals by hannahcuthelk11
    hannahcuthelk11
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    she was just hanging about in the carnival. then she goes to hanging. what kind of ritual is this exactly?????
  • Just A Feeling (Killua fanfiction) by Xiaomiaox
    Xiaomiaox
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    Mika is a lively girl until her parents were killed by some wizards she thoughts that she will never be happy again, But someone saved her from that thoughts people call him 'The Dragon King' or 'The Black Dragon' But I call Him Acnologia. What Years later Acnologia brought her to an other DIMENSION!? The dimension is called Hunter X Hunter ! She wants to discover this world, Then she found Ging she decided to travel with Ging. A few months later Ging left her! THAT OLD HAG! One day she saw some bandits and she hates bandits so she killed them brutally. What she didn't know is that The Phantom Troupe was watching her at that moment, The phantom troupe wants her to be a member of the troupe so they asked her and she said...YES!? Again a few Year later The Troupe wants her to take the Hunter exam with Hisoka. Well Fuck( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I don't own anything except my OC The characters belong to the right owner and that is Yoshihiro Togashi THANK YOU YOSHIHIRO!!! Some things you need to know: - I suck at grammar and English. - It isn't a crossover but I only used Acnologia from fairy tail ( Owner: Hiro Mashima)
  • Quotes by -phanta-
    -phanta-
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    -Motivational quotes, deep quotes, and song lyrics! Do people these days still read quotes? Gosh I'm getting old This book is as random as my life Oh wait I don't have one Enjoy :D ---Please note 📝: I do not own these quotes/lyrics. All credits go to their original owners. Published: July 14, 2017
  • You Need A Job by will_buskirk62
    will_buskirk62
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    If you are 30 years old and don't have a job... Get One! You are a grown man, moving 25 pound box isn't that hard... For God's s️ake... You haven't dated in 6 years... Get out of your parent's basement and do something.
  • Theme Shop by bellamied
    bellamied
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    A theme shop bc I have nothing better to do :D Cover creds to @K1SSES-FOR-U