Getrekt Stories

sophie vv dumb

A book dedicated to my gooooood friend Maria. 😬😬😬

Just a bunch of random posts...That are strangely relatable!!! I hope you enjoy this book and totally relate to these.

This is how to be a happy little land shark in this big big world.

lol sum memes very legit book. ~*~ ahaha lol u can request sum if ya want 😜

Take an adventure with Jeremy and his friends on his journey to this SUGOI highschool and watch him be one with someone ;) (or something) Btw, there's French in here so just Google translate something if you're clueless as to what it means byee P.s., I wrote this story for ma amie :3

Nala is our God she has been through too much to lose this war now. She and her gang of pussy cats will win

Phoenix forgot to log off my laptop. Now this exists.

Hehehehe

get roasted welcome to the everything book. how u got here? beats me. this book just might take u into the deepest depths of the internet. past the videos of cats and dogs being stupid. pics of hot anime boys. porn hub. kpop. jpop. pics of ugly jordans. and many other things. this book will take you to... the humor depths of the internet. so at least youll get a laugh out of this book. hopefully. im not that funny. well personally i think im funny. probably bc i laugh at my own jokes. y r u still reading this. this is too long. go read this book!! vote on it otherwise a crocodile will eat u at 2:30 am. gg. gl. hf. good day. and. good bai. for now.

Karina, as a secretary, thought that her new boss would be rude because of rumors from the employees. She thought so, but when Karina was called, she didn't expect that her boss would be shy!

probably won't publish this, so why bother writing a description? never mind. I still won't add a description tho

this story brings tears to your eyes

THE ADVENTURE BEGINS. WITH POOP

ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli im back with more shinanegans

Heres Another ask book I don't own blue exorcist which makes me sad