Getrekt Stories

A book of comeback and roasts to say to people!!!!

Take an adventure with Jeremy and his friends on his journey to this SUGOI highschool and watch him be one with someone ;) (or something) Btw, there's French in here so just Google translate something if you're clueless as to what it means byee P.s., I wrote this story for ma amie :3

A researcher, stuck in a world called "roadblocks? Roblox." Searching for the origins of robux

Lololololololollolololololollooooooolllllolooolololooio GET THE TROLL LOLILOOO U JUST WASTED YOUR TIME AND QHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS NO REALLY YOUR ACTUALLY REALLY WASTING YOUR TIME NO SERIOUSLY STOP READING I DONT ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE STILL READING OMG YOU ARE REALLY BEAST FOR KEEP READING THIS THIS IS EXACT THE I BET YOUR PRETTY CONFUSED YEAH UR PROBABLY SITTING THERE LIKE ..................... AND YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I WASTED MY TIME MAKING THIS WELL IT IS TO MAKE YOU WASTE YOUR TIME WAIT WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?IM AS CONFUSED AS YOU ARE HOW ABOUT YOU STOP READING JK TROLL YOUR FRIENDS WITH THIS OK LEAVE A LIKE AND ENJOY TROLLING PEOPLE THIS PROBABLY WAATED ALOT OF TIME BUT YOUR PROBABLY LAUGHING AT YOURSELF LIKE IM AN IDIOT WOW WHY AM I STILL READING THIS OMG WTF TIME YOUR WASTED JUST YOU YOUR PROBABLY CONFUSED CAUSE THAT SENTENCE WAS WRITTEN BACKWARDS SO YEAH DEAL WITH IT WHAT U GONNA DO ABOUT IT HUH YOU WANT SOME I GIVE IT YA YOUR ALSO PROBABLY WONDERING.

sometimes i have to look at myself in the mirror, to remind myself that i'm alive, that i'm breathing, and that this is real. *~* it's like a diary, but cooler

Just a bunch of random posts...That are strangely relatable!!! I hope you enjoy this book and totally relate to these.

It's a joke lol

This is about two ducks mating at disneylandno fuck it's a book of phan theories you asshole this whole part of the description is irrelevant. Covers I will be topicing -no homo howell -the beginning -what happened in vegas -shrek in chocolate, nude -Tweets - brother martyn -who is danisnotonfirevyou1 -ur mum have a lovely day and get shrekt

"-No!" Tommy interrupts, quickly darting out from behind Wilbur. "You're my friend, Dream. I just need a second to get my shit together." Tommy is still unable to meet Dream's eyes, yet he knows he doesn't imagine the smile in Dream's voice, "Yeah, we're friends right?" Or, a daydream I had where irl Tommy has hyperrealistic dreams of c!tommy and his trauma which turned into a little 700 word thing :3 ~Cover photo art by alice_drownd on Reddit~

This is how to be a happy little land shark in this big big world.

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THE ADVENTURE BEGINS. WITH POOP

For a certain someone

This is my first book so don't hate. ;)

Buckle your seat belts mother fuckers, cause you're about to witness the best rant book ever.

There once was a Joseph. He was kinda creepy. Sometimes he would stare at walls. Then he killed a bunch of people. This is his story. Also he drove a bus once.

another series of pics for u to see