Getrekt Stories

Buckle your seat belts mother fuckers, cause you're about to witness the best rant book ever.

Prepare to get angry.

probably won't publish this, so why bother writing a description? never mind. I still won't add a description tho

sometimes i have to look at myself in the mirror, to remind myself that i'm alive, that i'm breathing, and that this is real. *~* it's like a diary, but cooler

There once was a Joseph. He was kinda creepy. Sometimes he would stare at walls. Then he killed a bunch of people. This is his story. Also he drove a bus once.

Mama June tells baby lemon what life back in the 1800's was like. Deal wit it bitch.

For a certain someone

Phoenix forgot to log off my laptop. Now this exists.

get roasted welcome to the everything book. how u got here? beats me. this book just might take u into the deepest depths of the internet. past the videos of cats and dogs being stupid. pics of hot anime boys. porn hub. kpop. jpop. pics of ugly jordans. and many other things. this book will take you to... the humor depths of the internet. so at least youll get a laugh out of this book. hopefully. im not that funny. well personally i think im funny. probably bc i laugh at my own jokes. y r u still reading this. this is too long. go read this book!! vote on it otherwise a crocodile will eat u at 2:30 am. gg. gl. hf. good day. and. good bai. for now.

A researcher, stuck in a world called "roadblocks? Roblox." Searching for the origins of robux

hello mates uh this is just gonna be what i did today so i can see how boring my fooking life is lol,,,,uh yeah thays all <3 ily all,,,JUST KIDDING GET REKTED DSJKHKFDFDF but fr go drink water, take care of urself dont be a piss baby like dream is :))

lol sum memes very legit book. ~*~ ahaha lol u can request sum if ya want 😜

THE ADVENTURE BEGINS. WITH POOP

Take an adventure with Jeremy and his friends on his journey to this SUGOI highschool and watch him be one with someone ;) (or something) Btw, there's French in here so just Google translate something if you're clueless as to what it means byee P.s., I wrote this story for ma amie :3

ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli im back with more shinanegans

Now, before you go judging this book, just read it. especially if you have ever considered hurting yourself in anyway. It is a fictional piece, however it will incorporate certain topics that are serious and I really have an opinion on. Ya see, I have had suicidal friends. A few for that matter, and I know what it's like to talk someone out of suicide. I know what being like that can do to you. And if this book can help at least one person, then I know i have made a real difference in someone's life. And I would be quite satisfied if the words of some girl online (me) could save a life. Because I know I probably don't know you, but I care. And if you ever want to talk to someone who will just listen and try to offer advice then you can private message me and I will be there. NOTE: THIS BOOK IS IN NO WAY SUPPORTING OR ROMANTICIZING SUICIDE OR SELF HATE. I AM SIMPLY HERE TO HELP PEOPLE IN A ROUGH SITUATION SO PLEASE NO HATE.

Jeremy-kun's wacky adventures continue where he somehow by the grace of God gets accepted into a 4-year college on a physical fitness scholarship. He didn't tell you in the first book but he actually LOVES science and he actually wants to be a personal trainer. Little does he know exactly what is in-store for him and his buddy pals.

Hey you! Are you looking for realistic? art, memes, and SO MUCH MORE? Well, you have come to the right place! Come into the dark pit I call a book......

It's a joke lol